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Chapter 5 - 5

Welcome to Irk's most popular gameshow Irken Idol! 7 contestants. Who will win? You decide!

Chapter 5 - 5

Chapter 5 - 5
Finally came up with a song for Gaz! Working on one for the Tallests. Might do one for Tak. Possibly Skoodge.

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Johnny: And our next guest is... Gaz!

Cat: I smell hate music! SWEET!

-Gaz walks in wearing exactly the same thing as always-

-To the tune of "Holier Than Thou" by Metallica-

Gaz: No more!

The crap rolls out his mouth again.

Haven't changed. Still talking about aliens.

Insane words circle around his big head.

Why doesn't he worry about himself instead.

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Who is he? Where's he been? Where's he from?

Talk of aliens burns on the tip of his tongue.

He lies so much he believes himself.

Judge not lest he judge himself.

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Saner than thou,

He isn't

Saner than thou

He isn't

You know not.

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Before you judge me take a look at him.

Can't he find something better to do?

Point the finger, Slow to understand.

Insanity and Dib go hand in hand.

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It's not who he is it's what he says

Everyone stares as he talks on his own.

Burn the dino-matches and blow up his head.

Judge not lest he judge himself.

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Saner than thou,

He isn't

Saner than thou

He isn't

You know not.

Johnny: Excellent! Wonderful! Other good words I can't think of right now!

Cat: Yay! It's rocked!

Powderpoe: Excellent!

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I decided that Gaz should sing about the insanity of Dib. Hoped you like it! review! i never did write tak or skoodge song... whatever I'll put it in Irken Idol II...

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Sam400 on November 4, 2005, 11:08:07 PM

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Sam400LOL, i luv this show! (I say that too much O_o)

vampire_trees on October 29, 2005, 1:34:22 AM

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vampire_treesmy mom can make garlic muffinsso everthings possible. mmm...garlic muffins...

DracoLuvur1 on October 29, 2005, 1:31:16 AM

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DracoLuvur1coool. can you believe they ACTUALLY MAKE cheesemuffins?!?!

vampire_trees on October 28, 2005, 11:46:11 AM

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vampire_treespowderpoe feels speicial!

DracoLuvur1 on October 27, 2005, 11:45:08 AM

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DracoLuvur1that's...nice. cheesemuffins. HAUNTED CHEESEMUFFINS! AHHHHHHHH!

vampire_trees on October 26, 2005, 2:12:13 AM

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vampire_treesi ofrgot to eat breakfast once...

DracoLuvur1 on October 26, 2005, 1:37:23 AM

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DracoLuvur1*munches on supertoast* what were we talkin about? i forgot again.

vampire_trees on October 25, 2005, 11:54:56 AM

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vampire_treesWE CAN GET THEM TOO!

DracoLuvur1 on October 25, 2005, 11:45:27 AM

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DracoLuvur1YEEEEEAH!!! wait. i need donuts. and muffins. *gets distracted*

vampire_trees on October 25, 2005, 11:28:06 AM

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vampire_treesmoment of silnce.... okay moment over. LET'S GO STEAL PEOPEL'S LEFT SHOES!

DracoLuvur1 on October 25, 2005, 7:17:58 AM

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DracoLuvur1i know. i feel your pain.

vampire_trees on October 25, 2005, 2:40:04 AM

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vampire_treeswig? my mom says i can streak my hair but due to THE HORRIBLE people at my skool it has to be a "natural" color. WHY CAN'T PURPLE BE A NATURAL COLOR!? WHY?!

DracoLuvur1 on October 25, 2005, 12:09:43 AM

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DracoLuvur1hmm. i don't think i should try. i know! i could get a shorter wig!! or i could just dye my hair or streak it to make it look cooler. hmm.

vampire_trees on October 24, 2005, 11:28:47 AM

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vampire_treesshe wouldn't kill you... i've seen worse and Mohawkus is still alive. and his mom didn't know!

DracoLuvur1 on October 24, 2005, 4:32:15 AM

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DracoLuvur1my mom would literally kill me for that.

vampire_trees on October 23, 2005, 6:45:56 AM

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vampire_treesmy hairs tooo long i look normal! wah! i dun wanna be normal! you should cut your hair short. no bed head.

DracoLuvur1 on October 23, 2005, 4:49:54 AM

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DracoLuvur1my hair is pretty long. i look kinda like a book nerd. *cries*

vampire_trees on October 22, 2005, 2:38:03 AM

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vampire_treesi don't have enogh... and it's too long right now! it dares to cover my ears...

DracoLuvur1 on October 21, 2005, 6:38:31 AM

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DracoLuvur1i don't have as much. i make up for it with dandruf! *sratches head making flakes go everywhere*

vampire_trees on October 21, 2005, 5:59:36 AM

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vampire_treespowderpoe likes her grease. it all come from her head. *hides behind johnny* and it's scary.

DracoLuvur1 on October 20, 2005, 10:32:03 PM

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DracoLuvur1ewwwwww. wait, my head is already covered in grease! ewwwww o_0

vampire_trees on October 20, 2005, 10:44:21 AM

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vampire_treespowderpoe might want to cover you with grease but she probably won't do anything else.

DracoLuvur1 on October 19, 2005, 11:01:41 PM

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DracoLuvur1yeah. i do believe i will figure that out if i keep talking to you and stuff. YAY i'm getting to know all these ppl! and at least one of them probably wants to kill me! whee!

vampire_trees on October 19, 2005, 10:58:45 AM

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vampire_treesjohnny would be angry if i didn't... bad things happen when johnny is angry...

DracoLuvur1 on October 19, 2005, 9:56:48 AM

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DracoLuvur1yes! very nice! except the whole, blow-up-Dib's-head thing. o_0