Chapter 7 - Chouji and Shino's pain
Submitted October 5, 2006 Updated August 9, 2007 Status Incomplete | A made up character named Lily is interviewing the naruto crew! Find out what she says about them, and asks them! And she is a blackmailer. She blackmails all of 'em at least once. Some make a return.
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Chapter 7 - Chouji and Shino's pain
Chapter 7 - Chouji and Shino's pain
Lily: Oh, joy, let's hope we don't get flattened like a rice ball! It's Chouji....
Shino: RUN AWAY! HE'S GONNA EAT ME AND THE WHOLE VILLAGE!
Lily: Shino, for once... SHUT UP!
Shino: you're scary when you're mad, so... ok....
Chouji: Do you have bbq chips?
Lily: *chucks a bag of chips at Chouji* here you are...
Shino: Chouji? please don't crush me...
Chouji: do you have any food?
Shino: No...
Chouji: Then you're fine.
Lily: *watches shino run behind her chair and pulls out a rice ball* so do you have a love other than your love for food?
Chouji: Give me that rice ball!
Shino: *tries to run away from Chouji buut falls on the riceball he dropped* NOOO!!
Lily: *laughs at shino*
Chouji: * rolls over Shino over and over again for the riceball Shino's lying on*
Shino: OWWWWWWWWW!OWWWWWWWWWW!OWWWWWWWWWWW!OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Lily: *hears a snap, and a cracing noise* Stop Chouji!!!!
Shino: OWWW, my.... whole body.... almost every bone in my body is broken...
Chouji: * finds riceball and goes to sit back down* There we go.
Lily: *stares at Shino lying battered and bruised on the floor* ok, maybe we should end this soon, before, you know, Shino dies...
Shino: That might be nice... so would a hospital right now... and a pillow....
Chouji: Who cares about him?
Lily: I sorta do. He makes a good source... but that would make this too short and not funny enough....
Shino: *pees his pants* good grief, not my weak bladder again! I can't get up to get to a toilet!
Lily: *waits for a half hour*
Shino: *pees his pants again* Ok, stop my suffering please? oh... oh.... this is bad...
Lily: Shino, do you have to do number 2 now?
Chouji: If he does, I think he's going in his pants...
Shino: *slowly nods* I... I can't hold it... a-a-anyMORE!!!!!!
Lily: Shino, that's gross... did that hurt? It sounded like it did?
Shino: *eyes watering* Yeah. does it look like it hurt?
Chouji: No, looks like your constapated... are you?
Shino: NO I'M NOT CONSTAPATED!!!
Lily: yeah, it does look like it hurt you...
Shino: Please say next...
Lily: NEXT!
Shino: THank you so MUCH!!!!
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RockLee9915 on February 17, 2007, 12:52:12 AM
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anime_freakey4life on February 17, 2007, 12:50:39 AM
Shno is CONSTAPATED!!!wolf-girl-ghost on October 11, 2006, 2:18:13 PM
Shino and he weak bladder lol this fanfic is great do gaara next!wolf74 on October 12, 2006, 5:04:38 AM
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sure. But Shino can;t be the source for this one? because he said to lily (not in any interview) that he would not be around for gaara's interview because he didn't want to die!hirataitokyo on October 11, 2006, 11:20:34 AM
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OMG! Again. Poor shino and his weak bladder! lol that is so funny1
Hilarious except when Lee pisses his pants!