Chapter 6 - Kakuzu Got Run Over By a Hell Hound

 
 
Kakuzu got run over by a hell hound
Walking home from our base Ninmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Jashin,
But as for me and Hidan, we believe.


He'd been drinkin' too much Vodka,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When we found him Ninmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were paw prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' scythe marks on his back. 
 
 
Kakuzu got run over by a hell hound
Walking home from our base Ninmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Jashin,
But as for me and Hidan, we believe.
 
 
Now were all so proud of Leader,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there countin' money,
Drinkin' beer and planin' domination with Flower-Chan.

It's not Ninmas without Kuku.
All the Akatsuki's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we bury him or stuff him in a sack?
 
 
Kakuzu got run over by a hell hound
Walking home from our base Ninmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Jashin,
But as for me and Hidan, we believe.
 
 
Now the food is on the table
And the couch is all but sank.
And the black and red wax candles,
That just would have matched Kakuzu's piggy bank.

We've warned all our friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a puppy,
To a man who tortures kids and plays with scythes.
 
 
Kakuzu got run over by a hell hound
Walking home from our base Ninmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Jashin,
But as for me and Hidan, we believe.
 
 
 
 
Original Song: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Disclaimer: Yeah...Sure I won Kakuzu , Hidan, and Jashin! And Deidara's a girl! Anyway, yeah...I really don't own them...so...yeah...

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