45% Retard

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[] You have been called a blonde
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[] You sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

So far:4

[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

so far:6

[] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 8

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far:11

[] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break/lose a lot of things.
[] You tilt you're head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total:15

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