KishKash339

Hello all. Yes I made a new account. I am originally FireBringer but I made a new account coz well...I kinda got bored. Don't worry, I may still be posting...MAY!

Anywayz, for those of you who haven't seen my other profile, here's the info.

Name: Duckie...if you're really that curious :P
Age: 13 in 1 month
Gender: female...DUH!! YES I HAVE A frackING VAGINA!
Star sign: Scorpio
Chinese zodiac: Rooster
Eye Colour: brown-green
Hair: Brown with red and blonde streaks
Nationality: Australian

Favourite Bands/Artists:

- David Bowie <3
- The Cure!
- Siouxsie and the Banshees
- Cousteau
- Coldplay
- Basement Jaxx
- Jamie Cullum
- The Smashing Pumpkins
- t.A.T.u
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- The Rolling Stones
- The Kooks
- Vanessa Paradis
- Ottmar Liebert
- Gorillaz
- Lifehouse
- Interpol
- Jack Johnson


I don't think I'll tell you all my favourite movies because there's too many of them...but if you must know, I'm a HUGGGEEE fan of Johnny Depp, so mainly all his movies :P

Anyway...
The Philosophical Quoting For The Unintelligent Mind

Please have a blade, please do! it's so delectable and so darn good lookin' ~Johnny Depp, Willy Wonka.

It's a shame about raisins ~ Johnny Depp, Sam from Benny and Joon.

GIVE IT TO ME! *smashes computer* ~Me.

Ichabod: YOU have moved the body?
Some Random: I did.
Ichabod: You must NEVER move the body!
Some Random: Why not?
Ichabod: ...because. ~ Johnny Depp, Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow.

Mrs Beaureguarde: Hair cream? What's that for?
Willy Wonka: To lock in moisture *pushes bob up and down* ~Johnny Depp, Willy Wonka.

PIPOO PIPOO! ~ Mr Della, my teacher.

*Bashes into elevator*...Gotta watch where i park that thing ~ Once again, Willy Wonka.

Gemma: What are you doing?
Me: I don't know.
Gemma: Exactly! ~ Me and my friend Gemma.

Ivana Tinkle! ~ Me during class time and the teacher heard and we all cracked up laughing n yeh :P.

*In girlish voice* OKAY! ~ Willy Wonka.

Omg, i'm battling a FLYING CHICKEN! ~ Me

I ran into my door again! *big smile* ~ My friend Ruby.

Does Mr Chinese man want a coooooookiiiiiee? ~ Me

STOP BLOWIN' 'OLES IN MY SHIP! ~ Jack Sparrow, POTC.

*In Indian accent* BOMBS ONLY ONE DOLLAR! ~ Me.

I like triangles! Me.

Uhh guys? this is NOT working! Me.

Nyahahaha ~ Ruby

I only go for the big news. Woman's Bra bursts. 11 injured...that kinda thing. ~ JOHNNY DEPP!

(In Spanish) And the world will be ruled by three headed monkeys with green jumpsuits on. ~ Me

We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams. ~ Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka.

You make me wanna hit you! ~ Ruby.

Stupid little girl. ~ Pearl.

Pearl: I like Murdoc Niccals from the Gorillaz...
Me: *does happy dance* so proud of her legs...GO HER LEGS AND WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!!?! ~ Pearl and I

The best prize is a sur-prize HAHAHAHHA! ~ Willy Wonka

A flair gun in your locker hahahahahha ~ Gemma

Me: Why do you like country music?
Dad: Because it's simple and melodious.
Long Silence...
Me: Well i grew up normally! ~ Me and my dad

Must you speak when you have nothing to say? ~ Horatio Hornblower (AKA Ioan Gruffudd)...I LUV HIM!

One of my favourite Billy Crystal quotes from the Oscars; "There goes Johnny Depp, the sexiest man in the world. Did I say that out loud??"

Not the puppy, don't hurt the puppy...knock him out first then hurt the puppy. ~ Gemma, on the subject of Secret Window...LMAO.

I would never marry you!..i mean... ~ Victor Van Dort, The Corpse Bride, Johnny Depp :P.

I ask him if he wants more children. "Oh yes. I'm pretty good at it," he says twinkling. "They make me happy. Simple fun things. Me and my son zooming around in little cars or my absurd stories about Barbie dolls getting obsessed with peanut butter. And, of course, work keeps me happy." ~ In an interview with Johnny Depp with some random...haha barbie dolls getting obsessed with peanut butter hahahahaha

Me: HAPPY HANUKKA!
Naomi: Okay. ~ Me and my friend Naomi

*pokes victor in the eye* omg...*pokes more* UR EYEBALLS ARE SQUISHY! THEYRE SO -- *eyeball pops out and rolls on the floor*...oops ~ Me, poking Victor Van Dort's eye out =P.

Every great writer begins his book with a great story, 15 prostitutes, some cotton wool and a long striped animal. ~ Johnny Depp, Finding Neverland.

