Fargmaster

Stop telling people what to do.

lol y r yew suat? meh g33t t3hr hawt seckzn3ss!

u can think alot of different things bout that...

o wait. u cant lol

24\1\07 News flash!!! opps Joan Rivers ate your baby go back to start

--- thats a day bafore i turned 14 lol :D

hey i just uploaded the nust and t3h furzzt chapetr of free vacation! check it out loooooool

hehe...swedish?? ye it`s kinda boring...-__-'

hyah!! XD
how are you my friend?? =3

Hejjj!!! ^_^ Katotko muuten Fullmetal Alchemistia subilta, vai ootko warettanu kaikki jaksot? Huomasin vaan et sulla on FMA-kuvia suosikeissasi...

hyah ^^
i`m good thanks ^^
you?

ok i see ^w^
sure we can be friends ^--^
waii!! new friend ^^

you`we been better?? you okay??
i`m great ^-^

^-^
your welcome ^^
so.. how are you??

you have alot of funny motos XD lol...

lol....=3

Hello^^ Tis I, the former DarkUnicorn ^.^ (The one who drew all the nazis lol) i got a new account cuz my last one was poo on toast lol ^.^ Anyway I hope to hear from you soon^^

well your really wellcome *sweetly smiles*

well i wish you a happy bd ok *smile*

and how are you?

hello

im fine u

hi

Here's the spoiler 2 mu upcoming story:

WARNING! The following story may contain swearing, low violence, and even a little of sexual content. That’s why wiewers under the age of 13 should not be reading this.

No I’m just kidding kid, have fun reading this piece of crap!

A Free Vacation


Boys:

Alex The Fox (14y) : The leader person of The Maniac Crew (which includes Alex, Eddy and Andy). He’s the master of computers. He can hack himself into any file in the world. Yes, he did once go check out what Andy had in his personal files. Children might be reading this tho, so I won’t tell you what there was.

Eddy The Wolf (14y) : So called hustler and tactical person in the Maniac Crew. Not many people get the way he speaks (Especially when every second word that comes out of his sharp mouth is “Heard?” or “Dawg!”). He also likes to think about the society and where the hell the world is going to.

Andy The Hedgehog (13y): A Rockin and Rollin guy, literally. He Rolls straight through rocks. He’s the fist of The Maniac Crew. He might sometimes be a little perverted, but after all, he’s the one of the boys with a touch of girls.

Girls:

Gem The Fox (13y) : A turqouise-fur fox girl, who kinda has a crush on Alex. She is good at giving crap to people who give crap to her. That’s why Eddy and she always get to wordfights together.

Dama The Wolf (14y) : Eddy’s secret crush. A punkrockgirl with some attitude. She is a rebel who hates cheerleaders. Everytime she hears Britney Spears -music from the radio she freaks out. That’s what Eddy likes in her. J

Voice The Hedgehog (15y) : Andy’s girlfriend. A heavy rocker,who can be skipey when she wants to. Andy met her at the first time in a Heavy rock -festival for hedgehogs last summer. Alex tried to sneak into the concert by wearin a spiked hat, but he didn’t make it.


NOW TO THE STORY:




Maniacs and the Girls step out of the bus.

Eddy: Whoa! Look at da mounts!

Alex: I hope they have a good computer in our room cuz I don’t wanna build one from a microwave oven like a did last time.

Dama: C’mon! Get the bags and lets get our asses to the hotel!

Voice: Ok ok we’re coming! What ya waiting for Andy? The luggages too heavy?

Andy: Urgghh… ah… ouch… Guys! Eddy! Could ya at least take a couple of the bags to carry.. ?

Eddy: What them too weighty for ya?

Andy: Yes! Who do you think I am?? The power-character of The Maniac Crew???

Eddy: Duh… yeah?

Andy: Ah shoot I forgot that…

Eddy: Touché!

In the hotel

Alex: Damit! Why do all those people get in front of the door so noone will be able to get trough? That not SANE!

Dama: It’s another good reason of wearing spikes in your clothing :D

Andy&Voice: Or being a hedgehog!

Ei mitään vaikka vähän myöhään tuli vastaus juu... Eihan se toisaalta suuri vaiva ole esim. kerran viikossa tarkistaa onko kommentteja tullut, varsinkin jos on vielä se sähköpostiin tuleva ilmoitus kommenteista :D

-----*RANDOMNESS*-----

i like boobies.
they make me feel important.


He kisses his biceps and says with a Arnold Schwartznegger Acxent:
"Oh please dont fight daddy love you both!"


DaWolff - Dude, where's my "Made in Taiwan" -Different Pair Socks?

Barney - NOT IN MY TUMMY!!!! LOL i dont know where your "Made in Taiwan" -Different Pair Socks are.

DaWolff - I wonder where my "Made in Taiwan" -Different Pair Socks are?

Suddendly Housemaster Pops Out of Fargmaster's Anushole.

FargMaster - MY BABY!!!11

Housemaster - W4ZZX4AA4BHPZ!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!11111!!1!!111one!!!11!1!
Y duzx mi 1SZSZ liuk likk4a t3H "M8 nn T1WI4N" -D1fFl533nddgh P41I5 zxux!!

