Why Im Insane

Me and Sierra have concluded that I am insane.

I'm insane because:
1- I'm going to homecoming as a boy, and I have a date (PARTY TIME!!)
2- I talk to inanimate objects
3- They tell me to frack off
4- My OCs are my friends
5- I twitch for no reason
6- I talk to my self frequently
7- I stalked my neighbor.... sorry Gabe...
8- I worship Pyramid Head, even if he scares the shoot out of me
9- My dreams stalk me (huuuuhhhh??)
10- I scream at video games
11- I want to be a Ninja Gaiden fiend
12- I write yaoi
13- People can't tell if I'm serious or sarcastic
14- My favorite hoby is grinning and waving a passing cars
15- My favorite quote is "Some call it stalking, I call I love..." ;) *wink wink gabe*
16- I pretend to flirt with chicks at the mall
17- I bite the heads off of Animal Crackers

Early symptoms include:
1- Talking to walls
2- Smiling menacingly
3- Random bursts of laughter
4- Stalking
5- Posing dolls in compromising positions
6- Chasing your shadow
7- Chasing other peple's shadows
8- Constantly poking people

WARNING!! If you recognize these in your self or in others, wig out, throw a party, then learn to

disguise your self from normal, boring people.

I never said being insane is a bad thing.:))

Sierra agrees with me.

Hana