E I E I quack! ~ My dad, singing Old Macdonald's farm.

Me: Get me a brick!
Dad: What are you going to do with the brick?
Me: Throw it at her to see if she quacks. ~ Me and dad, after dad said that thing above :P.

Ruby: Why did the rooster cross the road?
Me: Coz he was stupid. ~ Me and Ruby

I like pointy things! ~ Gemma

Me: I don't care what you get me. As long as it involves Johnneh...
Pearl: They're selling Corpse Bride energy drinks... ~ Me and Pearl...she's nuts:P.

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS BOBBLEHEADS!dw...~ Once again, Pearl (TheLittleGothofDisney)

We can laugh at ourselves. That's the fun thing. We think we are so hip...and then we die. ~ Bo Derek, something i read in a magazine.

Damn fluff birds. ~ Me, on our trip, after a stupid rooster was bloody crowing all night and wouldn't shutup!

Sam turns me on ahuh, ahuh! ~ Elliott, a guy in our class...it was really funny.

I'll swallow your nose. I'll bite your nose off and swallow it. ~ Johnny Depp, on the subject of taking pictures of his children...GO HIM! R-E-S-P-E-C-T!


I hope for all of us, dwellers of this planet, to attempt to work things out first before we start lighting cars and buildings on fire and hurting other people. Let us all talk first. We have the beautiful ability to speak but we are losing the ability to understand and compromise. That’s disheartening. The only thing to do is keep moving forward and hope that we can all get it together. Well, not to sound like a hippie or a moonie but that’s how I feel.
~ And again, Johnny Depp. The other people wished for themselves this year, he wished for us. Very profound. LISTEN TO HIM PEOPLE! COMMUNICATION IS AN IMPORTANT THING!

It would be scary getting run over your favourite actor who has BIG FEET! ~ Pay again

i mean c'mon, he has this scary look in his eyes, as if he's gonna come alive &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp; stab u with a knife for breaking his leg or letting ur older brother calling him a dickhead. ~ Pearl talking about her Victor doll she got from America Oo...

I broke Victor's leg in a Chinese restaurant xD. ~ Pay.

my daddy fixed his leg...yeah, I had to carry Victor everywhere with me so he doesn't set the house of my dad's friend (where we stayed in Sans Fransisco) on fire. ~ Pearl, once again talking about her Victor doll.

Clare, can I borrow a pair of scissors? Jack is still trapped in his...packaging. ~ Pearl talking about her Jack Sparrow doll that she can't get out of its packaging coz she doesn't have any scissors XD.


Pearl: It seems my Jack doll is trying to threaten my Victor doll...Ooh rivalry!
Jack: Obviously ur the stupid one, bloody 'ell ur 10 cm taller than me &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp; u can't hurt one single fly!
Victor: Oh my goodness!
Jack: Be a man!
Victor: But...
Jack: Fight me coward!
Victor *faints*
Jack: U and ur stupid freedom!
Victor: *trembles* With this candle, I-I shall set ur rum on fire!
Jack: NOO!! ~ Pay, everything she says seems to be really funny

Omg, NATURAL HIGHNESS! *runs* ~ Me!

Omg...you're like my friend O_o. ~ Ruby

My dad's a bum &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;:(...he's telling me to go to bed! ~Me

I'm buttless! ~Ruby.

We all have a bit of chibiness in us. ~ Me

I have to find these sheets for my agro computer lady and i don't know where they are. ~ Georgia. ROFL!

Me: *looks at name on the board* Mr Southgate?
Divya: Sounds like a road.

lets go kick some @$$! you go first im too scared ~ Campbell.

A,B,C,D,E,F,G, I did not see anything *empties out mints onto hands in class* ~ Merilyn.

Dad: Hey look! She's in a trolley!
Me: She is a trolly -.-'

Campbell: *backing against wall* O_O
Me: O_O wtf?
Pearl: &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;gt;.&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lt; *throws herself against the wall* PEPSI!
Me: OMFG ROFL!
Campbell: O_O...*walks away*
Pearl: LMAO!

Amrutha: *holds up sheet of paper* WHO'S IS THIS?!
Me: IT'S NOT...it's mine xD.

Amrutha: I'm a purple dolphin.

Goodnight Karri, goodnight Karri, goodnight Karri, we need to take him home! ~ The soldiers from Four Feathers.

omg dont let them get to u, what u ahve to do is get me and i'll cheer u up with my lishp and duck noises and possibly we can go on a rampage randomly jabbing people with sticks. ~ Campbell

Me: *in British accent* Ya wanna ball up ye @$$?
Amrutha: YEAH!

I thought she was an Inca ~ Pearl

Hey, you, you're so smiley and scary, here have my credit card *throws simpson tazo* ~ Pearl

or...

