Chapter 4 - Conversational - Stuff with the others

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Conversational - Stuff with the others

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ME: Ooh, yesh, they would make great friends.
RYUU: -starts to draw something-
ME: NO, RYUU!!! NOT IN THAT WAY!!!

RYUU: I know no Japanese, except for kawaii... and some other stuff.
ME: Your name is Japanese.

TORI: AUSTRALIA IS SO COOL!
RYUU: SO ARE PRETZELS!!!

RYUU: Uhh... what were we talking about?
TORI: A blue fishy with no memory.
RYUU: You mean like a donkey?

TORI: God, you''re perveted, Ryuu... but not as much as DB is.
RYUU: I''M NOT CONVERTED!!!
TORI: I said perverted.
RYUU: Exactly.

FLIPPY: -dazed- How do ducks mate?
RYUU: Ooh! Ooh! I have a video!!

GIR: [DB] wears a wig, you know.
RYUU: Not anymore, he doesn''t. -burp-
TORI: You ATE DB''s ''fro?
RYUU: It tastes funny.

PETUNIA: What are you doing?
RYUU: Putting [sawdust] in DB''s cereal!

HANDY: I hate having no hands.
RYUU: And irony?
HANDY: That too.

TORI: Ryuu, use DB instead.
RYUU: But leeches don''t like strawberry chewing gum.

RYUU: JAPANESE TOURISTS!!!!
ME: Not again...

TORI: YAY FOR CLICHE PIRATE SONGS!!!
RYUU: Clee-shay?
TORI: It means like, the common way stuff is, y''know?
RYUU: CLEAN SHAVE!!!

RYUU: Chewing-gum hair is over at the gift store flirting with Marzipan.
TORI: Chewing gum hair?
RYUU: Well, his hair tastes like chewing gum. But if you have previously drank a bottle of creamy soda, it tastes like licorice.

FLIPPY: Um... what''s so stimulating about covering someone''s mouth?
ME: We will never know.
RYUU: Unless...

RYUU: Lifty, your nose is upside-down.
LIFTY: No, you''re upside-down, stupid.
RYUU: No, really.
ME: WTF!? IT IS!
LIFTY: HUH?

ME: Who are you?
SEAN: Sean. Tori''s friend. A red deer.
ME: I can see that.
RYUU: Not when your eyes are closed.

TORI: I can''t believe Sean did that... and DB tastes like failure.
RYUU: I know.

TORI: -killing Sean over and over- This could take a while.
RYUU: Can I help?

STRONG SAD: Has anyone seen Gooblies?
RYUU: You mean the lobster? I ate it yesterday.

NUTTY: Give it baaaaaaaaaaaack!!
RYUU: Oh, you mean this?
NUTTY: COLD ONE COLD ONE!!!

MIME: (You, my friend, have issues.)
RYUU: Whaa...? I don''t speak mime.
ME: You can so, Ryuu. Remember the one we saw in Strong Badia the other day?
RYUU: That was a mime? I thought it was a turkey baster.

TORI: Uh, Ry? What''s the remote for?
RYUU: Apparently it''s one of those TV remotes that work on people.

BUBS: JUST YOU WAIT TILL THE NEXT FALL FLOAT PARADE, COACH Z!!!
RYUU: Why wait?

ME: Bubs, I thought YOU were the Thnikkaman!
RYUU: He what?

HOMSAR: You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine!
TORI: Get your what?
RYUU: His red steckled elbermung.
TORI: Ohhhhh.

RYUU: Hehe... Tubsy''s jealous.
BUBS: That''s not my name.

FWEE: Where did you get those?
RYUU: Uhh... internet?

RYUU: OMG!!! SNAPE JUST-
SNAPE: -whacks Ryuu with a potion book-
RYUU: -faints-

TORI: My FAC profile has my marriage certificate with he who must not be named.
RYUU: You mean Voldemort?

ME: Ryuu! What are you doing?
RYUU: I couldn''t find the remote...

ZIM: WTF!? Why am I on some freaky HTF planet game show thing?
RYUU: Because the rabid fangirls wish it so. And because I''m being paid for it.

RYUU: I already told you, it''s an ice cube!
ME: And I already told YOU, YOU''RE a dragon.
RYUU: NOT A DRAGON!!!

RYUU: Wow! My hair looks almost NORMAL!! Taaaaaaaaangleee... taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangleee...
ENVY: What was that supposed to be?
RYUU: Isn''t that the sound hair makes? Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangleeee...

ME: OMG CHARLIE!!! DO GREEN DAY!!! Um... Holiday! HOLIDAAAAAAYYY!!!
RYUU: I''m not a fan! -wearing Green Day shirt and waving a bunch of Green Day flags around-
ME: Ooh! And wear a Green Day shirt! HIS Green Day shirt! -pulls off Ryuu''s shirt-
RYUU: I feel warm.

