Chapter 1 - Total Randomness!

One day there was a girl called Mia. And her best friend Claire. Mia went out with Perry. And Claire went out with Jack. But the thing is, Jack and Perry were G-A-Y, together. And they got it on! And some odd way, they had a baby. Mia and Claire both cheated on Jack and Perry with the child, who was apparently older now. O_o

Emma, Claire and I decided to climb up Ularu. But it wasn't the real Ularu. It was made out of fake stuff. Once we were at the top, we found out it had been taken over by Aliens! Two spaceships came down and started attacking us. But, thankfully, the fairies from above saw we needed help and saved us...

But you see, these aren't any normal fairies. They were goth fairies! And we went up to the heavens with them. And they randomly started talking like Ble ble ble ble ble!!!*High pitched croaky voice*

You see, they were goth fairies so they were evil. They took us to their under the sea hide out lair and started dancing around a campfireO_o
(Psst..How was a fire under the sea?)
And they started dancing around it singing BLE BLE BLE BLE. :O:O We were shocked..they had turned us into *Drum roll*
LOGS!
We knew it
We had to escape, and fast. So we got up on our little log legs and ran off....into....none other than....LOG LAND!!
As we approached it looked completely normal. Except for one log. Her name was Mia(again) and she had no friends. Because......she was a PINK log!!!! But me and Claire made friends with her, seeing as Emma randomly dissapeared. Soon after their arrival, they had a new prime minister for logland... her name was Perri!! But you see, Perri wasn't too nice to all the logs, she didn't like Mia because she was pink. So we turned into letters. Mia was blue this time....
:O
She hated it!
Why was god out to get her?!?!??!?!

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