Retarded?

[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to piss off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. [!!! Once it went in my eye! XD]

[xx] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. [Gets two points]

[x] I've caught myself drooling. [:3]

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion. (aerosol can + garbage fire)

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[x] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. [:3]

[xx] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out...

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. [Nick stares w/ his mouth opened :D]

[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. [Lol. It's funny whnen that happens.]

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. [It took me two hours to do 3 2nd grade math sheets... I'm in higschool ):]

[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. {Bikes count?]

[x] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. [Nothing better to do...]

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidently break a lot of things...

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me. {I acctually use the big words, my friends are stupid]

[x] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[xx] I move my head to the side when im confused. [Everyone thinks it's either adorable or stange. Nick laughs. :D]

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. [That makes me retarded because...?]

Now multiply by what you got by 3, and you get your percentage...

72%?!