Xtreme Kirby Randomness

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Meta: *walks over to Kirby* Do you have any cookies?
Kirby: *takes out a cookie* Yup.
Meta: ...How much?
Kirby: Wun.
Meta: Damn. Do you know anyone who has MORE cookies?
Kirby: *points at tree*
Meta: Tree, give me your cookies!
Tree: But I like my cookies!
Meta: GIMME 'EM!
Tree: NO! *gets up and runs off*

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Meta: Give me your COOKIES!
Mecha: . ______ .

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Meta: With those tiny arms you cannot touch me!
Kirby: Hell yeah I can! *runs over to and pokes*
Meta: NO! I HAVE BEEN SLAIN! *falls over and dies*

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Mecha: EXTREME FROG THROWING! *lobs frog*
Frog: Ribbit. *hits Meta in the face*

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Kirby: Poyo pah pah po!
Meta: ..........Wut?

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Tuff: Hey Meta Knight! How's it goin'?
Meta: Very badly! *runs off*
Tuff: Very...Badly...?

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Lie Detector: Did you eat this blade of grass?
Mecha: ....No...
Lie Detector: Well that's obviousley a lie.
Meta: -_- *facepalms*

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Kirby: *walking around in circles*
Meta: Um...Kirby? Should we not be learning the Sword Beam?
Kirby: Poyo.
Meta: Yes! We shall change the subject! Tell me, Kirby, how do I master this 'Poyo' techniche?

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Mecha: *snore...*
Meta: *kicks Mecha*
Mecha: *snore...*
Meta: *kick* *kick* *KICK*
Mecha: Ow. *gets up*
Meta: *kicks*
Mecha: *trip* *fall* *die*
Meta: Oops.

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