A Party
Blog Entry: A Party
Blog Entry: A Party
On the 27th of September my stepmum Linny hosted a party for my Dad's 50th. My beloved was away with the Army but my friend Nyssa came over and spent the weekend with me.
We spent most of Saturday cleaning and getting ready for the party. Nyssa mowed a lawn for the first time in her life. Literally. I also taught her how to inflate balloons using an air-compressor.
Linny made a lot of food, and was still cooking by the time the first guests arrived.
Nyssa and I had been drinking since Friday night so we were quite tipsy by the time the first guests arrived. We made bruschettas.
We went around with platters offering Linny's food, however a lot of people were jerks and didn't want to eat any.
Nyssa and I had bottles of Baileys, Kahlua, bacchus Choc Whip and Vodka, and drank many different combinations of each. We made Long White Russians and Long Black Russians which Nyssa decided were the best cocktails ever.
My brother Brett (16) arrived with his friends Robert (16) and Andrew (18).
And then we drank.
And the rest of the night is a blur.
I remember sitting on the grass of our back yard and falling over onto Rob's shoe.
I remember bagging Andrew for buying his jeans at Target, and I remember Andrew bagging me pretty much all night ("Is that right, Sliv? Really? That's really interesting." etc.)
I remember that my hair-tye fell out of my hair onto my hand and I thought it was a bug so i flicked it away. Then I realised it was my hair-tye so I went around asking everyone if they'd seen it (Dad found it the next day).
I remember talking about Warhammer 40000 and calling Rob "Roboute Guilliman". I kept asking Brett why he didn't bring his friend Ty so I could talk to him about Warhammer 40000. Rob said "I'll talk to you about Warhammer 40000, like Space Marines and stuff." and I said "What's your favourite chapter?" and he said "I don't know what you're talking about." n00b.
I remember getting extremely angry at the people who didn't want to eat linny's food. I swore at them and told them to respect and appreciate the effort she went to.
I remember thinking it hilariously funny when Nyssa said the word "tool".
I remember high-fiving my dad and saying "Way to turn 50! Wooooooo!" when I walked past him. Apparantly I did it EVERY time I walked past him.
I remember when we sung "Happy Birthday" and Nyssa was the only one singing. And she was shouting at the top of her lungs.
I remember my brother looking at me MANY times as if to say "you're embarrassing".
I remeber when Nyssa was on the phone to her boyfriend and I was chasing her around screaming "I'm a zombie, give me your brains, I want to eat your brains!"
And I spoke in a ridiculously posh English accent for much of the night, like Keira Knightley from Pirates of the Carribean.
I remeber talking to my Aunts about my wedding, to my Grandfather about wanting to be a Police Officer, to my Dad's friend Dave about how great it was that he brought his wife, to my Dad's friend Rick (who is a tattooist) about how I've always admired his work, and to my Dad's friend Sharon about remembering who she was after I had a few.
I remember saying "I have friends in England called Kitty and Molli." and Brett said "England got bombed. Kitty and Molli are dead."
I remember spilling a very potent cocktail all over my pants.
I remember trying to pull Linny's dog Dotty's tongue out.
I remember calling Linny "Melinda" in my English accent (she hates being called Melinda).
I don't remember much else. But here are some of the trippy txt messages I sent Adam/Cat/Salem:
8:30pm A photo of a box of sliced cheese.
8:42pm [he asked me if i was drunk yet] I'm getting there. All Dad's friends are jerks. I'm trying to get Brett to touch Nyssa's feet.
9:04pm [he asked if anyone brought their kids and if there were any lookers] My cousin Gav is here I think he's 14. And someone brought their 5 year old. No lookers.
9:10pm [he asked if it was a good party] Nah it sucks because the people suck but Lin's going to great efforts to make it awesome.
9:15pm Lol! I killed a mosquito that was biting Rob and Nyssa said "She's a cop, that's her job." Lolololol.
9:45pm I'm so gone lol. You're so sweet I wanna ^&%# you so bad. I'm talking about how awesome you are and Brett's friends are saying that you're really cool.
9:56pm You're so sweet ^&%# I'm pissed. I'll send you pics.
9:58pm A pic of me sitting crossed legged on the ground, staring into the camera/phone with my eyes closed.
10:01pm You're cute! Let me know if and when I can call you. I miss you. This
10:09pm I can't remeber what I was going to say after "this".
10:16pm [he asked if Nyssa and I were making out] We kissed on the lips.
10:23pm ^&%# I'm so pissed. I told my aunt something.
10:29pm [he asked what I told her] I can't remember. I kept calling Robert "Roboute Guilliman of the Ultramarines" I don't know why. And I spat booze on someone.
10:45pm I keep telling Roboute that I'm a Fulgrim fangirl. And i'm talking in an English accent and i cant stop.
11:32pm I told Nyssa the Warmaster smiles upon her.
11:45pm There and back again: a Hobbit's tale by Bilbo Baggins
11:49pm Nyssa's saying Matt Schmid pulled her hair when they were having sex.
12:23am I called brett Sanguinius and Dotty's licking me.
12:30am A photo of part of my face on the floor.
12:41am AC. Assassin's Creed or Air Conditioning?
12:42am You're 1337.
And the rest of them got kinda explicit...
The next day I found two videos on my phone that I don't remember taking. The first is of me talking in my English accent:
*Incomprehensible*
Me: Roboute Guilliman!
Rob: Yo.
Me: Hello. We're talking about the porn that we like to watch.
*Incomprehensible*
I sent that video to Cat with the above translation, and he thought his phone translated it. LOL.
