Chapter 5 - A Lost Possession

“Calm down, King.”

Tori sighed. The King of Town was overreacting. As usual.
“MY POOPSMITH MY POOPSMITH MY POOPSMITH MY POOPSMITH-”
“King-”
“OH NO OH NO MY POOPSMITH MY POOPSMITH MY POOPSMITH MY-”
“King, would you just-”
“THEY’VE STOLEN MY POOPSMITH-”
“King, SHUT UP!!”
He shut up.

Strong Sad sighed. “Crime rate is on the rise. Any idea why?”
“Try your brother.” Desdemona smiled. A weird twist between angelic and downright evil.
“Strong Bad’s bad, alright, but mass theft like this isn’t his style.”
“Maybe it was The Cheat?”
“Maybe. Strong Bad fired him, though. He usually acted on Strong Bad’s orders.”
“Do you think he might have started acting on his own free will?”
“It’s possible.”
“We need to find out.”
“How?”
“I dunno. Have you seen anything suspicious?”
“Now that you mention it, I do remember The Cheat breaking into the computer room to nab his iMac.”
“But it was his. He was just retrieving his own possession. That doesn’t necessarily explain anything.”
“We should head to the crime scene.”
“What for?”
“You know, search for evidence?”
“How do we do that?”
“Why do you ask so many questions?”
“I don’t know. Ask Tori.”
“Why?”
“Because she created me.”
“Do fan characters always ask this many questions?”
“I don’t know. Ask Tori.”
“Stop saying that.”
“Ok.”
“Well, that brought this conversation to a screeching halt.”
“What conversation?”
“You’re right. It wasn’t much of a conversation.”
“No, seriously. What conversation?”
Tori interjected. “You know what we need?”
“Tell us.”
“A professional.”

The others stared at her.
“What?”

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