Chapter 3 - Don't say it - Stuff he's said

--- The Ryuu Archives ---

Don''t say it - Stuff he''s said

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"Hiya."
"Huh?"
"I''m a trendy tote bag!"
"Pudding."
"My tie hurts."
"-random long string of swearing-"
"I hope something eats you."
"Boo."
"TISSUE!!!"
"PINK AND PURPLE SPOTTED EVIL MUFFIN OF UBER-DOOM!"
"CHICKEN LAND!!!"
"I shall name him Squishy, and he shall be mine!"
"I''m Dory!"
"Mmmm... magnetic!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
"Cookie!"
"I shall create... A MONSTER!!!"
"Uh... IT WAS HER!!!"
"I''m a dragon? Uh... I mean... SHE''S A DRAGON IN DISGUISE!!!"
"SEE! SHE''S A DRAGON!!11111!!one!"
"I''m a n00b!"
"ENGLISH HOMEWORK!!!"
"Who''s confused?"
"...what? No, I asked for a double cheeseburger with extra blue ink..."
"CAAAAFFFFFFEEEEIIIIINNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"I SQUISH PILLOWS!!!"
"Yaoi tastes funny."
"PILLOWCASE!!"
"Hey, hey, hey! It''s Faaaaaaaaat Albert!"
"ALIENS IN DISGUISE!!"
"I HAVE AN IDEA!!! How about... HTF yuri?"
"What happened to the other 9 Bens? Did they take drugs?"
"TOOTHBRUSH!!"
"Did somebody say jellyfishing?"
"MEMORIAL STATUE OF SKUNK BREATH!!!"
"JAPANESE TOURISTS AT TWELVE ''O'' CLOCK!!!"
"Willy!!! Be free!"
"My best friend is a Nutella spoon."
"This tastes like strawberry-flavoured hair."
"TIMMY TURNER ATE HIS HAT!!!"
"SMEE!!!"
"Oh, I eat squirrels all the time! I made some soup out of the rest of your family just last night! Isn''t that great?"
"KNEECAP!!!"
"Time to feed the leeches!"
"SPEECH IMPEDIMENT!!!"
"I feel unloved."
"YAY!"
"YAY! I CAN''T SEE!!!"
"Banana face?"
"CHOCOLATE!!!"
"Emoticon?"
"SPANISH TURTLE!!!"
"PSYCHIC MONKEYS FROM MARS!!!"
"You speaks funny. You really liugp;fgnerhg]erig mr speaks funny."
"POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!"
"AEROGUARD!!!"
"JACK SPARROW!!!"
"MY CLOTHES ARE WRINKLED!!!"
"SAUSAGES!"
"PEANUT BUTTER!!!"
"SPATULA OF NEPTUNE''S RIGHT EYE!"
"Is it half time yet? I need chewing gum."
"TEN PIN SOCCER!!"
"TOILET BRUSH!!"
"Stave it off, 1, 2, 3, and now you can count to THREE!"
"CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS!!!"
"TROGDOOOOOOOOORRRRR!!!"
"It smells like peanut butter."
"Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecaaaaaaaakes... and those people go to prison."
"TOMATO PIE!!"
"I''M NOT WEARING SOCKS!!!"
"Gjnkffllllbges."
"Look, I can make it say Oboe Shoes!"
"Well, I''m off to watch Butt''s Twelve By Pies."
"Marry meh!"
"I think he''s on to you."
"EBIL! "
"Your hair tastes like strawberry chewing gum."
"CHEWING GUM!!!"
"Political correctness is for squares."
"Gimmee your TEETH!"
"Hehe... you look funny making out with Russell, Shifty..."
"Mashed potatoes..."
"RI? That sounds like FBI... except without the R... and with an extra FB..."
"THEY''RE HAUNTING YOU!!!"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"What? Did you just say socks?"
"THE COFFEE MADE ME DO IT!!!"
"Mime is stalking you, Tori. I have proof."
"Tori... your head is a purple blob..."
"What? There''s nothing nasty in there."
"Good boy."
"MY LOVE!!!"
"Just because the colour of YOUR hair doesn''t match your eyebrows."
"But your head is smexy."
"Your hair tastes nice."
"SHING!!! Sparkle sparkle."
"Fhqwhgads."
"Help me."
"Ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
"IT''S THE CHORT!!!"