The second video is of me singing Barbie Girl by Aqua in a drunken slur.
We spent most of Saturday cleaning and getting ready for the party. Nyssa mowed a lawn for the first time in her life. Literally. I also taught her how to inflate balloons using an air-compressor.
Linny made a lot of food, and was still cooking by the time the first guests arrived.
Nyssa and I had been drinking since Friday night so we were quite tipsy by the time the first guests arrived. We made bruschettas.
We went around with platters offering Linny's food, however a lot of people were jerks and didn't want to eat any.
Nyssa and I had bottles of Baileys, Kahlua, bacchus Choc Whip and Vodka, and drank many different combinations of each. We made Long White Russians and Long Black Russians which Nyssa decided were the best cocktails ever.
My brother Brett (16) arrived with his friends Robert (16) and Andrew (18).
And then we drank.
And the rest of the night is a blur.
I remember sitting on the grass of our back yard and falling over onto Rob's shoe.
I remember bagging Andrew for buying his jeans at Target, and I remember Andrew bagging me pretty much all night ("Is that right, Sliv? Really? That's really interesting." etc.)
I remember that my hair-tye fell out of my hair onto my hand and I thought it was a bug so i flicked it away. Then I realised it was my hair-tye so I went around asking everyone if they'd seen it (Dad found it the next day).
I remember talking about Warhammer 40000 and calling Rob "Roboute Guilliman". I kept asking Brett why he didn't bring his friend Ty so I could talk to him about Warhammer 40000. Rob said "I'll talk to you about Warhammer 40000, like Space Marines and stuff." and I said "What's your favourite chapter?" and he said "I don't know what you're talking about." n00b.
I remember getting extremely angry at the people who didn't want to eat linny's food. I swore at them and told them to respect and appreciate the effort she went to.
I remember thinking it hilariously funny when Nyssa said the word "tool".
I remember high-fiving my dad and saying "Way to turn 50! Wooooooo!" when I walked past him. Apparantly I did it EVERY time I walked past him.
I remember when we sung "Happy Birthday" and Nyssa was the only one singing. And she was shouting at the top of her lungs.
I remember my brother looking at me MANY times as if to say "you're embarrassing".
I remeber when Nyssa was on the phone to her boyfriend and I was chasing her around screaming "I'm a zombie, give me your brains, I want to eat your brains!"
And I spoke in a ridiculously posh English accent for much of the night, like Keira Knightley from Pirates of the Carribean.
I remeber talking to my Aunts about my wedding, to my Grandfather about wanting to be a Police Officer, to my Dad's friend Dave about how great it was that he brought his wife, to my Dad's friend Rick (who is a tattooist) about how I've always admired his work, and to my Dad's friend Sharon about remembering who she was after I had a few.
I remember saying "I have friends in England called Kitty and Molli." and Brett said "England got bombed. Kitty and Molli are dead."
I remember spilling a very potent cocktail all over my pants.
I remember trying to pull Linny's dog Dotty's tongue out.
I remember calling Linny "Melinda" in my English accent (she hates being called Melinda).
I don't remember much else. But here are some of the trippy txt messages I sent Adam/Cat/Salem:
8:30pm A photo of a box of sliced cheese.
8:42pm [he asked me if i was drunk yet] I'm getting there. All Dad's friends are jerks. I'm trying to get Brett to touch Nyssa's feet.
9:04pm [he asked if anyone brought their kids and if there were any lookers] My cousin Gav is here I think he's 14. And someone brought their 5 year old. No lookers.
9:10pm [he asked if it was a good party] Nah it sucks because the people suck but Lin's going to great efforts to make it awesome.
9:15pm Lol! I killed a mosquito that was biting Rob and Nyssa said "She's a cop, that's her job." Lolololol.
9:45pm I'm so gone lol. You're so sweet I wanna ^&%# you so bad. I'm talking about how awesome you are and Brett's friends are saying that you're really cool.
9:56pm You're so sweet ^&%# I'm pissed. I'll send you pics.
9:58pm A pic of me sitting crossed legged on the ground, staring into the camera/phone with my eyes closed.
10:01pm You're cute! Let me know if and when I can call you. I miss you. This
10:09pm I can't remeber what I was going to say after "this".
10:16pm [he asked if Nyssa and I were making out] We kissed on the lips.
10:23pm ^&%# I'm so pissed. I told my aunt something.
10:29pm [he asked what I told her] I can't remember. I kept calling Robert "Roboute Guilliman of the Ultramarines" I don't know why. And I spat booze on someone.
10:45pm I keep telling Roboute that I'm a Fulgrim fangirl. And i'm talking in an English accent and i cant stop.
11:32pm I told Nyssa the Warmaster smiles upon her.
11:45pm There and back again: a Hobbit's tale by Bilbo Baggins
11:49pm Nyssa's saying Matt Schmid pulled her hair when they were having sex.
12:23am I called brett Sanguinius and Dotty's licking me.
12:30am A photo of part of my face on the floor.
12:41am AC. Assassin's Creed or Air Conditioning?
12:42am You're 1337.
And the rest of them got kinda explicit...
The next day I found two videos on my phone that I don't remember taking. The first is of me talking in my English accent:
*Incomprehensible*
Me: Roboute Guilliman!
Rob: Yo.
Me: Hello. We're talking about the porn that we like to watch.
*Incomprehensible*
I sent that video to Cat with the above translation, and he thought his phone translated it. LOL.
The second video is of me singing Barbie Girl by Aqua in a drunken slur.