Funny Stuffs
Blog Entry: Funny Stuffs
Blog Entry: Funny Stuffs
*So Gandalf was all YOU SHALL NOT PASS! And we're all like, OMG!
*That which does not kill me........had better run really fast
*I'll kill you so hard you will die to death
*Mythbusters: If you don't get it right the first time, blow it up
*When life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
*I'm not short, I'm a hobbit
*pardon me while I burst into song
*The next person who says "that's what she said" will die a slow and painful death
*I don't have ADHD I just do you like waffles?
*Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one
*God made us best friends because he knew out moms couldn't handle us as sisters
*It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces
*I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick
*If you don't stand for something you'll fall for everything
*Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so would 90 lbs of carrots
*I'm dead serious. I have a song for everything...
*Warning, do not dance on bacon
*Sometimes I get random laugh attacks
*Caution: water on road during rain
*I don't need to get a life. I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives
*Glomp- Verb, not sexual. The act of one lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug
*Paddle faster, I hear banjos
*Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
*A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you almost kill them
*If you trip me when the zombies attack I will drag you down with me
*Dork is my way of saying I love you
*I ruined an emo kid's day....I made him laugh
*I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder
*levels of insanity 1. talking to self 2. argue with self 3. looses argument with self 4. no longer speaking to self
*I routinely look in closets for Narnia
*I don't trip, chairs jump out and attack me
*That which does not kill me........had better run really fast
*I'll kill you so hard you will die to death
*Mythbusters: If you don't get it right the first time, blow it up
*When life gives you lemons, you throw them at mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
*I'm not short, I'm a hobbit
*pardon me while I burst into song
*The next person who says "that's what she said" will die a slow and painful death
*I don't have ADHD I just do you like waffles?
*Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one
*God made us best friends because he knew out moms couldn't handle us as sisters
*It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces
*I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick
*If you don't stand for something you'll fall for everything
*Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so would 90 lbs of carrots
*I'm dead serious. I have a song for everything...
*Warning, do not dance on bacon
*Sometimes I get random laugh attacks
*Caution: water on road during rain
*I don't need to get a life. I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives
*Glomp- Verb, not sexual. The act of one lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug
*Paddle faster, I hear banjos
*Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
*A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you almost kill them
*If you trip me when the zombies attack I will drag you down with me
*Dork is my way of saying I love you
*I ruined an emo kid's day....I made him laugh
*I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder
*levels of insanity 1. talking to self 2. argue with self 3. looses argument with self 4. no longer speaking to self
*I routinely look in closets for Narnia
*I don't trip, chairs jump out and attack me