How Team Galactic got their Pokemon

IN YO FACE, PULSETHEHEDGEHOG! I CAN BE BORED, TOO!

*static*

Saturn: *walking through the great marsh* *sigh* This is going to take forever...I want something awesome! *finds a Lugia* Boring!
Lugia: GRAAAAAWR!
Saturn: *throws mud*
Lugia: *runs away*
Saturn: *sigh* Huh?
Toxicroak: CRAAAAOOOOK!
Saturn: Awesome!

*static*

Mars: I wonder what kind of Pokemon I will find...Maybe I can find a beutiful Pokemon that will knock Jupiter's amazingly affordable yet stylish boots off!
Purugly: PRRRROWRG!
Mars: OH MY GOSH! SO CUTE!

*static*

Jupiter: I want a good Pokemon. One that's pretty, and nice...
Skuntank: *farts at Jupiter*
Jupiter: Yuck! That stink! Urgh! *throws Pokeball*
CATCH!
Jupiter: Yay. =3

*static*

Cyrus: *sitting at the edge of a lake* Fishing takes ages. ¬_¬
*finds a Gyarados*
Cyrus: Yes!
Garados: *eats Cyrus*

*static*

HAHAHA! IN YOUR FACE, PULSE! I might add more later. =P