Chapter 6 - Chaos in the making - Stuff he's done

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Chaos in the making - Stuff he''s done

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Read out random things on the computer screen
Looked at random Neoboard topics
Poked a chicken
Lit DB''s boxers on fire
Drawn criminally bad HTF yaoi pics:
 - MimexMole
 - DBxFlippy
 - RussellxShifty
 - Several unknown (one with Strong Sad''s calligraphy pen)
Held his drawn yaoi pics up for all to see
Made two cardboard male ghosts make out
Pinned a yaoi pic to DB''s hair
Inserted a cookie into Nutty''s ear
Dressed up as a mad scientist
Put Cuddles in a pot with green play-doh
Threw a fine liner at Sniffles
Stuck cardboard wings on Candie
Put on a dunce cap
Poked Tori with a poking stick with a cheeseburger on the end
Picked up a stone and put it on his head
Drew a very detailed picture of Flaky
Stuffed meat down Fat Albert''s throat after he went vegan
Drew a picture of Giggles and Petunia making out
Threw the scrunched up yuri picture at Fat Albert
Collapsed
Messed around with one of Sniffles'' inventions
Video taped ducks mating
Found proof that Mime was stalking Tori
Kissed Cosmo
Attached himself to [name removed]''s head
Put sawdust in DB''s cereal
Hung Joebob over a pond full of leeches
Walked around with dark sunglasses on
Gasped
Swapped clothes with Leia
Badly drew a SpongeBobxPatrick picture
Drank coffee
Burped
Kicked a soccer ball down a bowling alley, scoring a strike
Poked Tori with The Stick
Painted a perfect caricature of The Cheat
Painted Strong Mad into the picture
Grabbed Tori by the neck and covered her mouth with his hand
Covered the mouths of random people
Missed a high five and hit Lifty in the face
Took constant pictures of DB trying to make out with Tori with a mouth full of waffle until the battery in his digital camera died
Stood on his head
Handed Tori a mirror
Keyed in the words ''oboe shoes'' into a calculator
Pulled a Chinese sword out of nowhere
Pulled out a machine gun, flamethrower and Chinese finger trap out of nowhere
Got the Chinese finger trap stuck on his tongue
Forced a steak down my throat
Balanced a Cold One on his head
Got hit by a meteor
Clinged to Homsar
Sat on Homsar''s head
Drew a picture of Sean in a tutu
Did the JengaJam dance
Got attacked by a random flying chair
Painted a portrait of the Big Knife Guy
Pointed his TV remote at Tori and pressed pause
Stole a pretzel bag
Jumped on Tori''s head
Randomly disappeared
Jumped out from behind a random fire hydrant
Did the chicken dance to country music
Clinged to Janai
Drew a perfect self-portrait in MS Paint
Danced to Everybody To The Limit
Grabbed Sora''s Keyblade
Put a wig on Nutty
Slammed a post-it note on Sniffles'' head saying ''NobOdy LIkes mE''
Superglued Nutty to a tree
Handed Bubs a megaphone
Put ants in human Sniffles'' hair
Laughed like an egg being thrown at a dying The Cheat
Threw a SBLOUNSKCHED! bar at Bubs
Threw an Easter egg at Tori
Got a discount Easter egg thrown at him
Got attacked by a discount alligator
Switched bodies with Coach Z
(Coach Z in his body) Hopped on one foot with nine pieces of chewing gum stuck to his face
(in Coach Z''s body) Stuffed his body with Coach Z in it into a pair of stripe-ed pants
(in Coach Z''s body) Randomly disappeared
(in Coach Z''s body) Locked Strong Sad in the bathtub
Stuffed Sniffles in a dress
Made cloth cutouts of him and Lifty
Pulled a Senor Cardgage face
Fainted and woke up again
Handed out ''OBEY THE FWEE'' pamphlets
Put on a Bubble-horse mask
Badly drew a BluexReject picture and shoved it in Devil''s face
Shoved an even worse DevilxReject picture in my face
Ran around in circles
Turned into a smiley
Sang about peaches and The Cheat Commandos
Made Cosmo and Harry Potter puppets make out
Tossed the HP puppet away and grabbed a Fishy puppet
Did the buffalo chicken tenders dance
Waved around a pretzel flag
Wrote an essay on pier pressure
Tried to steal Toothy''s teeth
Dressed up as Patrick
Dressed up as Homestar
Gave Tori a birthday present
