Chapter 1 - Golfing

The Random Golfing Story

Kaorii: Hey guy's lets go golfing.

Naomii: oooo ok I wanna drive the golf cart! *grabs baby teething keys* Lets go!!!!

Kurama: Grab your aspirin Hiei, this is going to be a long day.

Hiei: *rolls around on floor* I get the pretty pink putter!!!

Kurama: It's ok. I'll get the aspirin.

In The Car

Kaorii & Naomii in unison: Golfing! Golfing! Golfing!

Kurama: *interrupts* Shut up!! Damnit! I'm trying to drive!!! *shoves aspirin down throat*

Hiei: Let's turn on Hillary Duff

Kaorii: Yay! *cranks up volume* *singing* Let the rain fall down!

Naomii: NOOOOO!!!

Kurama: *with a mouthful of aspirin* AHHHHHH!!! *aspirin fly's out of mouth*

Kaorii: Awwww Rama you are no fun. *puts arm around Kurama's neck*

Naomii: No! Mine! My muffin! *starts to choke Kaorii*

Kaorii: gasp…hack…choke

Kurama: Girls please

*car starts to shake*

Pedestrian: ummm…*stares at car* ummmm…meep?

At Golf Course

Kurama: ok now girls. Don't get carried away.

*fan girls run up to Kurama*

Fan Girls: Can we have your autograph!? Please!!!

Kurama: Woa ladies. Slow down. One at a time.

Fan Girl: heh heh heh. Thanks Kurama.

Kurama: Awww, its no biggie. Anything for you sweetie.

Fan Girl: *Touches Kurama's cheek*

Naomii: Mine! My muffin! *lunges at fan girl*

Hiei: *stops Naomii* Ummm…Naomii, lets go get that golf cart of yours huh?

Naomii: Yay!!!

Kaorii: Not a good idea.

Hiei: I know. Bad Hiei. *gives self a Doby*

Naomii: I want a pink car Yay! *runs away*

Hiei: No!!! Come back!!!

Naomii: *comes back with big pink golf cart* Weeeee!!!

Kaorii: Lets go. *hops on golf cart*

Hiei: ummm…Naomii….I think I should drive.

Naomii: HISSSSS!!!!

Hiei: Ok! Ok! *hops on golf cart* let's go find Kurama.

Kaorii: Step on it!!!

Naomii: OK!!! *steps really hard on gas pedal* Weeeee!!! *jurks car around corner* Muahahahaha!!!

Hiei: There went my lunch.

Kaorii: Ha Ha! Hiei puked!

Hiei: Ohhhh….moan…

Naomii: *jerks car around another corner* Look! There is my muffin!

Kurama: There you go Sarah. Next!

Naomii: Grab him Kaorii! Grab him!

Kaorii: *reaches out of golf cart and grabs Kurama* Hi Kurama!

Manager: Hey! Keep all limbs inside the golf cart at all times!

Naomii: Shut your face!

Hiei: Don't get carried away huh Kurama. *laughs*

Kurama: Heh heh….Naomii don't!

Naomii: *running over fan girls* Die! Die! Die! That is what you get for hitting on my muffin!!! Muahahaha!

On The Golf Course

Kaorii: *singing clocks* Lights go out and I can't be saved!

Naomii: Ahhh! No! Shut up! *waves golf club in Kaorii's face*

Hiei: Hey! I wanted the pink putter.

Naomii: No! Mine! My pinkie! *waves pink putter in Hiei's face* Hahaha!

Kaorii: *still singing* Youuuuu! Areeeee!

Naomii: Shut up! *runs away*

Hiei: Get back here with my pinkie putter! *runs after Naomii*

Naomii: No! Mine! *throws muffin at Hiei*

Kaorii: *still singing* Youuuuuu! Areeeee!

Kurama: Need Aspirin… *shakes aspirin bottle upside down* Huh? Empty? Nooo!

Naomii: *comes back and collapses* let's…golf…now…

Kaorii: *still singing* Youuuuu… ok.

Hiei: *running around in circles* I'll get you Naomii!

Kurama: sigh…

When They Finally Decide To Golf

Kaorii: Ladies first. And that means you Hiei.

Naomii: *giggles*

Kurama: Yeah go on Hiei.

Hiei: Grrrr…. *steps up to tee* Four! *whacks ball.* Ball sails into sky*

Ball: They don't pay me enough. *lands three inches from hole*

Hiei: Yes! Not so bad for a “girl” huh?

Kurama: Grrrr. I'll be next. *walks up to tee and swings* Four! Wow look at that baby go.

Hiei: uh…Rama…look down…

Kurama: *looks down at tee and sees ball* Grrrr! Stupid ball! *whacks ball*

Ball: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, go me go!!! *lands in hole*

All: Yay Rama!

Kurama: *blush* what can I say. I am good at everything.

Kaorii: Right. *rolls eyes* My turn. *walks up to tee and whacks ball* Four!

Ball: No! No! Not the trees!

Kaorii: No! No! Not the trees! No! *ball hits trees*

Kurama: awww. To bad.

Naomii: My turn. *walks up to tee* Here we go.

Ball: Three…Two…One…Geronimooooo! Er… Hey. Hello! I'm still here!

Naomii: Wow. Look at my ball go. *hears voice and looks down at tee* Oh hi ball. You sure are going far…wait. If my ball is here then…

Hiei: Look! The pretty pink putter if flying! *stares in awe*

*putter falls and hits someone on the head*

The Some one: Owwww! *falls on ground*

All: *get in golf cart and drives to the some one*

Kurama: Gosh Naomii cant you do anything right?

Naomii: *tears in eyes* Waaaaaa! Sorry! I didn't mean to!

Kaorii: *puts arm around Naomii* It's ok. It's not like you hit anyone famous.

Kurama: *pulls car over*

All: *get out and walk to the some one who got clubbed*

Kaorii: See, like I told you, it's not anyone….Oh my god it's Sammy Sosa!!!

All: *stares in awe*

Hiei: I thought he was a baseball player.

Kurama: *digs in pocket* Huh? Oh yeah, my aspirin is gone.

Naomii: Oh god oh god what have I done? What do we do? *mini light bulb in her head flashes on* I know….Run away!!! Ahhhhh! Run away!

Kaorii: *grabs Hiei and Kurama and throws them in golf cart* Step on it!

Naomii: Hang on! *steps on it* Weeeee! *crazily starts to drive*

Hiei and Kurama: Ahhhhhh!! Slow down! Stop! *gets thrown out of golf cart and lands next to Sammy Sosa*

Hiei: *in sexy voice* Hi Rama.

Kurama: Get off me! This just goes to show you never golf with idiots.

Hiei and Kurama: *gets up and runs after girls* Wait! Stop! You forgot us!

Naomii: *laughs maniacally*

Kaorii: Nya nya nya nya nya!

All: Ahhhhhh! *now out of sight*

Sammy Sosa: *wakes up and sees the golf club that hit him* Cool! A pretty pink putter! I think I'll name it….Pinkie! *walks away with pinkie*

End

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