Chapter 2 - Rukia

Lily: Another interview: Rukia.

Ichigo: WHY NOT ME?!

Urahara: YOU'LL GET YOUR TURN! BAKA! * hits Ichigo with his cane over the head*

Lily: so, Rukia... I haven't got any 'funny' questions for ya.

Rukia: We could just embarass Urahara the whole time...

Lily: sweet idea! Let's do it... * still has Urahara's underwear on a stick*

Urahara: GIVE ME THOSE!! * dives for them and almost loses his pants*

Rukia: he almost lost his pants!!

Urahara: This is why I need my underwear back! In case I lose my pants!

Lily: But it'll be funnier if you lose your pants without your underwear on Urahara...

Rukia: * tries to pull Urahara's pants down* HA HA HA!!

Urahara: * hold his pants up* GIVE ME MY UNDERWEAR!!

Lily: um... NO.

Urahara: *runs to the bathroom and his pants fall down* at least I'm in the bathroom...

Rukia: *tries to open the bathroom door* heh heh...

Urahara: * locks the door* STOP TRYING TO EMBARASS ME LIKE THAT!!

Lily: you just don't want anyone to see YOUR butt Urahara. Yet you look at ours.

Urahara: I don't care about THAT. I'm the only conscious guy here!

Rukia: yeah, he has a point...

Lily: are you gonna come out?

Urahara: MY PANTS WON'T STAY UP!!!

Lily: oh, that's bad... *gets Urahara new pants*

Urahara: * opens door only so much that he can get the pants then shuts the door* *puts on his new pants*

Rukia: Ok, you can come out now.

Lily: yeah...

Urahara: will you stop trying to pull my pants down??

Lily: yeah.

Urahara: *comes out*

Rukia: ...

Lily: * has the stick with Urahara's underwear on it* *taunts Urahara with it*

Rukia: ha ha ha ha ha!

Urahara: GIVE THEM BACK!!! *finds a way to steal Lily's underwear without her noticing or feeling his hands*

Lily: YOU PERVERT! GIVE ME MY UNDERWEAR! well, I least I wear pants... but STILL!

Urahara: not 'til you give me mine.

Rukia: this is really perverted now...

Urahara: IT ALWAYS WAS!! ... Lily, how'd you get my underwear out of my pants??

Lily: I don't know...

Rukia: um, I'm gonna leave now. BYE! *leaves*

Lily: just you and me.

Ichigo: AND ME!!

Urahara: *knocks him out* yes. Just you and me.

Lily: Just give me my underwear, Urahara.

Urahara: give me mine first.

Lily: I don't trust you.

Urahara: Fine. * gets Lily's underwear to her*

Lily: You... actually gave them back... * gives Urahara's underwear back*

Urahara: *touches Lily's @$$*

Lily: YOU PERVERT!! *punches Urahara in the face and sends him through the wall*

Urahara: *gets up* OW...

Lily: sorry... why am I apoligizing?! oh, well... NEXT!!

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