Chapter 2 - 5 more ways to show holiday spirit AND library pranks
Submitted January 1, 2009 Updated March 29, 2009 Status Complete | 25 ways to be a jerk for the holiday season
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Chapter 2 - 5 more ways to show holiday spirit AND library pranks
Chapter 2 - 5 more ways to show holiday spirit AND library pranks
1:AFTER Christmas, when someone's lights are off his house, Go grab a ladder and your Christmas lights, climb up to the roof and put your lights on. When the guy notices, say "There must have been a big wind last night that blew your lights away, so I'll put mine on for you"
2:Look for a house in your neighborhood with LOTS of lights, knock on the door and when you are answered, say "Hi, is this Harrahh's casino?"
3:On Christmas Day at midnight go outside and scream, "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, AT THE COUNT OF 3, LETS SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY". If you don't get any attention, go to the nearest house and knock on a window and scream "HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!". And then, get a loudspeaker and yell "YOU GUYS HAVE NO RESPECT TO JESUS! YOU PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!! If people start to yell at you, or throw something at you, say "YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!" Start singing at the top of your lungs. If ANYBODY grabs you put the megaphone in his ear and cry LOUD!
4:At 2:00 AM, get a boom box and play all sorts of Christmas music loud so everyone can hear it. Play it until the police catch you.
5:Pee in the snow in everyone's sidewalk making a picture of Santa Claus, pikachu, A snowman, a tree, or Casper the Friendly Ghost wearing a Santa hat.
WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY:
1: Bring a megaphone and stand a table and sing your favorite Rock and Roll or Rap song very poorly.
2: CONSTANTLY throw books down on tables and leave tham out so the workers can put them away.
3:Make constant loud farting noises, and if you are caught, say you ate a burrito.
MORE COMING SOON!!
2:Look for a house in your neighborhood with LOTS of lights, knock on the door and when you are answered, say "Hi, is this Harrahh's casino?"
3:On Christmas Day at midnight go outside and scream, "ALRIGHT PEOPLE, AT THE COUNT OF 3, LETS SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY". If you don't get any attention, go to the nearest house and knock on a window and scream "HEY, I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!". And then, get a loudspeaker and yell "YOU GUYS HAVE NO RESPECT TO JESUS! YOU PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!! If people start to yell at you, or throw something at you, say "YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!" Start singing at the top of your lungs. If ANYBODY grabs you put the megaphone in his ear and cry LOUD!
4:At 2:00 AM, get a boom box and play all sorts of Christmas music loud so everyone can hear it. Play it until the police catch you.
5:Pee in the snow in everyone's sidewalk making a picture of Santa Claus, pikachu, A snowman, a tree, or Casper the Friendly Ghost wearing a Santa hat.
WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN AT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARY:
1: Bring a megaphone and stand a table and sing your favorite Rock and Roll or Rap song very poorly.
2: CONSTANTLY throw books down on tables and leave tham out so the workers can put them away.
3:Make constant loud farting noises, and if you are caught, say you ate a burrito.
MORE COMING SOON!!
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