Chapter 11 - You're A Mean One, Itachi
Submitted December 4, 2007 Updated January 4, 2008 Status Incomplete | Well, I figured that since Christmas as coming up, I'd transfigure a few well-known (and not well-known) Christmas songs into Naruto-related thingies. So...this was the result...yeah...I'm not quite sure about the ratings...so...yeah...
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Chapter 11 - You're A Mean One, Itachi
Chapter 11 - You're A Mean One, Itachi
(Sung By: Tobi and Deidara {It's amazing they worked together to sing this...}
You're a mean one, Itachi.
You really are crazy.
You're as cuddly as a kitten,
From a vicious tiger mom.
Itachi.
You're an evil villain
With a heart for destruction.
You're a devil, Itachi.
Your heart's a big black hole.
Your brain is full of tactics,
To kill the happy souls.
Itachi.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
rainbow-and-polka-dot-striped pole.
You're a vile one, Itachi.
You have a stolid smile.
You have all the sweet n' kindness
Of a dragon that's hostile.
Itachi.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the dragon that's hostile.
You're a foul one, Itachi.
You're a conniving, killer weasel.
Your heart is full of bad intents
Your soul is full of diesel.
Itachi.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stolid. Ingenious. Hot."
You're a villain, Itachi.
You're the king of sinful things.
Your hearts been dead since you killed
Your clan just for some rings,
Itachi.
Your soul is a empty void nulled to the senses
of human emotion,
like, as follows, and to note,
love, faith, and trust.
You nauseate me, Itachi.
With a horrid, throbbing ache.
Have you ever gotten presents
From Santa Clause for goodness sake?
Itachi.
You're a frothy blood, milk, and orange juice
Drink,
With salt water foam cream.
Original Song: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Naruto'. If I did, the Akatsuki would rule the world, Hidan, Deidara, Kisame, and Sasori would all be the leaders, and Sasuke and Itachi would be the maids to the rulers, catering to their every wake and wime! Oh, and Narutos' hair wouldn't be blond. It would be hot pink with puck green spots.
Other Stuff:
Just 'cause Christmas is over doesn't mean Christmas carols are illegal!
I'ma continue adding chapters every time I make one...just 'casue I'm weird.
I hate Itachi.[/u]
I only used the word 'Hot' because when I was writing this, my cousin came up behind me and asked who I was writing about. I showed her a picture of him and she was all 'Wow...he's hot...to bad he's an anime character..." Them she walked away, so, I used the word 'Hot'.
You're a mean one, Itachi.
You really are crazy.
You're as cuddly as a kitten,
From a vicious tiger mom.
Itachi.
You're an evil villain
With a heart for destruction.
You're a devil, Itachi.
Your heart's a big black hole.
Your brain is full of tactics,
To kill the happy souls.
Itachi.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
rainbow-and-polka-dot-striped pole.
You're a vile one, Itachi.
You have a stolid smile.
You have all the sweet n' kindness
Of a dragon that's hostile.
Itachi.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the dragon that's hostile.
You're a foul one, Itachi.
You're a conniving, killer weasel.
Your heart is full of bad intents
Your soul is full of diesel.
Itachi.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stolid. Ingenious. Hot."
You're a villain, Itachi.
You're the king of sinful things.
Your hearts been dead since you killed
Your clan just for some rings,
Itachi.
Your soul is a empty void nulled to the senses
of human emotion,
like, as follows, and to note,
love, faith, and trust.
You nauseate me, Itachi.
With a horrid, throbbing ache.
Have you ever gotten presents
From Santa Clause for goodness sake?
Itachi.
You're a frothy blood, milk, and orange juice
Drink,
With salt water foam cream.
Original Song: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Disclaimer: I don't own 'Naruto'. If I did, the Akatsuki would rule the world, Hidan, Deidara, Kisame, and Sasori would all be the leaders, and Sasuke and Itachi would be the maids to the rulers, catering to their every wake and wime! Oh, and Narutos' hair wouldn't be blond. It would be hot pink with puck green spots.
Other Stuff:
Just 'cause Christmas is over doesn't mean Christmas carols are illegal!
I'ma continue adding chapters every time I make one...just 'casue I'm weird.
I hate Itachi.[/u]
I only used the word 'Hot' because when I was writing this, my cousin came up behind me and asked who I was writing about. I showed her a picture of him and she was all 'Wow...he's hot...to bad he's an anime character..." Them she walked away, so, I used the word 'Hot'.
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GreyPichu on January 1, 2008, 11:22:06 AM
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that is AWESOME!!!