How I made friends w/ a human

It was dark and I was rather bored. Being a vampire isn't all it's cracked up to be...

I relaxed in the bushes as I heard someone walking by. A human male...Hm...This could get interesting...

I decided to follow him back to his house, but I had to stay outside. He sat there...watching TV...Wow, humans are so interesting... I decided to introduce myself--I felt like a stalker. Ew...

I tapped on the window pane a couple of times to get the male's attention. Probably not the smartest thing to do as he turned around and fell off his couch. In a desperation, he grabbed a Cleaver and aimed for me. I screamed and tried to explain things.

"AHH! WAIT! Wait--I'm a vampire, but I'm not going to attack you! DON'T ATTACK ME!" I pleaded.

"...Are you serious?" asked the male.

"Yes! Dear god, don't hurt me!" I still pleaded, covering my head with my hands.

"I'm sorry about that...I just--didn't think Vampires existed." the male helped me up. "My name is Madax."

"My name is Dameon."

And just like that, Madax and I were instant friends!