Chapter 1 - Chapter one

"Welcome to the show. Time to meet our contestants, first we have I'm so strong - Jewel Harakachi! *Camera moves to Jewel, and she crosses her legs, her digimon Flamemon by her side. - Next, I'm so smart - Henry Wong!*Camera moves to Henry, and he's looking at his digivice.* Now is I'm so handsome Ryo! *Camera moves to Ryo who is drinking a glass of water.* finally is I'm highly flammable - Flamemon! *Camera moves to Flamemon who is now sitting by her chair.* and I'm you're host, Shapara Harakachi! - Waves walking down from the top of the steps of the audience and sits down in the chair. -

Shapara: Everybody Welcome to whose line is it anyway? Digimon edition. The game were absolutely everything is from the top of you're head, that's right Jewel, the top of you're head! : Jewel: "Oh great." Shapara: "They also get points and they don't matter though, that's right, Just like Rika and boys, they don't care! But at the end of the show we will pick a 'winner' and they get to torcher the rest. "; Ryo "Kool."



Shapara" Now for are first game, Props, This is for all four of you. "- Jewel, Flamemon, Ryo, and Henry step up. - Shapara "In this game you have to act out sences with using only one prop, I'm gonna split you into teams of two, Ryo and Jewel then Flamemon and Henry, now will one of you please come up to get you're prop? " - Jewel and Henry took there prop, Henry got a prop that looked like a giant spider, and Jewel takes a noodle. They got back in place, Ryo and Jewel looked at each other. -



Jewel: "Ahh! Don't hurt me please!"



Ryo - Pretends to hit jewel with a sword, bopping her with the noodle. -



*Buzz*



Henry " Oh no! There's a big spider! "

- Flamemon waved it in front of Henry. -



*Buzz* -



Jewel pretends to chop up; Ryo; Ryo lies on the floor. -



*Buzz*



- Flamemon pretends to kill the giant spider. -



Henry -holds it above Flamemon lazily. -



*Buzz Buzz Buzz* Shapra "Ok, that's enough. Now it's time to play Sences from a hat! "- Pulls out a forth of July hat. - "Before the show we asked the audience sences they would like to see acted out. We chose the good/appropriate ones, and put them into the hat. " - Picks one out, and reads it. - "Are first one is Things you should never say on a date! This is for all four of you." - Jewel, Flamemon, Henry and Ryo go back to the stage, and stands on the sides. -



Flamemon walks down. - "Wow, is that a zit?"



*Buzz*



- Flamemon went back up, and Jewel walked down. -



Jewel: "Omg, is that you're breath or an elephant's dung?"



*Buzz*



- Audience and Shapara laugh. Jewel walked back up, and Ryo walked down. -



Ryo: "Hey, is that a pimple, or lipstick?"



*Buzz, and more laughs*



- Ryo walked back up, grinning, and Henry walked down. -



Henry: "Hey, I love you, will you marry me, even though I hardly know you?" -Pretends to offer an invisible girl a ring, kneeling down. -



*Buzz Buzz Buzz, and more laughs.*



Shapra "Now, Favorite country songs, where you sing you're favorite verse of a country song."



Jewel - Walks up, and sings a verse of Redneck woman.-



*Buzz*



-Goes back up, and Flamemon walks down, and sings a verse of some beach. -



*Buzz*



-Walks back up, and Ryo walks down, and sings a verse of Mississippi Girl.



*Buzz*



-Goes back up, and Henry walks down, and sings a verse of Fast cars and freedom, and walks back up. -



*Buzz*



Shapara "Now things you should never tell you're wife."



- Jewel goes up, and in a voice of a man "I went on a date last night, and got drunk."



*Buzz, and more laughs.*



- Jewel smirks and walks back up, and Flamemon steps down. "I totally wanna date you, and marry you, and get drunk and go in and do it in public."



*Buzz, and the audience, and Shapara trys not to crack up.*



- Flamemon smirked, and went back up, and Ryo walked down. - "I totally wanna get drunk, let's go."



*Buzz*



- Ryo smirks and walks back up, and Henry walked down. - "Wanna get me a beer nacho's and some nacho cheese hon. Thanks."



