random quotes

if i were lying wouldnt my pant be on fire?
what doesnt kill us only makes us stronger.
dont piss me off im running out of places to hide the bodies!
i stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
i am the future of America. be afraid. be very afraid.
i need you like water in my lungs.
Love is the slowest form of suicide.
you hate me? its because im awesome isnt it?
you're worth more dead.
just because you can reproduce doesnt mean you should.
A woman once said a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:
a heart to love him
a diamond to marry him
a club to smash his fracking head in and
a spade to bury the bastard.
i wanna hate you so bad..but i cant.
i think my soul just threw up alittle bit.
you seem to be suffering from a rectal-cranial infarction. you have your head up your @$$!
if i wake up with marker on my face...ill stab you!
sorry i hurt your feeling i was aiming for your face!
i wasnt kicking him. i was riverdancing and he got in the way.
its a shame stupidity isnt painful.
i had this great dream about you last night! i was smashing your head against the wall. yeah it was great!
Behind this smile is a person youll never understand.
Just because i smile doesnt mean im happy because it takes one smile to cover a million tears.
i stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards i got a full house and 4 people died.
some guys say suck on it, but i say i choke on small objects.
when life gives you lemons, squeese it in someones eye and hall @$$!
you know your way into twilight when you look at your boyfriend and think "sparkle you fool, SPARKLE"
i love you is a eight letter phase but then again so is bullshoot.
either you love me or you hate but wither way you frackers still know my name!
i will never give up. i will never give in!
she asked you to love her and you laughed because yeah shes funny like that.
i dont need to get a life. im a gamer i have lots of lives!
you look like you got slapped by a big bag of Wtf!