Chapter 1 - List #1

I know that Im Naruto Obsessed when I....

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of water.
· Try to walk up a tree.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit them at their chakra points.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
-You pretend like you memorized hand signs and unleash a jutsu
-Your favorite phrase is "Believe it!"
-You grab random leaves and try to split them with your chakra
-You wish your grandma looked like Tsunade
-You scream out jutsu names like RASENGAN
-You own Naruto Headbands
-You think Orange is the new Black
-You have attempted to walk on water by concentrating chakra to your feet
-You fantasize about being in the Naruto world
-You take a ball and use it as a rasengan on someone
-You run and throw your hands behind your back while doing so
-You attempt to climb up trees with just your feet
-You pretend you have the kyubbi
-You hang out on swingsets
-You argue over which Naruto Kunoichi is stronger
-You doodle "chidori vs rasengan" in your notebooks
-You yell at people for pronouncing "Naruto" wrong
-You put on a bath robe and pretend your Akatsuki
-You start making couples for Naruto
-You think killing your best friend will give you powers
-Your excuse for not being able to do jutsu is "Your out of chakra"
-You try to slice bread with a Chakra blade.
-You get a cut and swear the kyubbi's chakra will heal it.
-You've made CHIDORI noises with your mouth.
-You've punched a wall pretending to have super strength and hurt your knuckles in the process.
-You think at least one of the characters is so sexy you can't control yourself when talking about him, and sometimes get slapped when doing so.
-You really believe you can be a ninja someday.
-You fantasize about Naruto characters meeting other shows' characters.
-You fantasize about Naruto characters meeting you and your friends.
-You fantasize about making out with Naruto characters.
-You have several pictures of Naruto characters stored on your hard drive.

~*I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE UP! ALSO I KNOW SOME ARE REPEATS OKAY!*~

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