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Chapter 4 - The Twelve Days Of Akatsumas

Well, I figured that since Christmas as coming up, I'd transfigure a few well-known (and not well-known) Christmas songs into Naruto-related thingies. So...this was the result...yeah...I'm not quite sure about the ratings...so...yeah...

Chapter 4 - The Twelve Days Of Akatsumas

Chapter 4 - The Twelve Days Of Akatsumas
On the first day of Akatsumas, Itachi gave to me,
a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the second day of Akatsumas, Kisame gave to me,
two big sharp swords,
and a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the third day of Akatsumas, Hidan gave to me,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the fourth day of Akatsumas, Deidara gave to me,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the fifth day of Akatsumas, Kakuza gave to me,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the sixth day of Akatsumas, Sasori gave to me,
Six marionettes,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the seventh day of Akatsumas, Zetsu gave to me,
Seven Venus fly-trap,
Six marionettes,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the eighth day of Akatsumas, Tobi gave to me,
Eight lollipops,
Seven Venus fly-trap,
Six marionettes,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the ninth day of Akatsumas, Pein gave to me,
Nine other me's,
Eight lollipops,
Seven Venus fly-trap,
Six marionettes,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the tenth day of Akatsumas, Konan gave to me,
Ten paper flowers,
Nine other me's,
Eight lollipops,
Seven Venus fly-trap,
Six marionettes,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the eleventh day of Akatsumas, Orochi gave to me,
Eleven flute-charmed cobras,
Ten paper flowers,
Nine other me's,
Eight lollipops,
Seven Venus fly-trap,
Six marionettes,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
On the twelfth day of Akatsumas, The Whole Gang gave to me,
Twelve "Leave before we kill you"'s.
Eleven flute-charmed cobras,
Ten paper flowers,
Nine other me's,
Eight lollipops,
Seven Venus fly-trap,
Six marionettes,
Five fake gold coins*,
Four exploding clay birds,
Three human sacrifices,
Two big sharp swords,
And a pair of really cool shades.
 
 
 
 
 
Original Song: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Disclaimer: I don't own the Akatsuki.
 
 
 
*Yeah....Kakuza is cheap...he stole them from a little girl on the street...

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shadowkat234 on December 28, 2007, 8:12:09 AM

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shadowkat234that is really good ..... my brain hurts trying to remember past 7....ow. 

xEmotional on December 25, 2007, 10:07:09 AM

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xEmotionalLOL

rffraff05 on December 12, 2007, 8:11:00 AM

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rffraff05Hilarious! 9 other me's!

Pein: Why didn't we think of that?