"TANDOORI MONKEY FEET!!!"
"OMG IT''S THE END OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!"
"Hey, tutu boy!"
"OBOE SHOES!!!"
"AAH!!! I''M BEING ATTACKED BY... THE GEDDUP NOISE!!!"
"AUNT RUTHIE! AUNT RUTHIE! THERE''S KETCHUP ON THE COMPUTER!"
"LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO!!"
"YAOI!!!"
"Effil''s my middle name!"
"DISCOUNT FLASHBACK WAREHOUSE!!!"
"PRETZEL!!!"
"Wow. Your hair tastes like peanut butter. I assumed it would taste like strawberry chewing gum like DB''s does."
"GREEK SUGAR MUFFIN!!!"
"MY PEOPLE!!!"
"OMG PRETZEL!!!"
"POTATO BREAD!!"
"TERLET BRUSH!"
"EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT!!"
"CHIMPANZEE ELEPHANT!!!"
"And I love pretzels!"
"Ooh, is it time to dance already?"
"TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!!"
"ROAST TURKEY''D!"
"SO-AND-SO''D!"
"WHATSERFACE''D!!!"
"HUGATREE!!!"
"OMG EXHIBIT B!!!"
"BURLAP SACK''D!!!"
"Hehe, you''ve just been SACK''D!"
"Flaky''s a boy?"
"Here comes the Thnikkaman!!"
"TECHNOCHOCOLATE!!!"
"No, YOU are."
"Sound like something HE would have said."
"Daaaa-aaaa-aaah!"
"NO GARY, NO!"
"No Gary no, no Gary no, no Gary no Gary NO GARY NO!"
"TURDUCKEN!!"
"WE LIKE THE MOOOOOOOOOON!"
"DECEMBERWEEN, DECEMBERWEEN! Coach Z''s been drinking Listerine!"
"I''M A GOOFY GOOBER!"
"SEGMENTED EYES AND TURKEY FROTH!!"
"In a bulding..."
"WHAT IT IS MY DOGE?"
"Stripe-ed pants."
"When Coach puts you in, you gotta go for the win, Y2K turned out alriiiiiiiight...."
"You got SBLOUNSKCHED!!!"
"BLUE SOCK! BLUE SOOOCK!!!"
"And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie..."
"FORHORDLINGGRASS!!!"
"Wow. They jumped into the boat. Fish fish."
(in Coach Z''s body) "TENNIS PANTS!!!"
(Coach Z in Ryuu''s body) "Are you parsitive, Tori?"
(in Coach Z''s body) "Havin'' fun with my friends..."
(Coach Z in Ryuu''s body) "We need to get that wand!"
"HARVEST MOON''D!!!"
"I lest splender with tentacles pie!"
"EROTIC PIZZA!"
"...is my banana done yet?"
"SCARY POWERED BY THE CHEAT MEGA SUPER COW STENCH!!!!!"
"OMG!!!! MY IDOL!! SIGN MY SEVEN UNWASHED GREEN DAY T-SHIRTS!!!"
"SMILEVILLE YAOI!!!!!!!!"
"THERE IS NO HAVEN FOR THE BUTTERNUT SQUASHES OR THE SEVENTH SIDE OF THE FLUFFY DIE!!!"
"...I... eat... pianos for my grgnmiogillionth breakfast..."
"PRETZELPRETZELPRETZELPRETZELPHHHHHTGT%T%ETGGGG!!!"
"Ooh! Ooh! I want to be bloody!"
"PROFESSOR SNAPE JUST GOT EATEN BY HIS CAULDRON!!!"
"SNAPE ATE ALL HIS POTION INGREDIENTS!!!!!!"
"OMFG!!!! IT''S DEMOCRACY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
"OMG!!!!! IDEA!!!!! LET''S MAKE COSMO AND HARRY MAKE OUT!!!!!!!"
"FISHY''S TURN!!!!!!!"
"FIVE!!!!!!"
"I''MA BIRD-WEARING TUII!!!!"
"I''m a bajillion people!!"
"STOP MARRYING ME!!!!!!!!!!!"
"My face says ''No Avatar Uploaded.''"
"And by the power interested in me... I delcare this patty and bun... A HAMBURGER!!!!!!"
"CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Fan art go screwy-screw."
