Chapter 4 - Bout me

I like many things like Cats,
It’s so cute the way they sit on mats!
I like many other animals that are furry, cute and small,
Many of them look very cool,
Everyday, I like to play at least one game,
Games that are similar, games that are different and games that seem to be the same.
I like to write poetry, I love making things rhyme,
It don’t really have anything else to do, so I have enough time,
I like to draw many things, like animals such as dogs and cats,
Mice and rats,
I like to eat many different foods that are nice,
Like pizza, fish and chips, pasta, meat and rice,
I like to play board games that are very fun,
I like to run,
I also like to talk to a friend,
It’s really annoying when your conversation has to end!
I love to cuddle and play with my cat, I love the way she attacks her toys (Especially her mouse),
I like to watch her when she charges across the room and then does a roly-poly across the floor, like a woodlouse!
I like to watch the television; there are many great cartoons and films that you can see,
There are even documentaries, about UFO’S, the world, and things about a bee.
I like reading a book,
A lot of them are so good that you want to keep reading on and not put the book down, you feel like you are attached to a hook!


I hate birds when the fly over you,
I always think they are going to poo,
Spiders are scary,
Some of them are hairy,
Clowns! They look scary and are very weird,
They are one of the things I have always feared!
I also hate people that dress up in suits because they freak me out!
I hate it when they are all about!
I hate insects that can fly,
I hate them so much that I hit them with a magazine until they die!
I also hate heights, when I go to the edge; I think I’ll fall,
I hate climbing up anything that it really tall!
Alligators and crocodiles are scary; I think they’ll eat me,
I’m not so sure but I wouldn’t want to hang around and see!
Snakes are terrifying; they are very sneaky and sly,
They’ll sink their teeth into you and inject you with venom before you even get the chance to cry!
I hate vegetables, most of them taste really nasty, I only like carrots, they are so yummy,
Cauliflower gives me bellyache; it’s not good for my tummy!
I don’t really like much fruit, like strawberries or cherries,
Or blackcurrant berries,
I don’t like pigs, chickens, cows or sheep although they are very handy for meat,
They are quite dirty and annoying especially when sheep bleat!
I hate snails, slugs, flies, fleas and worms,
They all carry germs!
I hate cakes because the icing is too sweet!
So for my birthdays, I get to have carrot cake as a treat,
Beetles, another thing I hate,
They go around the garden in the night, that’s why I dint like going out there when it’s late!

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