Chapter 1 - what they would never say

What the ppl off kids next door would neva say:


Numbuh 1:

1. Let's cut the treehouse down and make paper outta it
2. This is stupid, let's just stop fighting adults and grow up
3. Numbah 3, ur hot


Numbuh 2:

1. I'm a loser.
2. Girls run away from me in terror, well, most do.
3. My brother is awesome and is WAY better than me.
4. I'm stupider than numbuh 4.


Numbuh 3:

1. I hate you numbuh 4, go cut ur head off.
2. I love you numbuh 2.
3. Numbuh 2, go to weit watchers or something, or you'll die before your 20.


Numbuh 4:

1. Oh screw you numbuh 3, ur so ugly.
2. I'm a wimp.
3. I'm not really from Austrailia.
4. I sleep with a teddy bear and I love rainbow monkeys.


Numbuh 5:

1. This hat is stupid, I'm throwing it out.
2. My sister Cree is awesome and I love her.
3. I think I'll join the delightful children from down the lane instead.


Delightful children:

1. We all go to the bathroom at the same time.
2. We're stupider than numbuh 4 too.
3. we all take showers at the same time.


Father:

1. I love ice cream and water.
2. OMG, I'm ON FIRE!!
3. I wish for a pony.


Wintergreen (operation NAUGHTY):

1. I hate christmas, bah humbug.
2. I'm not an elf, I'm a midget.
3. numbuh 3, will u marry me?


Nutcracker ( also from operation NAUGHTY):

1. I hate nuts.
2. Wintergreen sucks.
3. Wintergreen, bite my hard,woody @$$


Snow angel:

1. Wintergreen, go shove it.
2. Nutcracker, ur demented.
3. snow sucks.


Conferious:

1. I love how ppl make paper out of TREES.
2. Trees are stupid.
3. I despise trees.


Lizzie:

1. Nigel, go away.
2. I'm fat.
3. I love fat guys.

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