Chapter 1 - Do you want to become a hero?

10 great ways of becoming a superhero!



Get a cape that is made from a rich fabric and is nearly as long as you
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Put you underwear above you skirt or trousers. Make sure they are very very bright
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Put as much gell in you hair as possible. If you hair drops of its ok just wear a mask
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Make sure you at least have a six pack body
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Revise as many cheesy lines as possible
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Make sure your teeth are as white as blank piece of paper
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Be sure to wear a costume that sticks to your behind and front
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Make sure one of your close family friends get hurt so you can get revenge on your enemy
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Pick your enemy wisely, You don't want to end up like Batman and his creepy enemy's
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Slap you're self twice across your face. Superheroes belong in comics. Be sure to repeat this as many times as possible before you go to sleep
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This was my first so I hope you enjoyed! Just make sure if you want to be a superhero to read these very carefully maybe analyse it a few times, whatever helps you to remember…

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