I'm Gonna Be An aunt... ._____.;;

*puts crack away and throws out a few empty beer bottles, then comes to the computer and types what I just did*


I was totally just gonna write an angsty, depressed journal.

But, um I got a phone call from my brother.

I'm gonna be an aunt.

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*bangs head*

He doesn't have a job, he lives in my friend's basement, he's like 22 now, a magician, and he spends all day either following my Konan-cosplayer friend around or playing YGO cards or Pokemon or some shoot like that.

And now Konan-cosplayer friend is carrying his baby.

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I don't get it.

I just don't get it.

*shakes head*

I was soooooooooooooo sure he'd be a virgin for life. D:

*lost bet*

Stupid Jack.

Sex isn't for you.

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