RYUU: Is that the Big Knife?
ME: -.- Never mind Ryuu. He has to reference everything to Homestar Runner.
RYUU: Look! It''s Coach Z!!
ME: o.o;;

ME: o.o Ryuu, why is you always crossdressing?
RYUU: I DEFY THE AUTHORITIES!!!!!!!

RYUU: -draws a cat on the whiteboard- What''s this?
KIDS: A cat.
RYUU: No it''s NOT! IT''S A RABBIT IN DISGUISE! YOU ALL FAIL!! F MINUS
MINUS!!!!!!!

TORI: Hey, Ryuu has wingalings, can he fly?
RYUU: I WHAT!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

RYUU: I need a breadtangle of pizza.
TORI: Pizza belongs in a triangle!
RYUU: No it doesn''t. It belongs to the Underkingthing of Severed Neckbone the 48th''s pet dog''s pet praying mantis'' pet lemon pie! Doesn''t school teach you anything?

FLIPPY: DOINKING TIME! -runs around hitting every HTF with his knife- DOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINKDOINK!
RYUU: -attaches himself to knife with his teeth-
FLIPPY: Curses! -dies-
RYUU: I lose!

FISHY: I play not bass.
RYUU: Fine. You play yes drums. Something else play can not bass.

RYUU: Until Charlie-sing-person come, something else be sing-person.
ENVY: Ryuu, you can sing.  You just don''t realize it.
RYUU: Really?

ME: Hey Ryuu, could you do the voices of us?
RYUU: -in my voice- Dunno.

RYUU: I talk not like Jealosy the Overlord cousin thing.
ENVY: I''m not related to Jealosy the Overlord!
RYUU: I you are sure.
FISHY: Quit style-biting voice of the Fishy.
ENVY: -nods-
RYUU: Fine. Overlord scum.
ENVY: T_T

ENVY: Where the hell did this thing come from?
RYUU: Shut up, Jealousy the Overlord cousin thing.

ME: Ryuu, any particular reason why you want Dashi and Sensei to make out?
RYUU: I LIKE JAPANESE PIE!!!!
MEC: *nods* A sensible reason! 0-^
RYUU: Gold star for j00!!! -tosses a cheap plastic trophy at Mec-

MEC: Urghhh... But, we can''t climb Mt. Everpickle without... cheese poofs...
BUDDHIST MONKEY: Is she going to be okay? O_O''
RYUU: -dons climbing gear- To Mt. Everpickle, AWAY!!!
DASHI: Does Mt. Everpickle even EXIST?!?!
RYUU: Up your closet.
MEC: Now it does! -points to giant pickle-

DASHI: -elbows Ryuu- Whose he?
RYUU: Who? The newt?
DASHI: No, the green thing. -points to Oddity-
RYUU: Wha? -looks around and sees Oddity- MASTER!!!! -bows at Oddity''s feet-
DASHI: That answered my question.

RYUU: Hey, have you seen my invisible wall of cheese poofs?
SENSEI: Have you seen my invisible wall.
RYUU: Shut up.
SENSEI: ^^
DASHI: Huh?
SENSEI: You can''t SEE an invisible wall.
RYUU: Shut up, Confucius.

LEIA: -does the ''I''m in Soul Calibur and you''re not'' dance-
TORI: Actually, Ryuu IS in Soul Calibur.
RYUU: I am? W00T!!!!!

RYUU: It''s... SUPER F!!!
DASHI: Anything for a FOP reference, eh Ryuu?
RYUU: I like referrance!

RYUU: Can I throw a heavy object at you, DB?
TORI: Go nuts.
DB: O_O''''

ME: Ryuu, must you be so weird?
RYUU: HYJhyjy!!
ME: Stupid question, really.

RYUU: I WANNA MARRY TED, DAMMIT!!!!!
ME: Too bad, Ryuu. You''s mine. Bwaha.
RYUU: You''re Ted?
RYUU: NEVER QUESTION THE CORAL CHEWS!!!
TORI: Coral...chews? O_O
RYUU: Nooooo. It''s Plankton.

ME: He can''t make kick-awesome music without his guitar!
BILLIE: ^///^
TORI: That''''''''s right!  And you''''re a fan too, Ryuu!
RYUU: -puts on Green Day top- No I''''m not.

RYUU: Sauerkraut eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbilllluted.
TORI: Ebiluted?
RYUU: NO! IT''S A TURKEY!!

CJ: Gimme that ack.
(*back)
RYUU: NO!!! My ack!!

RYUU: BWA!! xD
ME: o.o
RYUU: WO0T! o_______^

RYUU: o___________^
ME: That''''s an odd face. o.o

TORI: It''s cliche central. It brings SHAME TO TEH AUSSIES.
RYUU: CURSE YOU, SHAME!!!!!

RYUU: Dancin'' Gummi Bears, yo!
MISC SQUIRREL: >.o
RYUU: ARMY BASE!! -throws the gummi bear at Misc. Squirrel-
MISC SQUIRREL: X.x -dies-

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