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Powderpoe: Okay so Cat's doing another one?

Johnny: Yep. With me.

Powderpoe: And the guset judges are?

Johnny: You know the camera's rolling?

Powderpoe: What? It is!!!!! Why didn't you tell me?!

Johnny: Because it was funny. Okay so the guest judges are... Mrs. Bitters and Skoodge.

Mrs. Bitters: I hate short people.

Skoodge (sarcastically): Aren't you nice?

Mrs. Bitters: I hate nice. I hate you and I hate notebooks.

Powderpoe: Okaaaay.....

Cat: (to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
You know Jason and Freddy and Johnny Olaf,
Voldemort, Chuckie, Bill Gates and Boo radley.

Johnny: But do you recall? The most famous killer of all?

Cat: Johnny the Homocidal Maniac.

Johnny: Maniac.

Cat: Had a very shiny knife.

Johnny: Like a dagger.

Cat: And if you ever saw it,

Johnny: Saw it.

Cat: It would cause you lots of strife.

Johnny and Cat: HOLY CRAP!

Cat: All of the other maniacs,

Johnny: Maniacs.

Cat: Used to laugh and call her names,

Johnny: Like Joehonny...

Cat: They never let poor Johnny,

Johnny: Johnny.

Cat: Join in any crazy games,

Johnny: Like killing Dib!

Cat Then one foggy probing day,
Cat came to say,

Johnny: Meow, meow, meow.

Cat: Johnny with your knife so bright,
Won't you kill Dib tonight?

Johnny: Okay!

Then all the maniacs loved her,

Johnny: Loved her.

Cat: As they shouted out with glee,

Johnny: Yip-PEE!!

Cat: "Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, you'll go down in history"

Johnny and Cat: Like Bill Gates!

Mrs. Bitters: I hate knifes, I hate games, I hate Dib, I hate love, and I hate Bill Gates.

Skoodge: Do you like ANYTHING?!

Mrs. Bitters: I hate liking stuff.

Powderpoe: Okay...

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