LordsLexical

Hey!

http://www.fanart-central.net/profile-VictoriaZepeda.php
Is a stupid country matters. Troll?

frack YOU AND YOUR PROPAGANDA!! D8<

Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymoooooooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!!

Get on! Get on or I'll eat and rape your babies! D8<

I'm totally cereal right now, Claymore. I'll do it. I'LL frackING DO IT, YA RAT BASTARD!!

...Sorry. Just gettin' a little emotional right now. Didn't mean that. Promise.

I love you. ;A;

YOU ASSHOLE! GET ON! GET ON! GET OOOOOOOOOONNN!!!!!!!!! *smashes a chair against a wall*

*looks down at chair rubble* I-I'm sorry.

It's just... After I got pregnant with your child, you left me. It's never been the same. I need you now, my love. *sobs*

...FINE. frack YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GETTING A GODDAMN ABORTION. frack THIS shoot!

*sighs* I can't. It's our love child. It's so precious to me. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAAAAND?!?!

*slaps you with Swedish fish* HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME AND LITTLE ARSCHLOCH HERE ALONE TO FEND FOR OURSELVES! ARSCHLOCH WON'T EVEN KNOW THAT HE HAD A DADDY!!!

I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean that. I just want your loooove~

...It's my tan, isn't it? YOU CAN'T HANDLE US NATIVES!! *runs away crying*

FICKER!! *smacks and runs away again*

lolololololohJeremylolololol~!!!

ILU, Clay-Clay. o3o
<3

how am i pervert? (iSTALKyouXD)

yep thats right im stalking u

lolz wow thats talk haha

i think that kind of art is interesting.
im actually into creative arts.
like stop motion videos... but for the art, i like drawings that are boldly colored, or black ad white sketched... but im very particular about the detail. i love detail.

just fine, thanks for asking.
so what kind of art are you into?

how are you dearie?

well i have brown hair green eyes i also like cold weather and i want to move to minasota or how ever u spell it, so that i can work with wolves lolz, and im 14 about to be 15 and......and thts it i think lolz ohhhh and im 5"3" lolz

how tall r u???

True
:/

hello. (;

XD XD HELL YES!!

YAY!!!!

YES!!! XD

yes it does.

lets go beat him with a fish

NOT SWEDISH FISH, HASI. THAT'LL KILL HIM.

THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE SWEDISH ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT.

IT MEANS I KNOW WHAT REAL SALMIAKKI TASTES LIKE.
AND I NEVER RESORTED TO IT. RACISM RESORTED TO ME! RUSSIA CAUSED IT!

FINE.
THEN I WON'T.
I'LL ADORE THEM.

SWORD FISH! XD

but wai? :O

but but

can i use a guppy too?

please? D:

i know.
he's a good kid i just see him as a friend

he does.



and not to mention he makes fun of me cause i'm atheist

yea but it was like almost 2 years ago that we broke up

he still likes me :<

lolz ur welcome so tell me about urself ^.^

yea im glad for all uguys on here ^.^

omg my ex won't leave me alone

i see

lolz a lil bit haha and creepy too ^.^'

not much ^^

lolz its very quiet lolz but i guess thats cuz it dark and im alone lolz

so how is ur morning lolz ^.^

lolz well im srry u cant sleep but glad we can talk lolz ^.^

lolz yes very lolz, wht u doin up so early??

4:30 in the morning??? wow its 8:30 pm down here XD

lolz ok so wht time is it there?

hi! ^^

where is that?

:I

Heat is never good.

louisiana wbu?

lolz eatin lolz it almost midnite haha and im just talkin to ppl lolz

so whts up ^.^

^.^

thax! ^.^

lolz ur added!!!

VERY!! XD

thats really cool i luv God!!!

Shh, be nice.
You should hate Swedish people.

WHAT.
HASI.
WHY.



shoot.

YOU'RE GERMAN, AND SWEDISH TOO?!

DAMNIT.

DAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT.













Okay.

Okayyyyy.











You're not Russian at all, right...?

You're... You're joking, right? <_<;

Please tell me you're joking...

Or Estonian....

Den: Okay, I know we don't get along or whatever, idc; but I just wanted to say-- thank you. Thank you very much.

Den: This terrorist keeps dragging me to Swedish, German, and Russian neighborhoods he used to live in to beat up foreign people there.

"This Swede pushed me into the teacher's desk in 1st grade! I have to break his arm!"
"What about the Lithuanian kid you told me about? Didn't he spill frogspawn or someshoot on you?"
"Oh, he's Lithuanian, that's okay. It's the Swedes you have to take care of! Only thing worse than Swedes are Germans and Russians!"



He does this for hours and hours and hours, and he doesn't stop, and he makes me just sit there and wait for him to be done. And it's fracking cold here. There's still fracking snow on the ground.

I don't hate you, I just...

I feel bad now.
I just feel really really bad.




Den: ...I think it works. It could be like Beauty and the Beast. Finn and the Other Countries. D:

They're not... Bad people, they're just....
Germans and Russians were always mean to me.
Swedes are just........
Swedes are weird. That's it.