*Buzz, and laughs.*



- Henry walks back up, and they stand there. -



Shapara "The final game is Weird news casters, Jewel you're the Host, and Ryo; you're the co host, who is oppressed with digimon."



Jewel "Ha ha, oh wait, CRAP!"



Ryo - Laughs. -



Shapara "Flamemon, you're weather man, you love to burn things."



Flamemon "AWSOME!"



Shapara - Grits her teeth. - "Continuing Henry, you're sports, and you're a crazed comic fan. Now, go. "



Jewel "Hi, and welcome to digi-spot news I'm you're host Shell, today a school collapsed! Luckily, no one was in there, and there's a rumor that there's was a fire, but many people say it was just because a bulldozer came and knocked it down. Who knows, but here's Digo with the fallow up. "



Ryo "OH cool! Have you seen this new digi modified card!?! Its soo cool! It's better for speed! That's good! It's so cool though! Look at it Digital! "- Waves a card in front of her face.-



Jewel - Pushes his hand down. - Now too are sports with Heron.



*Crowd and Shapara laugh*



"Ohh Kool! New edition of Digimon comics! Look at it, but today Davis are own soccer champ, broke his nose making a goal, but still! It's soo awesome! "- Acts like an exited six year old. -



Jewel "Now to Burnt, is weather man... I mean girl."



Flamemon "Ohh Kool! It's gonna rain FIRE BALLS! RUN AWAY AND DON'TGET BURNT IT'S GONNA RAIN FIE IN ONE HOUR I SPOOPSE!"



*Buzz, and crowd and Shapara crack up.*



Shapara "Ok everyone gets 5000 points and an extra 10 for Flamemon for the dramatic fire ball prevision. We'll be back with more Who's line is it anyway? Digimon edition after this commercial. "



*~ During commercial Do not attempt "these snow shoes are so good, they make me jump farther." -The guy runs up and crashes into the trash cans.-"Well there darn good shoes." This commercial is brought to you by the shoe company. ^End of commercial^~*



Shapara "Hi, and welcome back to Who's line is it anyway? Digimon edition. This next game is for All four of you again, it's called let's make a date."



-Henry, Flamemon, Ryo sit one three stools, and Jewel sits down on a forth. -





Jewel *In a high-pitched squeaky voice* " Bachelor number 1, What would you get me for my birthday?"



Henry -Reads caption 'Guy on fire'. - "AHH!!" - Gets off, and runs around screaming, holding his hair. -



Jewel -Scoots away, her eyes wide. - "Am I glad I'm not freaking out." *Back in high pitched voice* "Bachelor number 2, If we went on a date, where would you take me?"



Ryo -Reads caption 'Japan move star Jackie Chan' He hopes off, and does a ninja stance. - "I'm sorry but I can't answer right now, AH! Bad day bad day bad day! -Mimes running.-



Jewel "Am I glad I'm not him." *Goes back to high pitched squeaky voice* "Bachelor number 3, if we went to lunch, were would you take me?"



Flamemon -Reads captions 'Evil Digimon' Smirking hops off the chair, and my flames turn blue on my tail. - "Oh, really? How about I burn down you're town!?! Mwuahahahahaha I shall!" -Tails hits chair and it lights on fire.-



Shapra "OMG GET THE EXTINGGWASHERES!!"



Staff: - Gets them and puts out the fire, the chair laid in ashes.-



Shapara *buzz* Can you guess what/who they are Jewel?



Jewel "Henry is someone who's paranoid?"



Shapara "Nope, it says 'Guy on fire' "



Jewel "Oh... Ryo is Jackie Chan? "



Shapra - Nods.-



Ryo -Looks at Shapara, and walks back to his chair. -



Henry -Walks back to his. -



Jewel "Flamemon was Anubismon?"



Flamemon "I was a--"



Shapara "She was an evil digimon."



Jewel -Laughs. - "She didn't do a good job!"