Put on a wedding dress and proposed
Put on a bunny outfit and held an Easter basket in his mouth
Got his shirt stolen
Held the chibi-pretzel of d00m
Stared at Tawny
Pokes Tori''s apple MSN display pic with a lit match
Dressed in a kimono
Stared at a Culu plushie
Shoved seven fountain pens in his mouth
Put a red wig on
Danced around flapping his arms
Breathed fire from his nose to roast Culu''s acorn
Balanced a flaming taco on his head
Dressed up as ''Teh Almighteh Kingy''
Dressed up as The Cheat
Hugged a bag of pretzels
Danced with a bag of pretzels on his head
Sang ''Icky Vicky''
Attached himself to Flippy''s knife with his teeth
Sniffed the air
Stared at a random fire hydrant
Jumped and attached himself to Fishy''s fish-hat
Put apple stickers over the eyes of Fishy''s hish-hat
Grabbed a guitar
Tossed Fishy a bass guitar
Shoved the not-bass into Envy''s hands
Did a perfect Billie Joe Armstrong voice
Did perfect other singer-people voices
Rotated on the spot
Held up a bowl of corn-stuffs
Waved a bag of gummi bears in the face of a HTFified gummi bear
Balanced gummi bears on his ears
Threw a steak at Sakura
Pulled a random face at some sharks
Inserted a rose up Flippy''s nose
Kicked Sensei into view
Pushed Dashi into Sensei in an attempt to make them make out
Tossed a cheap plastic trophy at Mec
Poked Dashi with a mystical space newt
Threw a mystical space newt at Mec
Put cheese poofs in his hair
Had Mee thrown at him
Jumped on Dashi''s head
Threw two mystical space newts at Mee
Stuck a giant ''F'' sticker on Dashi''s forehead
Put on a Super F costume
Threw mystical space newts at Sensei and Hiku
Whacked himself in the head and collapsed
Kicked Sensei into view
Pulled a lever and made a safe fall on DB
Violently kicked a flower
Jumped on the flower
Poured cooking oil into a punch bowl and caused Sensei to twitch uncontrollably
Pointed at Sensei while staring hard at Dashi
Grabbed Dashi''''s head and forced it towards Sensei''''s
Ate a cupcake off my face
Threw a painting of Biscuit Dough Hands Man at Oddity
Pulled Sensei from out of nowhere and threw him to the floor
Threw a dehydrated sponge at Miscellaneous Squirrel
Dropped a safe on Tori''''s scanner
Tossed Miscellaneous Squirrel into a pot of squished orange cake
Clicked the ''''yes'''' button on Tori''''s made-up error over and over
Drooled
Hit himself with a rolled-up Homsar T-shirt
Ran around with an old-fashioned telephone on his head
Got whacked with Shabti''''s staff
Grabbed a long cardboard tube
Got whacked with Phobia''''s staff
Attached self to Ashley''''s head
Got shrunk down to 5 centimetres by Ashley
Wheeled in a tank with Cryptid in it
Tacklepoked Cryptid
Dropped a safe on Marzipan
Whacked Fwee with an unplugged telephone
Threw a waffle maker at James Blunt
Threw tortoise-shaped pieces of foam at Billie Joe Armstrong
Pulled Sensei our of a hat
Bought suicidal education from our generation
Pointed at Flippy
Jumped into a cardboard box
Kicked Miscellaneous Squirrel in the shin
Threw an explosive tophat at Miscellaneous Squirrel
Threw an atomic cheeseburger at Ashley
Got the atomic cheeseburger thrown at him by Razzberry
Laughed obnoxiously loud
Swiped the Chief Justice''''s gavel and hit Tori with it
Threw the atomic cheeseburger at Tori
Threw the Lappy at Tori
Threw Blue Star Ointment at Coach Z
Chased The Cheat
Jumped into Homestar''''s box of tofu
Switched bodies with Kenya
Put butter on his wings
Went to Mexico
Pulled a sombrero from out of nowhere
Held up a taco
Sat up in a tree
Jumped around waving his arms to distract Flippy
Shoved a taco down Flippy''''s throat
Kissed my hand
Got punched in the face by me
Cried
Flew me up into the air
Threw me up a tree
Turned Tulip into a chipmunk with a species-change ray gun
Turned Giggles into a rabbit with a species-change ray gun
Turned Tulip back into a rabbit (with the species-change ray gun)
Dressed up a packet of gummi bears
Seriously freaked out Tawny and Razzberry
Threw a dancing gummi bear at Miscellaneous Squirrel

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