Chapter 1 - Urahara: The Pervert

Lily: BLEACH INTERVIEWS!!

Lily: Urahara's first!

Ichigo: why HIM?!

Lily: I said so.... Where IS he?

Rukia: yell for him to get his perverted butt over here.

Lily: sure. URAHARA GET YOuR PERVERTED BUTT OVER HERE NOW!

Urahara: Sorry...

Lily: Urahara, do you wear underwear under your green yukata?

Urahara: OF COURSE I DO!!

Lily: then what are THESE urahara?? * holds his underwear on a metal stick*

Urahara: OMG!! GIVE ME THAT!!

Lily: Did Ichigo super-glue that hat to your head?

Urahara: NO! *takes off his hat*

Lily: *steals it* lol!

Urahara: GIVE ME MY HAT AND MY UNDERWEAR!

Lily: NEVER!! why do you dress really wierd??

Urahara: because I CAN.

Lily: why are you a pervert??

Urahara: I AM NOT A PERVERT!!

Lily: then how come you made out with Orihime and touched her butt??

Urahara: I did not!!

Orihime: Remember? Last Tuesday Urahara?

Lily: NOW I HAVE PROOF YOU'RE A PERVERT!!

Urahara: Orihime.. uh, that wasn't ME... that was... Uyruu!

Lily and Orihime: Suure.

Lily: how would you KNOW??

Urahara: He told me later...

Orihime: he did NOT!!

Lily: and about the time you were touching Rukia's butt...

Urahara: I didn't.. that wasn't... ICHIGO DID THAT!!

Rukia: wait... you touched my butt once, and.... Ichigo touched my butt...3 times...

Lily: wow. Urahara, what's your favorite part of a female's body??

Urahara: the bu... I .... I DON'T HAVE ONE!! * looks away*

Lily: really? I thought you woulda said the BUTT or the chest area. *waves butt at him*

Urahara: *looks at her butt from the corner of his eye* no.

Lily: I see you lookin'!

Urahara: ah, I'm not looking at your butt... I'm looking at... your face...

Lily: I'll... not believe that.

Urahara: Well, I don't look at a fat butt.

Lily: MY BUTT'S NOT FAT!!

Urahara: I AM a pervert, so... yes. Yes it is.

Lily: * hits him in the face with a fan* SHUT UP PERV!

Urahara: that didn't hurt.

Lily: *hits him in the face with a vacuum* Did THAT hurt?!

Urahara: oh yeah...

Lily: I'm NOT going to be insulted on my own interview show. NEXT!! oh, and you can be my
co-host...

Urahara: thanks...

Lily: no prob. NEXT!!

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