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I ♥ Blue Wicked
omfg! where's The blue wicked!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! O_o *Twitch*
Find me here
---> http://winters-xxx-phoenix.deviantart.com/
---> http://winters-xxx-phoenix.bebo.com
---> http://ie.youtube.com/profile?user=6Winters6Phoenix6
lol lol
*BOWS*
♥Kon'nichiwa♥
What’s the craic lads? Ya wanna chat or be friends or just leave a random comment go ahead!! ♥ =]
♥Me in general:♥
Name: Sarah
Age: 16
Nationality: Irish
Single: NO!
Hair: brown, short.
Eyes: They… change colours between green, brown, blue and there’s a lil’ hint of yellow….
Chinese Zodiac: Sheep!
Family: Mammy, Daddy, Doggy, Older Sister.
Things that I love at this moment in Time <3
Favourite Colour: Turquise (sp?).
Favourite Food: Noodles and Chicken.
Favourite Drink: Tea, I like tea, and Blue Wicked.
Favourite Boyfriend: Paul (haha joking joking).
Favourite Anime: Ouran High School Host Club.
Favourite Band: WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to many to list.... :)
Favourite Movie: Transformers and Bldaes of Glory *sings: My Humps*
Favourite Video Game: Final Fantasy (X and X2 mostly) and KH
Favourite Word: Kawii, Koneko, Kitten, D’aw, Right So, sure
Dream Home: A House in Sendai or Kyoto Japan and a home in Perth.
Favourite Song: ALLTIME FAV: Propeller by SEBP
*Sakura Kiss e and Before It's Too Late
Best Friends: Everyone I know I love so much and its really hard to type out all their names and remember them, so this is for all of you’s I LOVE YOU’S!! ♥♥♥
Things I like to do : Read, write, draw, spend time with my kitten/friends, anime and manga, listen to music. Surf the net (as they say). Many other things aswell my friend. lol
Also some stuff that is inappropiate for young or fragile ear *wink*
Other Websites:
http:Winters-xxx-Phoenix.bebo.com
Gaiaonline: Winters Phoenix
MSN: Winters-Phoenix@hotmail.com
Bearshare: WintersPhoenix
Likes:
HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS CAUSE THEY JUST ROCK!
House parties!!! (new edition!!!!!) Showers or hot baths!! Anime, manga and reading. Cooking. Spending time with Paul. Drawing. Having a laugh. Living for the moment. Tea, I love tea and a nice biscuit. Myths and Legends. Mythical Creatures. People you can trust and believe in, which aren't easy to come by.
Dislikes:
People who can't see past their own reflections and opinions. Cheese. People giving up. People who are all talk. Not having sugar in the house for my tea! Feeling lonely and empty. Onions.... -_-''
School:
Transition Year is over, loved every second of it and wanna thank all my TY Girlies check out their pics in mai gallery.
I'm in 5th Year now, tis alri so far, FAv. Subjects remain Japanese, art and English I spose!
Hobbies
I love to draw, write and read. I'm currently planning my very own novel (although it isn't going very well). I'm very interested in poetry and writes lot of it. I want to draw and write my own manga although I need to improve a LOT first! I'm also very interested in anime and manga, which I collect. I also collect lighters (I don't smoke but I love them!) anime and manga, books, dragon and other mythical species ornaments and anything that catches my fancy really!
Music
The best thing to say here is that I generally like all music but I LOVE rock! Wooo!
Movies
I tend to like most movies as well, I'm pretty easy going.
Transformers and Blades of Glory own me now :)
Anime and Mangas (that I love!)
Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Loveless, Beyblade. Cardcaptor Sakura, Immortal Rain, Angelic Layer ,Chobits, Bizenghast, Ai Love You , Teen Titans, Wolf's Rain, Tokyo Mew Mew, Angel Sanctuary, X 1991, Princess AI, Full Moon Wo Satasgi, DN Angel, Hellsing, Cowboy Bebop, Fruits Baskets, Elfen Lied,, Inuyasha, Gravitation, Chrono Crusade, Demon Diary, Fake, Get Backers, Great Teacher Onizuku (GTO), Last Exile, Ragnarok, Spiral, Peach Girl, Tsubasa Resiviour Chronicles, sCRYed , Ah! My Goddess, Scrapped Princess, Ai Yori Aoshi, .Hack, Blood the Last Vampire, Eerie Queerie, Tenchi Muyo, Tokyo Babylon, Wish, Magic Knight Rayearth, RG Veda, Wish, Suki, Doll, Dragonball Series, Immortal Rain, Kill me Kiss Me, Deathnote, Read or Die, Lament of the Lamb, Legal Drug, Priest, Pet Shop of Horrors, Pita-Ten, Rave Master, Sailor Moon, Saiyuki, Alichino, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Black Stone, Ecaflowne, Slayers, Battle Royal, Bleach, Azumanga, XXXholic, Tenjho Tenge, Sailor Moon, Mermaid Melody, Onegai Teacher, Frutis Baskets (new edition)
♥Quotes I love:♥
☺"Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my car, encasing me inside and leaving me to slowly fall into an oxygen-deprived coma, from which I awaken five years later to find my wife remarried to my best friend. But then I think maybe I'm just being paranoid, because what are the odds of *that* happening again?" -Jack Handy
☻"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handey
☺"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." -Jack Handey
☻"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." -Jack Handey
☺"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein
☻"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy." -Henry Kissinger
☺"If you don't risk everything, you risk even more" Erica Jong.
☻"To win without risk, is to triumph without glory" Pierre Corneille.
☺"It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not" Andre Gide.
☻"Ugly is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a women, and then supposedly the worst crime one can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion" Margaret Cho.
