Chapter 2 - numbers 41-80

41) I will not make suggestive hints to Lee about Gaara.

42) I will not call sasuke 'princess'...to his face *xxYaoiNinjaGirlxx takes all credit*

43) I will not tell Gaara that his gourd makes him look fat *also xxYaoiNinjaGirlxx's*

44) I will not challenge Sasuke and Lee to board games.

45) If I do, I must remember to make sure its something suitable, like monopoly. NOT pretty pretty princess.

46) I will not demand piggy back rides from Lee.

47) but if he refuses, I'm liable to jump on his back at any given moment.

48) I will not say 'oops, I forgot' when I am the only one who misses the Chuunin Exams.

49) I will not put Lee on a leash like a puppy if he comes to my place.

50) I will not try to keep Lee locked up at my place. Someone might notice he's gone, but maybe not.

51) I will not hug Gaara for no reason, could be dangerous to my health.

52) I will not make oinking noises while around Ino.

53) I will not say 'Neji makes a great ballerina' while Neji or TenTen or Gai are around. Lee is alright, if I swear him to secrecy.

54) I will not stalk Lee. anymore.

55) I will take my trash to the sand village and say 'Here you go, eat up' to Gaara just because he looks like a raccoon.

56) I will not mail Gaara pictures of Lee.

57) I will not beat up Sakura for no good reason.

58) I will not sing 'U-G-L-Y, you aint got no alibi, you ugly, yeah yeah you ugly' when Ino or Sakura are around. Maybe Lee or Gaara too....

59) I will not call Hinata 'Miss Faints-a-lot' to her face, or to Naruto, Shino or Kiba.

60) I will not decide to write fanfic about Gaara/lee.

61) I will not go out for ramen with Lee as friends, eat a few bowls then realize that I 'conviently' left my money at home so Lee would have to pay. I also will not say it was a date afterwards.

62) I will not call Lee 'Turtle' to his face. I mean, him breaking 3 of my ribs once was good enough for me.

63) Provoking Lee really doesn't lead anywhere except the hospital. So I will not provoke him.

64) I will not mail Gaara a pair of Lee's boxers.

65) I will not sing the song 'Fat' around Chouji.

66) I will not sing 'ugly girl' and replace I with you or I'm with your around the kunoichi's. I don't know why, but they got mad at me last time.

67) I will not sing 'Your Pitiful' around Lee. It made me feel bad last time. Expecially my head.

68) Lee is a person, not a toy for me to play with then throw away.

69) I will not play Truth or Dare with Lee, Sasuke, Gaara, TenTen, Temari, Neji, Kankuro, Ino, Sakura and Naruto.

70) If I do, I will not choose dare. Especially if Gaara asks me.

71) I will not paint a target on me and assume TenTen will miss me.

72) Just because TenTen doesn't wear sleeves I will not assume Lee likes her better.

73) I will not play 'duck duck goose' with all the people I won't play Truth or Dare with because Lee will always be a duck and Gaara the goose if I'm it.

74) I will not fake an injury in the Chuunin Exams to get out of the Exams and to get sympathy. They WILL find out I'm lying about the injury, be pissed, and then I'll have to get a really bad injury before anyone will talk to me again.

75) I will not start wearing good guy suits. Lee might be insulted. He might also think I'm trying to taunt him.

76) I will not tell people Lee's my boyfriend until he tells them first.

77) I will not mail pictures of Gaara to Lee.

78) I will not blow up pictures of Lee and stick them around my room then invite Lee over.

79) I will not get Lee drunk. BAAD results.

80) I will not force feed shark to Kisame.

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