Hey, you, you're such an asshole and a fag, here have my credit card *throws simpson tazo*

Yeah, YEAH, yeah, YEAH, yeaaaahhh! ~ Me and Amrutha

Harry Snotter and The Slug from Down the Toilet

pottybrains: oo dear the slug is going to kill everyone
hermione: i know just what to do
ranga: shut up slutty'mcphee
hermione: *runs to the girls toilets crying*
pottybrains: oh shoot thats where the slug is
ranga: hope it goes up her @$$

THE END ~ Campbell writing a story on Harry Potter

Mwak, mwak! ~ Me

Me: Who crawled up your @$$ and died?!
Divya: I think it was Brittany. I haven't seen her all day.
Me: O.o

i thought i just did everything then but that was there and something happened ~ Campbell.

It's like a memory from a dream. ~ Anastasia from the Anastasia cartoon movie

Pearl: OMG!
Me: WAT?!!?
Pearl: These doll makers suck! I mean...PENIS!


I'll show u a fecking Johnny sim. ~ Pearl

Our old car used to zap me...I don't think it liked me O.o ~ Me

Yashi: My mum got a new car today!
Pearl: REALLY?! What does it do?!


Campbell: NEVER! thou shalt not abbodne thy friends!
Me: what does that make you? LMAO!
Pay: Farewell, Sweet Damsel &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp; Goodnight My Prince!

You wouldn't die if your life depended on it ~ Me

Me: *sings* catch the sun...
Pearl: OW IT BURNS!

Hey Y-front...yeah you ~ Pay

*looking at a picture of Jack in POTC 1; saying to Clare* he looks like a tomato in that photo O.o ~ Me

*while in Chinese class* IS IT QI BA OR BA QI! ~ Me

my frug is heroine ~ Denise

u want a banana cause u lost the real one ~ Campbell

i put it all my details right, INCLUDING MY HOME ADDRESS, now ive accidentally bought something without knowing and its contracted and now im scared ~ Me, on accidentally commiting to buying an item on ebay O.o...IM SCREWED!

If you breathe you're alive ~ Merilyn

Something is biting my butt ~ Merilyn

It was just an innocent honky-nut tree, but when trees turn bad they turn really bad until they get to the point where they try to kill people with their branches by crushing them ~ Campbell

Denise: just....LOOKIE IN MA BOOKIE..I HAV A LIL COOKIE
Me: THAT DOGGIE SAID A WOOFIE MY HOMIE

Mr Sutton, our maths teacher: ookk...RIIIGGHHTT
Georgia: LEFT!

Mr Holyoake, our science teacher: which part of the eye isn't really part of it? the cornia, the iris or the pupil?
Sara: The pupil because it's just a hole
Mr H: that's right.
Me: EWWWW! I HAVE A HOLE IN MY EYE!

I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt, AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!!! ~ Jack Spa-- I mean Captain Jack Sparrow

Persuade me... ~ Captain Jack

LOOK! *shoots monkey* AN UNDEAD MONKEY! TOP THAT! ~ Captain Jack

OH! OH THE HEAT!! *faints...opens one eye and men are still fighting; throws rocks at them* ~ Elizabeth Swann

*sarcastically* Let's just PULL OUT OUR SWORDS and start BANGING AWAY AT EACH OTHER!!*huffs* ~ Elizabeth Swann

Eunuchie...snip snip ~ Captain Jack

Why is the rum always gone?! ~ Captain Jack

Where's the thump thump... ~ Captain Jack

Elizabeth: I'm here to find the man I love
Jack: *obviously suprised* I'm deeply flattered son but my first and only love is the sea O_O *gestures to Gibbs to get him removed*
Elizabeth: meaning William Turner.
Jack: *shocked, turns around* Elizabeth O_O *looks her up and down; says to Gibbs* Hide the rum. You know those clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin *smirks*
Elizabeth: Jack!

I can't talk, I'm supposed to be a mantle! ~ Stephanie

I think the bin's stalking me. ~ Sarah

Is it glue? ~ Campbell

Hey look! There's the floor! ~ Steph

Can I get an I.O.U on that? ~ Heather

Hahahahahaha he's gonna die hahahahahhaa ~ Heather

NAKED TIME ~ Dumbledore, Potter Puppet Pals (please, see this site, it's CLASSIC)

Follow the butterflies, follow the butterflies, WHEEEE! ~ Ron, Potter Puppet Pals

Hermoine: I love to learn
Harry: I love magic
Ron: AND I LOVE YOU HARRY! ~ Potter Puppet Pals

BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER etc. ~ Harry and Ron

*in totally emo voice* I am Snape, the potions master ~ Severus Snape, Potter Puppet Pals.

Bother! *hits Voldy* ~ Ron, Potter Puppet Pals

Feck! TEEHEEHEE! ~ Pay

Me: BAHAHAAHAHA I like screwing with ur head
Pay: With a screw-driver?
Me: that's Mort Rainey's job