Things That Annoy Me
Blog Entry: Things That Annoy Me
Blog Entry: Things That Annoy Me
Posted by: DeathNoteSurvivor
Posted: May 12, 2008, 3:20:43 PM
Updated: February 22, 2009, 8:54:35 PM
Mood: Do you care?
Eating: Cheetos >.>
Drinking: Holy crap I didn't know I was drinking!
Currently: Ha....funny
Listening To: Who the Hell knows?
Posted: May 12, 2008, 3:20:43 PM
Updated: February 22, 2009, 8:54:35 PM
Mood: Do you care?
Eating: Cheetos >.>
Drinking: Holy crap I didn't know I was drinking!
Currently: Ha....funny
Listening To: Who the Hell knows?
1. When you're buying shoes and you ask for, I dunno, say a size 12 (Big feet XP). This idiot goes into the back and comes back out asking if a size 8 1/2 works. NO, IT DOESN'T. You, sir, are retarded.
2. People who ask you if you remember an event you weren't present for. No dumbass, I don't! And then they think describing it will help you remember. I wasn't there Einstein!
3. The people who assign serving sizes on snacks. Take Fig Newtons for example. You look at the nutrition facts and they look good, but wait! The serving size is 2 cookies. Who the hell stops after 2? Anorexics, that's who. The Fig Newton Company is trying to turn everyone anorexic.
4. Mini M&M's. Who the hell is out there complaining about the size of standard M&M's? They should be shot.
5. The phrase "Liar, liar, pants on fire". Do my trousers appear inflamed? I submit that they do not. Look who's lying now!
6. People who use big words without having a clue what they mean. It's very bombastic of them. Do I know what that means? Yes, do you?!
7. When you know something but forget it as soon as you need to know it. Damn mental capabilities...or lack thereof.
8. Computers. Plain and simple. Anything designed to do multiple things doesn't do any of them well.
9. Ordering a Coke at a restaurant and the waiter or waitress saying "Is Pepsi okay?". Hmm...if Pepsi was okay, don't you think I would have, I dunno, ORDERED IT? Get me a Coke dumbass. Go to the freakin' store and buy one.
10. Ordering a sweet tea and hearing "Well the tea is unsweet, but there's sugar on the table". I am not going to pour that crap into my beverage. It turns it into a freakin' snow globe.
11. The phrase "2 wrongs don't make a right". Well neither does 1 wrong. With 2 wrongs, at least I feel better about the whole deal.
12. People who misuse the word "literally". Like when people say "I literally died". Huh. You would think you would have stopped walking around, wouldn't you?
13. Those sound commercials at the movie theatre. The ones asking you to keep quiet by deafening you? Yea, those ones. Can you say hypocritical?
14. Old people who sneeze into a handkerchief. But only after making the most obnoxious noises possible. Then they LOOK AT IT, then fold it up and put it in their purse or pocket. What the hell are they saving it for?
15. Those little kids at restaurants who look over the back of the booth. Actually, I don't mind them. They don't know better. It's the freakin' parents who don't tell them to sit back down.
16. The Rolling Stones. Don't get me wrong, awesome music. But how many freaking Farewell Tours can you have? The only thing you can count on as often is Dick Cheney having a heart attack. How the hell is he still alive anyway?
17. Self-help groups. How on Earth do you help yourself by YOURSELF if you're in a group?
18. People who say they love music. Okay, that's cool. Wait, you don't like rap, country, metal, screamo, ska, pop, or techno? Hm...see anything wrong with that?
19. Yanno those cups on the desk with a bunch of pens and pencils in it? When people pick one up, try it, and discover it doesn't work. So they throw it away, right? Wrong. They put it BACK in the cup. It didn't work this time, and I'm guessing it won't work next time. Thanks for playing. Moron.
20. They. They won't like it. They make the rules. They say that it's bad for you. Who the HELL is They??? Please, someone tell me.
Anyone that agrees with most of these please leave a comment on my profile so I know I'm not alone on this.
Thanks,
~J.T.
2. People who ask you if you remember an event you weren't present for. No dumbass, I don't! And then they think describing it will help you remember. I wasn't there Einstein!
3. The people who assign serving sizes on snacks. Take Fig Newtons for example. You look at the nutrition facts and they look good, but wait! The serving size is 2 cookies. Who the hell stops after 2? Anorexics, that's who. The Fig Newton Company is trying to turn everyone anorexic.
4. Mini M&M's. Who the hell is out there complaining about the size of standard M&M's? They should be shot.
5. The phrase "Liar, liar, pants on fire". Do my trousers appear inflamed? I submit that they do not. Look who's lying now!
6. People who use big words without having a clue what they mean. It's very bombastic of them. Do I know what that means? Yes, do you?!
7. When you know something but forget it as soon as you need to know it. Damn mental capabilities...or lack thereof.
8. Computers. Plain and simple. Anything designed to do multiple things doesn't do any of them well.
9. Ordering a Coke at a restaurant and the waiter or waitress saying "Is Pepsi okay?". Hmm...if Pepsi was okay, don't you think I would have, I dunno, ORDERED IT? Get me a Coke dumbass. Go to the freakin' store and buy one.
10. Ordering a sweet tea and hearing "Well the tea is unsweet, but there's sugar on the table". I am not going to pour that crap into my beverage. It turns it into a freakin' snow globe.
11. The phrase "2 wrongs don't make a right". Well neither does 1 wrong. With 2 wrongs, at least I feel better about the whole deal.
12. People who misuse the word "literally". Like when people say "I literally died". Huh. You would think you would have stopped walking around, wouldn't you?
13. Those sound commercials at the movie theatre. The ones asking you to keep quiet by deafening you? Yea, those ones. Can you say hypocritical?
14. Old people who sneeze into a handkerchief. But only after making the most obnoxious noises possible. Then they LOOK AT IT, then fold it up and put it in their purse or pocket. What the hell are they saving it for?
15. Those little kids at restaurants who look over the back of the booth. Actually, I don't mind them. They don't know better. It's the freakin' parents who don't tell them to sit back down.
16. The Rolling Stones. Don't get me wrong, awesome music. But how many freaking Farewell Tours can you have? The only thing you can count on as often is Dick Cheney having a heart attack. How the hell is he still alive anyway?
17. Self-help groups. How on Earth do you help yourself by YOURSELF if you're in a group?
18. People who say they love music. Okay, that's cool. Wait, you don't like rap, country, metal, screamo, ska, pop, or techno? Hm...see anything wrong with that?
19. Yanno those cups on the desk with a bunch of pens and pencils in it? When people pick one up, try it, and discover it doesn't work. So they throw it away, right? Wrong. They put it BACK in the cup. It didn't work this time, and I'm guessing it won't work next time. Thanks for playing. Moron.
20. They. They won't like it. They make the rules. They say that it's bad for you. Who the HELL is They??? Please, someone tell me.
Anyone that agrees with most of these please leave a comment on my profile so I know I'm not alone on this.
Thanks,
~J.T.