Den: Scott? Scott works. Nobody hates Scotts, Claymore's a little Scott. *shrugs* Everybody but me is Scott!

Well they were mean to me since I was little and stuff and...

........

It was a little traumatizing.

I'M RACIST?! FINE.

..........Though what is it called if somebody has a very strong liking for a particular country...?


Den: Kilts are great, I wish I had a kilt. :<
All my origins seem to revolve around... Just nudity.... Too much breeze!

This... This is awful. <_____________<;

I.... I've a bad history with Swedes, Germans, and Russians....

Well, not that bad...
I have to change anyways! It's not good to hate countries I have to go to like every year, so... <_<;

Herding karibu. :I

I, um, answered about my religious issues and not the thing about retards, but it probably looked like I was talking about the... Retards and... Yeah. That's it.

whts a lexical

whtz up

I'm sorry.
:(

I hate the heat.
>>

right


been better

hi

I've been better.
But I guess I'm okay.
The weather here is hot and dry.
D:

i know D:

ok good :)
thats how it is here D:
its been a little cloudy every now and then so its not as bad but when its not its extremly hot

:D
How are you?

thats good right?
i understand.

It is quite alright.
^^

yes! :D

so how have you been?

A close friend.
and according to his online relationship, I am his brother.
^^

*hugs you again* yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i have claymore-nii-sama back! :D

Pleased to meet you as well.

You're Haseo's mate,correct?

i am so so so so so happy you're back! :D

claymore-nii-sama! *hugs* where have you bee?!?! DX

its yuuki btw

Yeah, I could tell. :3

ok good

hello.(x

byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye. (;

Um...

I accidentally uploaded my avatar as my profile picture, which isn't even showing...

Any clues on how to get rid of it, please?

Yes. Which you probably see as a little cluster of red and blue dots. Any idea on how to get rid of that without actually uploading a different picture?

Um... So what do you see?

So, any idea on how to get rid of that? <_<;;

Awwww.... Okay. That's fine. *gives you a cookie for trying*

It's alright. Don't worry about it.

just feel lonly o.0

sup

hi`

No. What makes you think that?

Oh, something else I don't like.

Finding drunk Irish people in your yard and stables at 4 AM and scaring the living heck out of your animals, after having busted the locks and fences (which let some of the animals escape because they were so freaked out).

I already took care of them and all, but what I'm really worried about are the chickens. Like almost all of them ran away.

Yeah, I know... *clings to my last two laying chickens* I also have a goose who's a good layer and she didn't run away, but she's kinda retarded...

Erityislaatuinen: *walks into my drum kit and honks her head off about it*

....Her name means "special quality". She's very exceptional.

"Jälkeenjääneisyys."

But on the bright side, her eggs are very good.

...'Cept we eat hers... *points at Erityislaatuinen*

Erityislaatuinen: *staring at my CD collection and poking the cases*

We've bred her a couple times, all her kids were pretty okay... All but this one gosling didn't know how to swim.

Well he seems perfectly fine, all except for being unable to swim. Like, he's totally perfect, but if you try to put him in the water he freaks out and starts to drown.

He's like, disabled or something, I guess.

I know... And he's not deformed or anything either, he has fine legs and webbing and all that stuff...

Probably. :<

Everybody does, and why shouldn't they?
He's that supposed waterfowl who can't swim.
Now he's like, a... Landfowl.

Let's hope so. It's starting to get embarrassing...

I HATE SAINT PATRICK'S DAY.

I used to like it but this year just ruined Saint Patrick's Day for me forever... I have so many reasons, Haseo... Read my blog....

My school's band was marching in the parade and the kid who leads was sick. And there was no way we could cancel. And me, who should have been playing the biggest drum in the back, was made the new band leader since I'm good at playing bagpipes. And they kept telling me how important this is and how I absolutely have to do this and stuff.

And they had that paper my dad signed without looking twice at it which basically says "we can do whatever the heck we want with your kid in the band if you sign this paper so do it".

*sighs* My dad will sign anything. He just asks what it's about and signs his name and that's it. If he was here I could have made him, like, write a note saying that he changed his mind or something, but he's never around... Nobody in my family is... <_<''

I wouldn't think so of your mom, from what you've told me before. <:/

Oh! And perogies. Perogies are awesome.

Um... I have a lot...

Rossypottu, Kylmasavustettu lohi, Leipajuusto, fish and chips, and... Um, I guess fried rice?

I have no idea what to call the first three in English...

But, um, I can describe them...

Um...
Rossypottu is stew...
Kylmasavustettu lohi is like, smoked salmon, but cold...
And Leipajuusto is a kind of cheese...

......

Yeah... I tried.

:'D

...So would you love me more if I could get proper translations for them? :/

Like "Minä rakastan sinua"?

...

Minä rakastan sinua, Haseo.

Sometimes, you just don't need a reason.
Sometimes, it just happens.

Pfffffffffft.
A lot of people get things they don't deserve. Just accept what you get. >:I

Accept and enjoy. D8<

Damn right you do. =_=

whats up?

