Neverending Story
Blog Entry: Neverending Story
Blog Entry: Neverending Story
Posted by: DemonicFury
Posted: July 20, 2009, 12:21:00 AM
Mood: Humor
Currently: Reading Encyclopedia Dramatica articles
Posted: July 20, 2009, 12:21:00 AM
Mood: Humor
Currently: Reading Encyclopedia Dramatica articles
I just watched The Neverending Story for the first time in years. It's an okay movie but I really just watched it to make fun of the characters' idiocy.
"Atreyu, keep moving! God, stop stopping! You're never gonna get done at this rate!" -Me as Atreyu stops for the millionth time
"Oh, no, Nothing's coming! Flee the nothing! Flee!" -Me as the Nothing(they're called storm clouds, stupid) rolls in
"Oh, Atreyu.... That feels so good...." Falkor the Pedodragon as Atreyu scratches behind his ear(listen to the scene without watching it, or while watching it; it doesn't matter, as he's still a creepy Pedodragon)
For anyone who cares, my favorite character is Gmork, the big, black wolf-panther thing that tries to kill Atreyu the underaged, retarded, gay, girly-boy(look at Atreyu; his shirt opens more and more as the movie progresses and he looks like a girl from the start).
"Atreyu, keep moving! God, stop stopping! You're never gonna get done at this rate!" -Me as Atreyu stops for the millionth time
"Oh, no, Nothing's coming! Flee the nothing! Flee!" -Me as the Nothing(they're called storm clouds, stupid) rolls in
"Oh, Atreyu.... That feels so good...." Falkor the Pedodragon as Atreyu scratches behind his ear(listen to the scene without watching it, or while watching it; it doesn't matter, as he's still a creepy Pedodragon)
For anyone who cares, my favorite character is Gmork, the big, black wolf-panther thing that tries to kill Atreyu the underaged, retarded, gay, girly-boy(look at Atreyu; his shirt opens more and more as the movie progresses and he looks like a girl from the start).