Chapter 6 - The First Happy-Camper!

Lily: Oh joy, we have Rock Lee next!


Rock Lee: Hi!


Lily: Hello, Mr. Happy-Camper. Did you steal Gaara and Zabuza's eyebrows, or just
Gaara's?


Rock Lee: Huh? I never stole any eyebrows


Lily: Really? Then those fuzzy caterpillars are really your normal eyebrows?


Rock Lee: Yeah. They are.


Shino: wierd. I thought they were caterpillars biting your eyebrows, but... they are
your eyebrows...


Rock Lee: Well, I heard you keep having 'accidents' in your pants, so...


Shino: Does everyone know about that?!


Rock Lee: Actually, yes. Everyone knows you wet your pants Shino.


Lily: Lee, why do you wear a good guy suit?


Rock Lee: Cause Gai-Sensei does, of course. What other reasons could there be?


Shino: Well, you could wear it because you like to wear spandex


Rock Lee: I do not! At least I didn't wet my pants because Neji got me too wound up, and I LET IT
GO IN MY PANTS, unlike a certain PERSON we know...


Lily: Ok, Rock Lee and Shino, stop talking about Shino peeing his pants. It was an ACCIDENT, good
grief!


Shino:*blushing* Eep...


Rock Lee: HE DID IT AGAIN! SHINO PEED HIS PANTS AGAIN!


Shino: BE QUIET! I'M NOT PEEING MY PANTS BECAUSE I WANT TO, AND INO WAS RIGHT, I DO HAVE A WEAK
BLADDER, SO KNOCK IT OFF!


Rock Lee: You could of told us about your weak bladder before I made fun of you for peeing-*wets his pants*


Shino: You just peed your pants!


Lily: why does everyone bring up that shino peed his pants, or pee their own pants? And why does Shino pee
his pants a lot?


Shino: My weak bladder is why I pee my pants a lot. I can never hold it until I can get to an available
toilet... It's deathfully embarrassing to me...


Rock Lee: You have a bladder like a puupy's!


Shino: At least I don't look like Elmo!


Lily: Knock it off! this is how the Ino interview went!


Lily: And, now, before I pee MY pants, I'm going to the toilet which was conviently place right beside Shino!


Shino: YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME THERE WAS A BATHROOM RIGHT BESIDE ME! I WOULD NEVER HAVE PEED IN
MY PANTS IF I HAD KNOWN!


Lily: *from the bathroom* Didn't you notice the sign above your head that said bathroom?


Shino: no...


Rock Lee: Ha!... oh, if I had known about the bathroom, I wouldn't have peed in my pants ether...


Lily: Why are we talking about gus peeing in their pants?


Shino: She's right. Only guys have been peeing their pants.


Lily: I have just one thing to say...


Rock Lee: What is it?


Lily: NEXT!

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