Burn. You're really popular here, ain't ya?

how r u?

Hi my name is Brianna and I have some art that you might be interested it...please check out my gallery and let me know if there is anything you think I can improve on so one day I can be an animator...thanks for the help.

hi ^^

hi!

It's probably from a random hentai doujin...

With a completely random and most likely, very minor character as the In-Doujin Love Interest.

<_<

Okay, just to make things clear: "JustAHattedMage" is not my real dad. He's a drunk magician who popped out of nowhere and "adopted" me (along with several others) for reasons I'm still unsure of.

Also, I suggest you all run away before he adopts you too.

RUN DAMNIT. RUN.

Hacking your father's computer and making it shut down is a very cruel thing to do, Claymore. D:

OHHHHHHHHH YES.

That is such a mean thing to say to your father, Claymore.... Daddy is sad.

Simply because I worry about you, my child!! And also to see and meet this love of yours. I am afraid he has peaked my curiosity, what with his name being the only word that comes from your mouth.

*pats lightly* I have found you even over the seas, favorite and only son. Very good, very good. Even more so for I see this "Haseo" you have mentioned is the lead character in his part of the series. Daddy is proud!!

what ya doing?

hi

You could if you want to. ;A;

....No. It doesn't. :<

*nods* ;_;

*sobs while searching through a thesaurus*

I-it's just... REPHRASLE. *shootthatsprobablynotevenaword*


I would say dominate but that sounds even wronger.

It does..... It really, really does....... =//////=''

It's fine. ^///////^

Uh.... If you want me to.... ._.''

Well if you say I would look cute, then I would be. :D



*reads Nel's comment* Though I'd much rather wear my usual fancy fancy fancy frilly and shiny-shoulder-thingy'd suit of mine. *I'mmmmmmnotsurewhattocallthissuitD:*

^//////^

Uhhhhhhhhhhh it's like what you see in, um..... I guess European shoot, like.... Before all the wars and all? Um.... But yeah, it's got frills and those satin shoulder-pad thingies with tassles. :P

I... I guess. ._.

Not at all!!!!!! D8

Then of course we can get married!!!! D:>

Then I'm glad you heard it!!!!!! </////<

Really really really tiny. ._.

.....

.......

.....

WAIT.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE UKE.

.___________________.''

Then...

GO AHEAD. >:D

VERY AWESOME.

But I like him pathetic. D:

It's.... It's a problem I like!!!!! >:D

No, it's just, even if you were pathetic, I'd like that too. Because I like every bit of you. D:

I love you to Haseo!! *hugs back* <w<

And then I'd go into a worrying fit about you hurting yourself. :P

<3

TIS AWESOME THAT WE MEET LIKE THIS, NO?!?! D:<

HOLY shoot CLAYMORE!!!!!!!!

You're, like, here!!!!!!

Awesome!!!!!!!! 8D

Okay!! ;A; *hugs back and waits patiently*

*nods* It's changing because of my replies slowing down and you're offline-ness for a few minutes.

Yes, but you're offline to FAC when you exit the site, even if only for a second.

Seriously. D:<

hehee xD
i just laughed ^^

wow i never knew that it all sounds pretty cool

wow i never knew that :O

im bored! D:

well i never knew that and i never knew there were people like that on this world

ur welcome! :)

*knis*



^^

ur really nice!

hihehe :D

i like your avatar ^^

thats cool

yeeah : D lol ^^

i guess and really!?!you must be i pretty nice guy!

i didnt know that

btw my name is Elena

yeah it is *sigh* and what sucks more is that im not getting payed for it >_<

from one being woken up early and two from haveing to none stop watch my little brother he's draining my energy away DX thatk god he's playing his game i cant stand watching him anymore!!

thank you! :D

im fine alittle tired though

im not that mean

yeah i know my mom said thats why im so mean!

june 13

btw i was born on friday the 13!

well that's good :D

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alright well how are yea today Claymore

how old are u?

YES.

hi!

im sorry if you dident want anyone to seee thati just cant help myself

NONSENSE.

YOU HAVE NO NEED TO THANK ME, OR PAY ME BACK.

Okay that last part's a little... Not made for the profiles. D:

oh that's ok besides i kinda thought you would do that anyway ^_^''

*nods* thats me and yeah every so often he does

well, i guess XD

Oo, thats cool xD the same date as the norwegian King : D

3rd of January xD

and yours? ^^

Oh okey, XD

thats a good age ^^
im gonna be 15 in 5 months : D

hey....uuhm

is it okey if i ask how old you are?

many people dont like that and i totaly understand them..soo... yeah. xD

Ooooh, sounds fun :D
to draw people you know ^^

cool :D

Oh, great ^^

so what do you like to draw? : D

cool.. ^^
i would like to see it some time : D
i mean, if its okey with you ^^

thats good : D
im doing fine, thank you ^^

soo.... do you draw or what? ^^

How are you doing? :D

hello to you ^^

hi Claymore-san i know i havent talked to you at all but i've been told of you by Haseo-kun and well i thought i should at least say hi ^_^