Chapter 1 - Discord on the Moon
Submitted February 20, 2010 Updated February 20, 2010 Status Incomplete | Just some random poems I made :3 I suck at poetry but... whatever! X3 I shall kill your brain with meh poemness!!!
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Chapter 1 - Discord on the Moon
Chapter 1 - Discord on the Moon
On my camel I crossed the Eiffel tower,
When no one was afloat.
The meistro helps me sing when I'm in the shower,
My wombat dug a moat.
Electrical cords ran away,
From men in baggy tights,
I guess there's only one thing to say:
"Hummers fight the good fight."
My opossum ran to town,
One summer ago.
Clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns,
Shut up homophobe!!!
Mice ate at my apple,
So I swam to Heaven.
I guess I'll have a drink of my handy Snapple [tm],
And count my pairs by seven.
There once was a man named Chuck Foo,
And I know what he was born to do.
He licked a palm tree,
By the grace of that bee!
He died while taking a poo.
Jumping across the pacific,
While my head was in a plane.
I found your face horrific,
I guess that antelope's to blame...
My inguana had a dog,
One stormy Christmas Eve.
I never saw it' cause I was out on a jog,
My priest made it leave.
"Lovely day this evening!"
Said the lettuce to the bat.
"Creep! I must be leavening!"
The rat with wings spat.
In a flutter around the woods,
I think I took the time,
To sit and pull up my hood,
And pretend I was a mime.
Rabbit went to see,
Vaacume went to bed,
Turkey went to the belly of me,
Blimp went to the Ville of Lead*.
I want some beef jerky,
Please yell at the cause.
There goes that darn turkey!
The play button, not pause.
*"Ville of Lead" is supposed to be Leadville. Just so you know :] I've been there a few times....
When no one was afloat.
The meistro helps me sing when I'm in the shower,
My wombat dug a moat.
Electrical cords ran away,
From men in baggy tights,
I guess there's only one thing to say:
"Hummers fight the good fight."
My opossum ran to town,
One summer ago.
Clowns clowns clowns clowns clowns,
Shut up homophobe!!!
Mice ate at my apple,
So I swam to Heaven.
I guess I'll have a drink of my handy Snapple [tm],
And count my pairs by seven.
There once was a man named Chuck Foo,
And I know what he was born to do.
He licked a palm tree,
By the grace of that bee!
He died while taking a poo.
Jumping across the pacific,
While my head was in a plane.
I found your face horrific,
I guess that antelope's to blame...
My inguana had a dog,
One stormy Christmas Eve.
I never saw it' cause I was out on a jog,
My priest made it leave.
"Lovely day this evening!"
Said the lettuce to the bat.
"Creep! I must be leavening!"
The rat with wings spat.
In a flutter around the woods,
I think I took the time,
To sit and pull up my hood,
And pretend I was a mime.
Rabbit went to see,
Vaacume went to bed,
Turkey went to the belly of me,
Blimp went to the Ville of Lead*.
I want some beef jerky,
Please yell at the cause.
There goes that darn turkey!
The play button, not pause.
*"Ville of Lead" is supposed to be Leadville. Just so you know :] I've been there a few times....
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Living_Dead_Girl on February 21, 2010, 8:45:38 PM
Living_Dead_Girl on February 21, 2010, 8:45:53 PM
I meant mind, yupyup! =oxkibaxgirlx on March 2, 2010, 5:39:40 AM
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Yep that's what I did! XD ugh I never looked over it so there's probably a ton of mistakesFalconlobo on February 20, 2010, 6:19:33 AM
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LOL weird but funny^^reminds me of the Light in the attic
and where the Sidewalk ends and such
xkibaxgirlx on February 20, 2010, 6:27:33 AM
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Thanks! :) That's what boredom does to me. I had to wait an hour at my church and I felt random sooooooFalconlobo on February 20, 2010, 6:48:05 AM
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lol np^^
I noticed a couple of nice line breaks, and also how there's an animal of some sort in probably each clause.
I like how it looks like you just typed the first thing that came into your kind (which is prolly what you did XDD!)