EEVVIILL!

Me:Konichiwa!(Hello!)Sneek peek of something evil... and rotton to the core...it's that annoying Evil Waffle of Doom!(He's annoying because... um... he alway's is randomly coming and going!)
EWD(Evil Waffle of Doom):Do I get to make anyone throw chunks?
Me:AAAAAHHH!See what I mean?Huh?Where'd he go?
EWD:Do I get to make anyone throw chunks?Come on,tell me!
Me:Um...Meiling?Hand me the Mallet.(I capitalize because I use the Mallet on Meiling alot)
Meiling:Here you go.
Me:*Wacks EWD with Mallet*That's better.
EWD:*regenerate*Come on!Tell me!
Me:Oh No!I forgot he can regenrate!While I take care of him,here's that sneak peek!Roll it,Marisa!
Marisa:Okay,ze!
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Evil Scientist:Hey,where's my breakfast?Oh No!
*see's breakfast going on that weird thing used to lift monsters up to lightning*
Evil Scientist:I got to stop my breakfast!
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Me:Oh No!The EWD got butter on the preview tape!Now no one will know what else happens till tomorrow!Great....
EWD:Come on,tell me!
Me:Um...Sakuya?Can you go take him to the box?
EWD:NOOOO!NOT THE BOX!
Sakuya:I got the box!
Flandre:Can I eat this?*points to EWD on a plate*
Me+Sakuya+Marisa+Meiling:NO!
*Flandre eats EWD before we can stop her*
Remilia:Flandre?Where are you?
Me:Okay,gotta go!
Flandre:BATHROOM!
Me:Um...Please go!Stop reading be-
Flandre:BLAARRGH!
Me:Okay,even the sorta insane one is not immune.