Chapter 1 - Why Jeremie wears a turtleneck
Submitted August 7, 2007 Updated August 26, 2007 Status Incomplete | (Don't read the other 2, they broke) Just so you know, I am Hakuyasha, a female half-dragon, half-vampire. Snow is an imaginary catgirl with white ears and tail, white hair, and blue eyes. We both live in the factory and go to school at Kadic Academy.
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Chapter 1 - Why Jeremie wears a turtleneck
Chapter 1 - Why Jeremie wears a turtleneck
Okay, I, Hakuyasha, and my dear yet nonexistent friend Snow-
Snow: Hi!
-will explain why Jeremie Belpois always wears a turtleneck. As you all know from MY existence, dragons and humans can breed. Some half-dragons appear to be NORMAL HUMANS, with only a small mark to distinguish them from people.
Snow: ...I know this already, but what are you getting at?
SNOW, BE PATIENT. Jeremie is NOT a normal human. He is-
Snow: YOUR FATHER. *Darth Vader breathing*
*facepalm* As I was saying, he is half-dragon, like me! I, of course, tested and proved my theory!
Snow: You stole his shirt. THE ONE HE WAS WEARING.
Yes. Yes, Snow, that is exactly what I did. And he does have a dragon mark. It's half on his lower neck, so he wears a turtleneck to cover it.
Snow: He was SO mad at you for that.
I still have scars on my wing and tail.
Snow: Yeah, you couldn't fly in a straight line for a week.
...Snow, we're getting off-topic.
Snow: Oh yeah.
You'll never guess what ELSE I found out from Aelita!
Snow: What?
If Jeremie's blood touches his dragon mark, he transforms into a visibly half-dragon form!
Snow: Oh yeah, he looks like you except with green scales instead of red and silver.
Correct, Snow. And half-dragon boys are so cute... *drools*
Snow: Careful! Remember that your drool is poisonous to all humans, a dog, and three dolphins.
...Oh, right. Sorry.
Snow: Hakuyasha of course had to test THIS theory too. So she stole his shirt again-
HEY! It's my turn to talk! So right after I stole his shirt again, I scratched him with my claw and put a drop of blood on the mark. AND IT WORKED!
Snow: Then she fainted. I had to drag her off before Jeremie could kill her.
Cute, shirtless half-dragon. What did you expect me to do? Anyways, he's half Water dragon.
Snow: ...Hakuyasha? How does Chris type upside down?
I DON'T KNOW! GOSH! Jeremie Jeremie Jeremie Jeremie!
Snow: ...You're obsessed with Jeremie, aren't you?
...Maybe... WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! WAS IT THE IGUANAS?!
Snow: ...You all can wait for another chapter, right?
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KionaKina on August 7, 2007, 9:36:34 AM
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Hmmm...very interestign theorythecompleteanimorph on August 7, 2007, 9:38:00 AM
Snow: ^_^Why thanks!