my mouth tastes like copper
Blog Entry: my mouth tastes like copper
Blog Entry: my mouth tastes like copper
Posted by: Mechanism
Posted: September 3, 2012, 10:41:27 PM
Mood: Mad
Eating: the mangled corpse of a cockney orphan
Drinking: puppy tears distilled into a fine gel
Currently: sitting on my butt
Listening To: the ramones
Posted: September 3, 2012, 10:41:27 PM
Mood: Mad
Eating: the mangled corpse of a cockney orphan
Drinking: puppy tears distilled into a fine gel
Currently: sitting on my butt
Listening To: the ramones
warning for every twelve year old babbychild who lied about their age:i curse
but if you lied about your age you probably don't care anyway
also double warning:don't read this
you have been warned
ahem
do you ever meet someone
who you just HATE
and it's not even a rational hate
like they just cosmically embody some antithesis to your very soul
like your two minds are joined by a bond of metaphysical loathing that could outburn a star
because i have found one such person
there have been few persons preceding this shooteating dunderfrack who have reached this level of utter loathsomeness in my history of disliking people
and i'm pretty good about not hating people,i've hated very few people in my life
i'm all about tolerating people who i dislike and maybe learning to appreciate them
but this person
has EARNED their place
in the circle of cockjuggling,asslooting dickhats
like where did you even come from
what godfracked corner of the universe spawned you and how many dimensions did you have to turn over and put your dick in to get here
more importantly,can i see your passport
nope your inter dimensional assholery pass* is revoked as of now
please disappear from my life forever
PLEASE
oh it didn't work
i'm sorry it looks like punching you is my only choice
you brought this upon yourself
i'm so sorry
that you're so awfulHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*good for one barbed hook up your @$$
i wonder how long i'll be allowed to stay on this website
before an angry mob is banging down my door with torches and pitchforks
learn to control your anger,they said
it'll be FUN,they said
and then they burned my house down
in other news,today i was in my bathroom
i feel like i may have lost some of your already...
anyway i was in my bathroom
trying to get in the shower
so i throw my dick over my shoulder and loop it around a few times
because it's so huge
and then
and
THEN
i find three wolf spiders in my bathtub
the screams of all encompassing terror and rage could be heard in the very corners of the universe
i woke cthulhu with those screams
and also my brother
he was not pleased
honestly i prefer cthulhu
my brother smells like armpits and cheese
but if you lied about your age you probably don't care anyway
also double warning:don't read this
you have been warned
ahem
do you ever meet someone
who you just HATE
and it's not even a rational hate
like they just cosmically embody some antithesis to your very soul
like your two minds are joined by a bond of metaphysical loathing that could outburn a star
because i have found one such person
there have been few persons preceding this shooteating dunderfrack who have reached this level of utter loathsomeness in my history of disliking people
and i'm pretty good about not hating people,i've hated very few people in my life
i'm all about tolerating people who i dislike and maybe learning to appreciate them
but this person
has EARNED their place
in the circle of cockjuggling,asslooting dickhats
like where did you even come from
what godfracked corner of the universe spawned you and how many dimensions did you have to turn over and put your dick in to get here
more importantly,can i see your passport
nope your inter dimensional assholery pass* is revoked as of now
please disappear from my life forever
PLEASE
oh it didn't work
i'm sorry it looks like punching you is my only choice
you brought this upon yourself
i'm so sorry
that you're so awfulHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*good for one barbed hook up your @$$
i wonder how long i'll be allowed to stay on this website
before an angry mob is banging down my door with torches and pitchforks
learn to control your anger,they said
it'll be FUN,they said
and then they burned my house down
in other news,today i was in my bathroom
i feel like i may have lost some of your already...
anyway i was in my bathroom
trying to get in the shower
so i throw my dick over my shoulder and loop it around a few times
because it's so huge
and then
and
THEN
i find three wolf spiders in my bathtub
the screams of all encompassing terror and rage could be heard in the very corners of the universe
i woke cthulhu with those screams
and also my brother
he was not pleased
honestly i prefer cthulhu
my brother smells like armpits and cheese