My Mini-Movie

OK. Kat is short for Katherine. Warning: This is mental. Leave now if you might be offended. XD lol. Here is how it goes:

Me: Hi.
Kat: ...Hi.
Me: OK, so what is your name, Katherine?
Kat: ...I don't excactly know.
Me: Oh. I would have thought it was Katherine. So, how old are you?
Kat: ...20?
Me: *giggle* And what's your favourite colour?
Kat: ...Dawg!
Me: And, what's your favourite, Pokemon?
Kat: *In a croaky voice* ...Ninetails!
Me: ...Do your Ninetails impresion.
Kat: *in a weird croaky way* Ninetails...
Ethan laughs.
Me: Right, that sounded like a, sort of, demented thing saying Ninetails because it was demented... Now retard.
Kat: ...GWAAAA!
Me: AAAAAAH!
Kat pretends to eat me and the camera.
Me: ...It's only like the 3rd time we've been bloody eaten! So, can you spit us back out now?
Kat: Well, yeah, cuz you kind of tasted like, PAINT!
Ethan runs away screeming.
Kat: BLEEEEAAAHKKKKKKK!
Me: ...Right, were oh, were, were OK, look, daylight! *heavenly aaah*
Ethan: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Suddenly stops the screeming.
Kat: ...OK, I'm kinda retarding now...
Me: ...Have a spacum.
Ethan, DOODOO, DOODOO, DOODOO!
Me: Go away.
Ethan: URGH! *pretends to die*
Me: *points at Kat* Have a, retardum, you, spack.
Kat: ...UUDUUDUUNUUH! GRAAAAAH!
Me: Aah. OK, now do your fire alarm impression!
Kat: ...Wueeah, wueeah HAAAA!
Everyone: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ethan: Boing!
Me: Go away, Ethan. Now, do, your impression of you on a bad day.
Kat looks at me angrily.
Me: On a bad hair day!
Kat messes up her hair.
Kat: That's not good! BRAAAH!
Everyone: HAHAHAHA!
Me: Oh, no we got attacked by hair! *giggle*
Me: Oh, look! A ceiling! *saying with a musical tone* Cieling! Cieling!
Kat: MEEEE!
Me: *giggle* *saying with a musical tone* Cieling! Cieling!
Kat: MEEEEEEEEE!
Me: Katherine recently slept over at my house, and she's still trying to eat my camera, and, and...
Kat: And we made a billion new Rapos!
Me: Yes we did!
Kat: And we made Jonny Wentz and we made MEEEEE! Me!
Me: Yes, and I seriously worry about Katherine because she's practically invincible. And she had an argument with Callius and she nearly got killed by a Gigabax. And she hit Uxie! And Uxie tried to erase her memory and nothing happened...
Kat: I, DON'T, FEEL, PAIN, PEOPLE! *clicks her fingers many times*
Me: ...Katherine's suddenly gone all 'street' on me... What's going on!?
Ethan: MY CAMERA!
Me: Get off my camera! You'll RUIN EVERYTHING!
Credits...

End. Lol. Hope you enjoyed! Sorry, not as funny when you can't see what's actually happening.