"NO SNICKERING IN THE HALLS!!! This calls... for the HAAAAAALL MONITOR!!!"
"And to start things off tonight, we have an extremely important guest star... INVADER ZIMMY!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhh."
"YAY FOR NON-EXISTANT NUMBERS!!"
"Rgekgnth''itrjhiillion!"
"I smell like peanuts!"
"ICE CUBE!!!"
"Gimme pretzel?"
"Too... much... huggy..."
"Wh0ot ham!"
"I''m on to you, buddy."
"The coyotes want to rip you to shreds and feed your remains to their rabid gummibear leaders! Isn''t that great?"
"Get down and shave your head with your bad self yo!"
"Hey! You''re my long lost monk twin brother from Antarctica!"
"Taaaaaaaangleeeee..."
"YAY! JUICE!"
"NOT TALKIN BOUT THE K-O-T!!!!"
"I talksh with a fakesh lishp."
"I told you she was married to Voldermort."
"I''m a Weasley!"
"EVOLUTIONARY BREAKTHROUGH!!!"
"But they''re in space!"
"I''m afraid I''ve got some bad news, boys. You''re not funny. Everyone hates your music. I smell like pea soup."
"I smell like pea soooooooooup!"
"This isn''t working. We need a crossover."
"I has a crown!! ONG!!!"
"SNIZZLEFRAZZY!"
"I think it poked me... with a supergalactic radioactive poking lemon... HOLY CRAP!! IT''S EATING ME!!!!"
"I''m pen-tastic!"
"OMG!!! It''s The One!"
"CLUBBING AT WAL-MART!"
"Are you SURE you''re not related to Jealousy the Overlord?"
"Hey! That''s SB''s right foot!"
"NO ONE CAN BEAT KH2 COS-PLAY!"
"IT''S REE-YOO!!!"
"I sense... miscellaneous seafood."
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."
"I''m not Kissyboots and that thing plays not-bass."
"DENTIST!!! Jugga jigga wugga."
"Who play can not bass?"
"You play can not bass."
"Hi no-name."
"DecemberweendecemberweendecemberweenHAPPYFIREWORKSdecemberweendecemberween..."
"Whee."
"Lookie! Popcorn and candy corn and corn corn and corn chips with extra corn!!!"
"Booga booga booga! Gummiiiiiii!!!"
"Hehe... your glasses look funny."
"Be''s in our band?"
"Ooh! Me help!"
"STEEEEEK!!!"
"And to start things off, we''ll have... A CONGA LINE!!!"
"ROSE RHYMES WITH NOSE!!! AND TOES!!!"
"I''m not sane!!!"
"FLIBBLETIGIBBETT!!!"
"LIFE!!!"
"ONG!!! IT SWIMS!!"
"Da da-da-da-daaaaa! It''s CROSSOVER TIMEEEE!!!"
"RANDOM FIGHTING VIDEO GAME!!!"
"I kill j00 all!!!!!!!"
"Moosh!"
"Good doggy! Go fetch the stick."
"FETCH THAT DAMN NEWT, PORKYPINUUU!!!"
"Gold star two!!!"
"SUPER F ATTACK EBIL MEE FIEND!!!"
"Fine then. SUPER F ATTACK EBIL SENSEI THING TEACHER!!!"
"AND HIKU!!!"
"MYSTICAL SPACE NEWTS OF D00000000000M!"
"HERO OF PEASANTRY!!! I SALUTES YOU!!"
"YAY FOR MORE NON-EXISTANT NUMBERS!!"
"A-squisheh."
"This looks like a job... for PLAN G!!! ...or maybe Super F."
"YAY! MORE MAKE-OUT!!!"
"MAKE. OUT. NOW."
"My name is Yuri."
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
""MUSTARD!!!"
"Severed foot kill forests."
"Discount briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick."
"Nyh."
"COOKING EQUIPMENT FOR MASTER!!!"
"ATTRACT OF THE FLIDGET GRIFFON TACO FRITTERS!!! OHNOES!!!"
"CANOPY''S!!!"
"MAKE-OUT TWO!!!"
"Clooooooooooooooooones."
"Miscellaneous squirrel."
"Take DAT, Misc squorrel."
"NOT A RHYME!!!"
"And now, a word from our sponsor."
"DANCY DANCE!!!"
"I eat hearts for breakfast."