Then DaWolff picks Housemaster's eyes out and puts them in his feet.

Fargmaster - NOOo!!! My sweet baby! *starts eating Housemaster's head, cuz it's toast u know"

Wheeeeeeeee

Now, my friend, its the time to RECLAIM the F A C to Farg&DaWo, And then MAINTAIN it to Farg&DaWo!!!! We shall make the coolest and randomnest and simply faggostestest art this gallery has ever seen!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA444!!!

Here, I'll go get some tape *runs* Whhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *slips and falls back in the water* Damn it, can it frickn get any worse?! *gets eaten by a sea snail*

Huomasin että olit kommentoinu mun tarinaa! Kiitos paljon, yleensä tarinoilla ei paljoa kommentteja keräillä... :D

Pitkästä aikaa!!! Kiitos kommentista! :D Alatko taas pistellä kuvia tänne kun koulu alkaa?

IT WHAT!?! *grabs a spear and charges in the ocean* COME BACK HERE WITH THAT LEG, YOU SON OF A --- * 50 foot jellyfish appears* ohhh,...shoot,. where's SpongeBob when ya need em?!

Hey!! *hugs* Glad to hear that you're back!! So, how was it? Hope no one got eatten by a jellyfish....=D

FAKE FRIEND'S: never ask for food.
REAL FRIEND'S: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIEND'S: call you parent's Mr/Mr.s
REAL FRIEND'S: call your parent's Mom/Dad

FAKE FRIEND'S: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong
REAL FRIEND'S: wouldsit next to you sayin "Dang...We fricked up.....But crap that was fun"

FAKE FRIEND'S:Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIEND'S:Cry with you.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Borrow your stuff for a few day's then give it back.
REAL FRIEND'S:Keep your crap so long they forget it's your's

FAKE FRIEND'S:Know a few thing's about you.
REAL FRIEND'S:Could write a book about you with direct quote's from you.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd was doing.
REAL FRIEND'S:Will kick the whole crowd's @$$ that left you.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIEND'S:Would come right in and say:"IAM HOME!"

FAKE FRIEND'S:Are for awhile.
REAL FRIEND'S:Are forever.

FAKE FRIEND'S:Will take your drink away when they think you've had enought.
REAL FRIEND'S:Will look at you stubling around and say:"drink the rest we don't want to waste crap"

FAKE FRIEND'S:Will talk crap to the person who talked crap about you.
REAL FRIEND'S:Would knock them the frick out

FAKE FRIEND'S:Would ingnore this.
REAL FRIEND'S:Will send this to all there real friend's and hope to get it back.

--- Fo' the guy who has been my best friend fo' ova FIVE years now. YOU HEAR ME?? FIVE YEARS! :DDDD


where have you been a while btw?

man! what do you think should i start drawing NC-17 sonic stuff?

Your funny! When I was looking at the Sonic things you was all "OMG" it was funny. (I was there cause Tails look so retared) What you said was funny XD

Kiitokset kommenteista! Ja suosikkeihin lisäyksestä... :D

No joo, ei ole sua näkyny vähään aikaan... Mut sitäkin enemmän kiitos kommentista!!

cool ill put u under my favs 2

thanx 4 d comment

LUV YO DRAWINS man dey cool

Oh, it's called " A midd summer night's beam 2". If you still can't find it, go to edit profile on yours, and on your content prefrences change everything to explict. Link told me that trick when I couldn't find mine either!! Tehe, see ya lada!!

Hey Farg!! Chap 3 is UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! ^^

I love horror in both games and movies. ^_^
So it sounds pretty intresting, I feel like checking this game out now.

IT'S UP!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! CHAP 2!!!

Weeeeee!! Okay!! =D Look out for chap two in Midd Summer Night's beam 2!!

Sorry, but you're an idiot. Stop commenting on people saying that their dumbasses because they draw hentai and that they should stop is dumb. It clearly states that it's hentai, and you're only looking because you like it, so if you have any brains, stop your crap replying.

You have been sent some love! ^^

Hiya, Fargy! *hugs* I just came to wish a happy life for you! Take great care of yourself,I hope to talk to you soon! ^^

-ash

Yo, bro! Wazzzap? (haha, losa language)

Watch up? Ya havin' a vacation somewhere since ya havn't been online awhile or domethin'???

THEY CALL THIS FREE WORLD BUT I CALL IT A CAGE, GODDAMNIT!

Yea!!!! Just finished KB'S R!!! Starting on the char story and wanted to know if ya had one that you'd want in it!! See ya lada!!

y stop???????????????????????????????

hi,fargy-chan! ^^

i`m sorry to bother you, but one of my fave artists posted a new pic,and i was trying to help get comments. well, here`s the link, i hope you comment! ^^

http://www.fanart-central.net/pic-434442.html

Hey!! That's awesome!! (sigh) We only have COUNTRY concerts around here......I'd shoot my self before I went to one of those......=)

Tehe!! Glad ya liked it!! Also, chapter 2's up!! 20 more lines!!

