Chapter 10 - Haku: Girl, Boy, or Shim?

Lily: Ok! now we have Haku! this will be strange and now I won't touch Shino with a ten foot pole...


Haku: Let's get this over with...

Lily: Are you a boy or a girl?


Haku: I'm obvisously a boy. can't you tell?


Shino: no, and neither can anyone else in konoha village.


Haku: you stupid idiot.


Shino: Um... you weird shim...


Haku: *stabs Shino in the @$$ with a senbon* lol


Shino: My butt! Get this thing out of my @$$!


Haku: I'll watch your @$$ bleed, instead.


Shino: *watches blood sliding down his @$$* stop it! please, stop it!


Haku: I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT, HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT. *however the rest goes*


Lily: ok...


Haku: *stabs Shino in the gut with a senbon. stabs shino in the foot, arm, side, and other side with senbons*


Shino: call an ambulance...


Lily: Haku, I'm sorry, but you can't kill Shino.


Haku: and why not?


Lily: He's ... important, I guess.


Haku: FINE.


Lily: oh, wait, Shino, ambulances haven't been invented yet. * heals shino with healing jutsu*


Shino: ....


Haku: too bad the blood isn't running down your @$$ anymore...


Shino: *wets himself*


Lily: good grief, not again.


Haku: Shino should start wearing a diaper if that's gonna happen a lot...


Lily: not a bad idea.


Haku: Shino, go take your crack.

Shino: I am NOT ON CRACK!!!!


Lily: ....

Haku: Kiba proved you are.


Shino: NO HE DIDN'T...


Lily: Shino, are you okaY?


Shino: no... * has a heart attack*

Lily: OMG!!


Haku: now that is some serious sh*t.

Shino: * stops having the heart attack* OMG!!


Haku: Shino, are you gay?


Shino: WTF?! NO!!


Haku: Then why do you rape guys?

Shino: I don't!

Lily: That must mean you rape girls then Shino.

Shino: I don't do that either!

Haku: riight....


Lily: NEXT!

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