"Rootbeer..."
"DONK!!!"
"Plocket!"
"Sno-cone! SNO-CONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"KRA''AGH! KLEET''OH BRANGH CHE''EKOH TAGHQ?"
"Oh, it''''s all ''work, work, work,'' with you spirit types. Take a freaking break. Go eat pizza. Try to actually be cool."
"WE''S ARE TEH STAFF CLAN-PEOPLES OF DOOOOOOOM!!!"
"YAY! PARTY!!!"
"I''MA SNOBBY CELEBRITY!!!"
"LET''S HAVE A BABY AND GIVE IT SOME RIDICULOUS NAME!!!"
"Bert swallowed his snorkel."
"Crumpets loathe the ruler of Toontown''s goat!"
"Eat pickles on Wednesdays!"
"Beware. Maths homework is a terrible burden. Nothing is sacred. Beware the Jabberwocky, my son. The jaws that bite and the claws that catch, and beware the Jubjub bird and the Bandersnatch."
"PICKLED FISHLIPS!!!"
"HE CUTS HIS WRISTS!!!"
"CLAUSTROPHOBIA!!!"
"Pumpkinator."
"Lookit! I''m a beetle!!"
"I CAUGHT A SNAKEY!!!"
"LYK WAZZUP D00D!?"
"TACKLEPOKE!!!"
"MY TURN!!!"
"OMG!!!! IT''S HOMESCHOOL WINNER!!!"
"NOT OBEY!!!"
"You''re a tortoise!"
"ABBAKADABBA!!!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeteeeeeeeeeeeeeeaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."
"ONG!!! LOST ORDER!!!"
"Horse. HOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUSEEEEN."
"Cassfh regishtah."
"That sounds like a song. You know, that some guy with some high voice would sing."
"HELIUM TIME!!!"
"My pet donkey ate the house."
"MUTATED SAUERKRAUT OF LEMONS!!!!!!"
"UNPOPULAR!!!"
"Tapdance agaiiiiiin! Like the rhythm''s being eaten... BY A MARFMALLOW PENCIL SHARPENER!!!"
"BREAKFAST!!!"
"TOON IDIOT GROUP!!! CHEEREATER!! FONE-AND-PO''S!! NOTSHISNAME!! THE NOTSOADORABLEUGLEH TWO!!!!!"
"SOCCERESS!!!"
"Wooh! I finished not-last in the whatever-yard crawl! I''MANICEGUY!!"
"Bob!"
"Toaster!"
"Seven potatos made this lemonade up as we throw explosive tophats at Miscellaneous Squirrel."
"Ooh, miscellaneous."
"ATOMIC CHEESEBURGER!!!"
"I like purple monkey dishwashers."
"The peanut of knowledge is no match for the Viematese sock of eternal damnation."
"Mystical space newt, yo."
"SHINY TEEF!!!"
"Look at me! I''m WONDERFUL!!"
"I look PRETTY!!!"
"WOOH! BALLAD OF THE SNEAK!!!"
"KLEMOPS!!!"
"LIFE CRAB!!!"
"Die-tissue-newt-pencil-taxpayment-yo!"
"COPY CAT!!!"
"LASER DISK!!!!!"
"Stupid Uncle Egg! I wanna pony for Decemberween!"
"FLASH OF MISCELLANEOUS LIGHT!!!"
(Kenya in Ryuu''''s body) "Sockers!"
"Napkin alert! NAPKIN ALERT!!!!!!!"
"Buttered wings for good ''''ol Ryuu..."
"OOOOOOOOOH.......!!!!"
"Guys! Lookie here!"
"PRETTYFUL COLORS!"
"Sorry......"
"I traveled to Mexico......."
"Hola amigo. ¿El cuidado para poner chocolate en sus pantalones? ¿O. ..... le hace quiere poner un taco en el lavabo?"
(translated) "Hi friend. Care to put chocolate in your pants? Or...... would you care to put a taco in the toilet?"
"LOOKIE AT ME!"
"Taco for your soul!"
"OW!"
"YIPPIE!"
"Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does Tessy likie the air?"
"CAN DO! WHEEEEE!!!!!!!! WE''''RE GOING DOOOOOOooooooooowwwwwwwwwnn..........."
"Have you ever played a game called ''Dancin'''' Gummi Bears''? It''s fun!"

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