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Posted by: Volorios
Posted: August 3, 2008, 6:04:21 PM
Mood: Melo
Eating: Nothing
Drinking: Nothing
Currently: Re-thinking about a person
Listening To: Death Unlimited - Norther (FUCK YEAH!)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[I'm nearly dirt poor...]

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[HAHAHAHA!]

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[Vive le Losers!]

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a dog.
[Nope, I'm just free minded]

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
[...true...]

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[Sociopathic, Megalomanic, Heavily Medicated, and anti-social... yep, that's me]

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[nope]

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[sadly sort of true...]

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[HAHAHAHA! I am FAR from naive.]

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[true]

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fracking them all.
[HA! I'd probably throw them through a window if they tried anything]

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
[that's part true...]

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
[frack YEAH! XD]

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
[...uh, not really]

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
[who the hell are you callin' a prune?!]

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[...sure, if you count 195 pounds as skinny]

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[part true]

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[true]

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling dog.
[The only thing I control is if I want to jump over this next Koopa or jump down a tunnel]

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[eh?]

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[yup]

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[HEY! I'm only PART american! >=[ ]

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[psh, could care less really]

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[indeed I am]

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.
[can you prove that I'm wrong?]

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[I'm a people, not a person.]

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[...uh...duh...ooh shiny colors...]

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[psh, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME CONVERT! XD]

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.
[Vodka is okay... caviar is disgusting...]

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