Oh, wonderful joy happiness death!

"Holly, later we're going to have a talk."
"Talk as in?" "A talk in the kitchen."
"Talk as iiinnn?"
"Your ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT."
"Talk as in, not let me explain how I act, or talk as in, talk to me, ground me, and then tell me how I supposedly need to act?"
"Just a talk."

Now tell me. Does that sound like the average mother? Yes. It does.
Thats what my mum just told me. Moar like the conversation we just had.
It seems like all week she's been badgering me, bugging me, and letting her frustration on me. examples:

-Ive done her housework ALL WEEK. And mine.
-She's grounded me for reasons I don't know
-She keeps saying I'm "trying to be in a bad mood"

Im sure as hell in a bad mood. She keeps describing it as "cute". What the hell does that even mean? I'm positive bad moods/anger/frustration is NOT cute. Or trying to be. Whatever.
Oh. She tells me the MOST OBVIOUS things.
"There's so much debris here!"
"Its really foggy this morning."
"Its COLD out!" (note: she bundles up in the cold mornings, I can walk outside in a jacket, t-shirt and jeans and be warm enough not to complain)

I'm in a fracking bad mood because of HER. I don't know WHAT I did to make her angry with me. All I ask is that she lets Carson spend the night with me tomorrow, I get my contacts (Appointment moved to tomorrow), and that she leave me alone to the best of her extent. Honestly. >_< Is it too much to ask?!