Chapter 7 - My Old Man, Marik
Submitted August 3, 2006 Updated March 31, 2007 Status Incomplete | What happens when the yugioh cast lives together? Can they take it? Can their neighbors take it? Will they go crazy and kill each other? Or will they put aside their differences? Who knows! It's a series of unpredictable events. Enjoy!
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Chapter 7 - My Old Man, Marik
Chapter 7 - My Old Man, Marik
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(NOT DONE DO NOT READ!)
Last time on One Big Disfunctional Family, The yugioh gang received an uncepted visit from the Kaiba brothers! (Oh joy...) Sugar high Mokuba caused a serious damage to the household, including: minor battery to uncouicous people, damaging property, assault for chocolate, peeping tom, and most shockingly the of all, the annihilation of Ryo's scented stuff animals. *shakes head* Mokuba, what are we going to do with you? Anyway please enjoy another fun filled episode of One Big Disfunctional Family!
Kids: *playing baseball*
Kid #1: *throws baseball*
Kid #2: *hits it with bat* *ball flys and crashes into the window*
Marik: AH! MY EYE! WHO THE frack HIT THIS INTO MY frackING EYE!
Kid #2: O.O *runs away*
Marik: *exits the house with a baseball stuck in hit eye* YOU KID! OVER HERE!
Kid #1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMY! *cries*
Marik: What the?
Random neighbors: *exit house with "dangerous tools" such as brooms, frying pans, spatulas, and... fly swatters?* *glare at Marik*
Marik: ^^; Uh... heh heh, nothing to see here folks uhhhhhhhhh... hey kid i was just gonna ask if you wanted your baseball back *pulls is out* *leaves an indent* Here...
Kid: *sniff* *nodds* *walks over to Marik*
Marik: While your here lemme get you cookies *fake smile* *runs into the kitchen* *looks around* Okay, where are the damn cookies? *looks under sink* *randomly finds a bag of dog biscuits* *smiles This should do. *walks out* Here you go Kid!
Kid: Thank mister ^^ *eats dog biscuits*
Marik: So... i guess you should go home...
Kid: *cuts him off* My name is Chester, what's yours?
Marik: I'm Mar... what a minute did you just say your name is Chester?
Chester: *nodds*
Marik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A STUPID...
Chester: *eyes water*
Marik: Uh, i mean, my names is Marik. Nice to meet you Chester.
Chester: ^__^ Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: *whince* ... yeah, hi. Uh, i think i hear your mother calling you.
Chester: Really?
Marik: Really
Chester: Really really?
Marik: Yes, really really...
Chester: Really really really?
Marik: ... -_-"
Chester: Okay! *shrilling voice* BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: Bye... Chester...
Chester: *runs off* La lala lala lala la!
Marik: Freak... *slams door*
*Next day*
Chester: *outside house* *shouts* HEY MARIK! IT'S ME! CHESTER!
Marik: *waking up* What the frack...
Chester: *still shouting* MARIK! COME ON SILLY! GET OUT HERE!
Marik: *opens door* *sees Bakura awake*
Bakura: *yawning* Who... in the name of Rah, dares disturbs me?
Marik: Chester...
Bakura: Who?
Chester: MARIK!
Bakura and Marik: *goes down stares* *peeks through the curtians*
Bakura: What are we gonna do?
Marik: I don't know...
Bakura: Hmmmm... i say we eat 'em!
Marik: *stares* No... Bakura. We can't eat him...
Bakura: *pouts*
(NOT DONE DO NOT READ!)
Last time on One Big Disfunctional Family, The yugioh gang received an uncepted visit from the Kaiba brothers! (Oh joy...) Sugar high Mokuba caused a serious damage to the household, including: minor battery to uncouicous people, damaging property, assault for chocolate, peeping tom, and most shockingly the of all, the annihilation of Ryo's scented stuff animals. *shakes head* Mokuba, what are we going to do with you? Anyway please enjoy another fun filled episode of One Big Disfunctional Family!
Kids: *playing baseball*
Kid #1: *throws baseball*
Kid #2: *hits it with bat* *ball flys and crashes into the window*
Marik: AH! MY EYE! WHO THE frack HIT THIS INTO MY frackING EYE!
Kid #2: O.O *runs away*
Marik: *exits the house with a baseball stuck in hit eye* YOU KID! OVER HERE!
Kid #1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOMMY! *cries*
Marik: What the?
Random neighbors: *exit house with "dangerous tools" such as brooms, frying pans, spatulas, and... fly swatters?* *glare at Marik*
Marik: ^^; Uh... heh heh, nothing to see here folks uhhhhhhhhh... hey kid i was just gonna ask if you wanted your baseball back *pulls is out* *leaves an indent* Here...
Kid: *sniff* *nodds* *walks over to Marik*
Marik: While your here lemme get you cookies *fake smile* *runs into the kitchen* *looks around* Okay, where are the damn cookies? *looks under sink* *randomly finds a bag of dog biscuits* *smiles This should do. *walks out* Here you go Kid!
Kid: Thank mister ^^ *eats dog biscuits*
Marik: So... i guess you should go home...
Kid: *cuts him off* My name is Chester, what's yours?
Marik: I'm Mar... what a minute did you just say your name is Chester?
Chester: *nodds*
Marik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A STUPID...
Chester: *eyes water*
Marik: Uh, i mean, my names is Marik. Nice to meet you Chester.
Chester: ^__^ Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: *whince* ... yeah, hi. Uh, i think i hear your mother calling you.
Chester: Really?
Marik: Really
Chester: Really really?
Marik: Yes, really really...
Chester: Really really really?
Marik: ... -_-"
Chester: Okay! *shrilling voice* BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: Bye... Chester...
Chester: *runs off* La lala lala lala la!
Marik: Freak... *slams door*
*Next day*
Chester: *outside house* *shouts* HEY MARIK! IT'S ME! CHESTER!
Marik: *waking up* What the frack...
Chester: *still shouting* MARIK! COME ON SILLY! GET OUT HERE!
Marik: *opens door* *sees Bakura awake*
Bakura: *yawning* Who... in the name of Rah, dares disturbs me?
Marik: Chester...
Bakura: Who?
Chester: MARIK!
Bakura and Marik: *goes down stares* *peeks through the curtians*
Bakura: What are we gonna do?
Marik: I don't know...
Bakura: Hmmmm... i say we eat 'em!
Marik: *stares* No... Bakura. We can't eat him...
Bakura: *pouts*
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ladychaos on March 5, 2008, 7:01:02 AM
ladychaos on
LOL they are gonna have fun finding ways to torture that kid or it might just be the other way around XDTurtleQueen on July 8, 2007, 8:15:25 AM
TurtleQueen on
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-gasp-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha! ok, i think you get the point. please finish quickly! hahaha. stupid marik.Yamikizz on April 20, 2007, 7:32:07 AM
Yamikizz on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Man, Marik should have killed Chester! I would have anyway! :D I hope you can finish it soon! I wanna see Chester die!zeldafan92 on April 20, 2007, 8:05:37 AM
zeldafan92 on
you shall soon my friend... you shall soon... XD