-Jewel and Flamemon go back to there seats. -



Shapara: "Ok, now onto are last game, Helping hands. This is for Ryo, Jewel, and Henry. Henry you're going to be Jewel's hands, and Jewel, wrap her arms around you're back and hold them like that. In this game, Jewels an itailiain cheif that likes to make pizzas. Ryo, you're the costomer watching you're pizza get made, Let's start the game!" -Presses the buzzer to signal starting.-





Jewel: -Wraps her hands around Henry, and sighs, stepping up to the table. -



Ryo: -Stands at the egde. - "Yes, I would like a pepperione pizza with ham on it, hand tossed please."



Herny: -His hands were on the table. -



Jewel: "Ok, Let's start with the dough."



Henry: -Moves his hands around, and grabsthe dough, and starts to need it blindly. Thinking. - <I hope none of my friends are watching.>



Jewel: "Ah yes, neededing the dough, oh yes, needy needy needy. "



Ryo: -Nods with wide eyes.-



Herny: -Tosses the dough up, and catches it, and he smiles behind Jewel's back. -



Jewel: "Catching the dough, now let's spread some sause on it."



Herny: -Moves his hands, and catches the ham, and tosses some onto the pizza by feeling around, and makes Jewel eat one.-



Jewel: "The ham first, hmm and I'll have some myself, mhhh..." *Thinks* <I hate him for this!>



Herny: -Ges the sause, and starts to pur it all over the table, strips getting on the pizza.-



Ryo: -Nods freacked out. -



Jewel: "The sause is important too. Very, nowa let's geta the cheese."



Henry: -Grabs the cheese, and spirkles it onto the pizza, and makes Jewel eat some.-



Jewel: -Chews the cheese. - "HMmm.....I love cheese, ok, now the pepperoni then inti the oven!"



Henry: -Gets the Pepperoni blindly, and puts some on the pizza, and makes Jewel at half. -





Jewel: -Eats them, chewwing. - "Hmm..oh yes, the pepperoni is good in my belly too, and now into the oven."



Herny: -Slides the pizza onto the block thing, and holds it up. -



Ryo: "It looks good...." -Blinks, and stands there. -



Shapara: -Presses the buzzer. - "Ok ok ok! Enough of making jewel eat that crap."





Herny: -Takes whipped cream and pasta, and makes Jewel eat it. -



Jewel: -Chews, and gulps it down. - "Anda now it's time to go. " -Lets go of Herny, and walks back to her seat, and sits down. -



Herny: -Takes the whipped cream, and starts to eat it, and sits down. -



Ryo: -Sits down aswell. -



Shapara and the crowd: -Laughs and Shapara sits upright laughing. -



Shapara: "Two thousend points for Ryo for not thorwing up, I know I would have, thousend to Henry for being a good sport, and we'll be right back. "



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Shapara: "Hi, and welcome back to Who's line is it anyway? Digimon edition. Tonights winner is Ryo! This is are three headed broadway star, how this works is we will each sing a song one word at a time, Aduince, what should it be about?"



Ryo: -Leans back in the comhpy chair.-



Crowd: "Pop stars! Warts! Berrys! Game boys! Pokemon!"





Shapara: " I herd Pokemon, so let's do that. " -Puts her arm around Jewel's neck. -



Jewel: -Puts her arm around Henry's neck. -



Herny: "Pokemon."



Jewel: "Are."





Shapara: "So."



Herny: "Dumb."



Jewel: "They."



Shapara: "Make."



Henry: "Me."



Jewel: "Want."



Shapara: "Puke."



Henry: "So."



Jewel: "Badly."



Shapara: "I."



Herny: "Could."



Jewel: "Kill."



Shapara: "Them."





Henry: "I."



Jewel: "Love."



Shapara: "Digimon."



Herny: "Better. "



Jewel: "So."



Shapara: "Let's."



Herny: "Go. "



Jewel: "Kill."



Shapara: "Them. "



Henry: "Nowwww!!!" *Says in broad way voice holding a note.*





Ryo: *Presses Buzzer.*





Shpara: "That's the end good night folks I hope you enjoyed the show! I'll see you next time on Whose line is it anyway? Digimon edtion! See ya next time! "





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