Chapter 1 - house

Malik: THIS HOUSE STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: No..really I didn’t notice
Yami: *Flops down on the sofa and it brakes* WTF!
Malik: I’m gonna see my room *walks up stairs and they brake*
Bakura: You OK?
Malik: *Comes out of coat closet* OW!!!!!!!!!
Yami: *Goes up stairs, then comes down* WTF IS WITH THE DOG BASKETS!!!!!!!
Malik: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: NO BEDS! JUST DOG BASKETS!
Bakura: OMG
Malik: That’s it am outta here! *Open front door and nearly gets shot, slam door shut*
Malik: OK bad idea
Bakura: No food in the kitchen either
Yami: I’m hungry!!!!!!!!
Malik: Me too!!!!!!!
Bakura: I’ll make something then! *Mutters* Babies

Later
Malik: YUCK THIS FOODS HORRIBLE!
Bakura: NO IT’S NOT!
Malik: YOUR TRYING TO POSION MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Shut up!
Yami: YUCKY!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Morons the both of you!
Yami: hehehehehehehe lololololol rotflrotfl yip yip!
Malik: Is there sugar in this stuff?
Bakura: Yes
Malik: Oh no
Yami: *Runs around the room* hgkjrthkjhtjhdgtg! *Falls over dustbin*
Malik: 0_0
Bakura: *_*
Yami: X_X
Malik: WTF are them bugs?
Bakura: …..
Malik: There maggots aren’t they?
Bakura: …..
Malik: *screams and jumps on Bakura’s back*
Bakura: GET OFF!
Malik: NO!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: OMFG! *Grabs Yami by the foot and drags him out|*
Yami: Hey watch the hair!

In the living room
Bakura: OK we can’t go in there anymore
Malik: …..
Bakura: Malik you can open your eyes now you baby!
Malik: ….
Bakura: Get off my back!
Malik: Grr! *Jumps on sofa* Ow! I got a spring up my behind!
Yami: zzzzzzzzzz *falls asleep*
Malik: Lets kill him!
Bakura: No I can’t be bothered
Malik: ….
Yami *dreams about Els*
Malik: This dump stinks!
Bakura : Duh!
Malik: I want Blair *cries*
Bakura: I want Wu *cries*
Yami: *snores*
Malik: I’m hungry!
Bakura: OMG

2 days later
Malik: I wanna get out if here!!!!
Bakura: I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: I wanna go home!
All: *cries*
Malik: I say we run out
Bakura: Yeah!
Yami: And get killed?
Malik: I’m risking it
Bakura: I am
Malik: See ya! *Runs out the door, nearly gets shot, bitten, stabbed and bombed.*
Malik: *Makes it* I made it!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Me next! *Runs out the door, nearly gets shot, bitten, stabbed and bombed.*
Bakura: *Makes it* I’m alive!!!
Yami: *Runs out the door, nearly gets shot, bitten, stabbed and bombed.*
Yami: *Just makes it* I fell over!

Down the street
Els: It was a good idea making them live in that house for a while to have time to our selves
Wu: ye
Blair: yep

Half way down the street
Bakura: Hey, isn’t that Els, Wu and Blair
Malik: Yeah
Yami: Looks like them
All: Yay!!!!!!

In the middle of the street
Bakura: Wu!!!!!!!!
Yami: Els!!!!!!!
Malik: Blair!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: *Hugs Wu*
Yami: *Hugs Els*
Malik: *Hugs Blair*
Wu: Hi… OK get off me
Els: Er… Hi Yami
Bean: *Bored voice* Hi Malik
Malik: It was horrible in there you said it was nice!!!!
Blair: Well it was
Bakura: Yeah right!

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