Dear Young Couple Who Sat Ten Feet Away From Me at School today...

Dear Couple Who Sat Ten Feet Away From Me at School Today,

How are you? I am fine. I'm just writing to tell you it's probably not a good idea to make out when someone's sitting ten feet away from you and they can hear the sound of your lips smothering and smacking together. Also, you shouldn't be suprised and glare at the person you're sitting ten feet away from, when said person shoots you a disturbed glance.

Sincerely,
The Person Who Sat Ten Feet Away From You at School Today.