Hey!! Got a new story up called "20 lines you'll never hear from Sonic"!! Check it out!! =)

hiya, Fargy! ^__^ *glomps*

so how are you today? its kinda sad not having you around much! but oh well,i`ll see you again! ^__^

tarlrawks stop dobule posting.. and don,t think that your cool you us tecno talk well so do i but i don,t use in every post so stop at it...

wut?

wut?

Hey!! I'll be starting on a char story after I'm done with King Boo's Revenge. Just wanted to know if ya wanted one in it. Or you can sit back, relax, and laugh your @$$ off readin it after it's done!! Tehe!! I haven't done a Comedy in a long time so I figured, why not now, ya know? =) Anyway, catch ya lada!!

i made a sprite of you, Alex! Check it out,PLEEEEEEAAASE!!

Hey Farg!! Hey, Leviathin's asked me to ask people to check out chap 2 in Trinity of Water. If you're not to good with yaori (yipes!! my spelling!) and sex stories, you might want to skip down to the bottom where the red and blue writing is. This last part really means alot to him that people read and comment on. It's based on something that happened to him when he was around 17. It kinda made me tear up after I was done. It would mean alot to him if you could check it out. Thanx. =)

oh cool i,l check them out yah i know that Sydmarie or whetever her name was yah she gets pissed for some fracking crtic god can,t take critic and goes bolwing around screaming bam him ban him he called my sotry carp! (sigh) btw nice to see ya alos ;)

Hey!! Haven't heard from ya in a while!!! =) Whaz up?=) Hey , by the way, I've got some news stories and pics out, if ya wanted to check them out. Also what the frack is wrong with this Syd-what's her face?! What's her freakn problem? I got pissed when I saw the comments on DaWolff's profile and wrote her a little chill the frick out comment. Then she fricken blows up on my profile saying all this shoot about how she already apologized and all this shoot. I don't by it but in an effort to calm her down, I frickn typed out a okay whatever comment. Geez, why the hell do people flame people just for the hell of it? *sighs* Anyway, glad to hear from ya again Farg!! See ya lada!! =)

what did DaWolff say just then?? (*blinks*)

Um,hey Alex, would you like to join a roleplay? Check out my section if you`re interested! ^_^

jee mä elän whee muuten pirrsin taas yhden sarjakuvan tuon huomenna kouluun se on taas niitä komedia juttuja xboxoraxo wtf is a xboxoraxo? lol XD

kyllähän mä voin vähän jelppii:D pitää men syömään, en mä sua hakkaa ^__^

penguins? sexy?now i`ve heard EVERYTHING...what,next you`ll tell me Eddin likes me? (*ooh, but I would love that!*) ;D

sexy ok... O_O pinguins sexy.. uuuu i like that i like that alot (grins)..

mwhahaha i will draw a pic of yo sonic character and get it busted i mean posted mwhahahaha probaply today thingies phingies i like pinguins they are sexy.

Moro taas. Huomasin just et olet lisänny mun kuvia suosikkeihisi. Kiitos siitä! Arvostan sitä tosi paljon. En ole meinaan kauheen tunnettu täällä, ainakaan vielä. Joten ei kauheen usein mun kuvia lisäillä suosikeihin... Kiitos vielä kerran :)

oh wow,thanks for adding me and my drawing to faves ^_^

that means a LOT to me! ^_^

ooo... not sick. just on a holiday in a friggin' spa nearby... Flight the Wolf is twice cuz i... well... i dunno, i just suck. or not. or do. fogad.

HEY COOL PIC YA GOT IN YO PROFILE! teehee it's Gem, isn't it??

Suomi pieksee!! Ookko muuten lähettämässä uusia kuvia pian??

oh,yeah,my name`s Nico,I`m an echidna,i need friends -_-

i drew myself,if you look......

awwwwwwww,that`s sweet! (*Nico giggles*) K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

aw,i`m sorry.....but Ya know,its fanfic,riiiiiiiiight? so you could hook ^ with her easily,riiiiiiight?

noo!!!!

YES IT IS TRUE!!! I KNOW IT IS!!! singing: "Alex and Gem sitting in the tree kissing..." tee hee

Hey, Thax for readin my story!! *hugs* I'm so happy that everyone liked it!! SonAmy forever!! Tehe!!! See ya lada!!

yes. i don't actually have lot of friends, but all my friends are the best friend a man can have! AND U ARE THE BEST ONE OF THEM :D

thanxs i,l send two more pics but i,m having porblems whit the scanner :(

Hi! I like your profile pic. I fell asleep to Slipnot once, lol. It was almost like white noise to me or something. They're still cool though. Nice pic you have up!

Blue Fairy

not yet cause everytime i scan a pic it says its too lagre so it won,t let it scan if it won,t let me scan them then i,l send em by my camera but i,m still trying to send em ^^

Hi there! Thank you for the comments!
I look forward to seeing your work (do you know when it will be up?)

Hey thanx for the comment! =) The next chapter will be up soon!

othing trying to send a pic buts its too large damnit!

sup pal?

thanxs ^^

Yo. I like your display pic-thingie. ^^