☺"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead nof thinking its a man with a gun in his hand, It's knowing you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what" Harper Lee, (TKAMB)
☻"Oh! How wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying" My Chemical Romance.☺"The truth is out there, but so are lied" Scully(X-Files)If only we knew why?
☺Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
☻Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
☺Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
☻Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
☺Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
☻Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
☺Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
☻Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
☺Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
☻Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
☺Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
☻Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
☺Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
☻Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
☺Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
☻If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
☺Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
•◘○…AND…○◘•In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
◙On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
○On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
◙On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how???)
○On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).
◙On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
○On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)
◙On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
○On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
◙On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because???)
○On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)
◙On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
○On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!)
◙On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
○I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
◙On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Something’s you may not have known
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.Random Facts:
1. Hippotmostrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words
2. Johnny Depp quote- “the only gossip I’m interested in is stuff like "woman bra bursts ,11 injured" that kind of thing!”
3. Ants never sleep
4. Snails only mate once but it can last up to 12 hours
5. If ribbon worm cant find food they eat themselves
6. Colin Farell’s quote - as a lad I’d leave Smarties under my pillow for Marilyn Monroe with a note saying : "I know your dead but these are nice come and have sum"
7. A thunderstorm in France in 1968 killed all the black sheep but left the white 1s unharmed!!
8. Chimneys used to be cleaned by dropping chickens down them.
9. Silkworms have 11 brain but only use 5 of them
10. The bible is the worlds most shoplifted book!!
11. Snails can sleep for 3 years.
12. the bible has been translated into Clingon!!
SEX FACTS!
♥Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.♥
♥Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.♥
♥Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.♥
♥Sex is bio chemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.♥
♥A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.♥
♥The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!♥
♥Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain♥
♥Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!♥
♥Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.♥
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♥☺♥♥LEMME JUST SAY FAMILY GUY ROCKS!♥♥☺♥
Funny:
☻I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words... ☻
☻I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers. ☻
☻Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions. Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence? ☻
Loverly!♥I wish I were a Kid again, skinned knees healed quicker than broken hearts.♥
♥I want to fall for you, but the question remains; will you catch me?♥
♥To the world you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world.♥
♂Sex is like maths: add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and pray you don't multiply!♀
♥One day, you'll be waking up to realize how special that person was, and they'll be waking up to someone who already knows.♥
♥I want to be the girl who runs to you with tears in my eyes and you say "Who's @$$ am I kicking?"♥
♫♪If a man speaks and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? ♪♫
☼War doesn't determine who's right, war determines whose left!☼
►I intend to live forever or die trying!◄
§In the beginning the universe was created.. this has annoyed many people and is highly regarded as a bad move.§
→When people talk to God, its called praying; when God talks back its called schizophrenia.←
☺I don't suffer from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it!☺
♥Friends are hidden angels that help you to your feet when you are having trouble remembering how to fly.♥
☻If you can't understand my silence: you won’t understand my words.☻
♠-Sometimes we build walls, not to block people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down.-♠
◘You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.◘
•When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit, sit back and let them all wonder how you did it.•
♥Not all those who wonder are lost.♥
♥Can't say that I blame you, even if I wish I could.♥
♥Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die?♥
○People will always talk, why not give them something to talk about?○
○I want to be the girl who always smiled,
The girl who could brighten up another’s day, even if she couldn't brighten up her own.○
♥Never look down on someone, unless you are helping them up.♥
♥A friend is a person who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.♥
♥A friend will bail you outtalk jail; a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "it was worth it!".♥
♥Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.♥
♥Love is giving someone the opportunity to destroy you, and trusting them not too.♥
♥Cry when something is over, but remember to smile because it happened.♥
♥Always be yourself: the ones who matter don't mind; the ones who mind don't matter.♥
♥Her mother is starting to see through her lies ♥
♦And last night her father had tears in his eyes ♦
♦And they rise in the morning and sleep in the dark♦
♥Can nobody see that she's falling apart♥
♥I ran up the door♥
♥Closed the stairs♥
♥Said my pyjamas♥
♥Put on my prayers♥
♥Turned off the bed♥
♥And jumped into the light♥
♥all because you kissed me goodnight.♥
♥ FAC FRIENDS! ♥
☺shiny_angel
☻redhawk57
☺PrincessWombat
☻xNayamashiixDarklingx
☺MintGreen_Mysterious
☻perfectpureblood
☺hvite_devil
☻Nightwalk_dream
☺Animegirl2429
☻shiniqua
☺jira
☻Pandapaw
☺Nightwalk_dream
Also I've offically decided that I will take requests and art-trades although it may be a few months until you recieve them ^^'
omfg! where's The blue wicked!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! O_o *Twitch*
Find me here
---> http://winters-xxx-phoenix.deviantart.com/
---> http://winters-xxx-phoenix.bebo.com
---> http://ie.youtube.com/profile?user=6Winters6Phoenix6
lol lol
*BOWS*
♥Kon'nichiwa♥
What’s the craic lads? Ya wanna chat or be friends or just leave a random comment go ahead!! ♥ =]
♥Me in general:♥
Name: Sarah
Age: 16
Nationality: Irish
Single: NO!
Hair: brown, short.
Eyes: They… change colours between green, brown, blue and there’s a lil’ hint of yellow….
Chinese Zodiac: Sheep!
Family: Mammy, Daddy, Doggy, Older Sister.
Things that I love at this moment in Time <3
Favourite Colour: Turquise (sp?).
Favourite Food: Noodles and Chicken.
Favourite Drink: Tea, I like tea, and Blue Wicked.
Favourite Boyfriend: Paul (haha joking joking).
Favourite Anime: Ouran High School Host Club.
Favourite Band: WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to many to list.... :)
Favourite Movie: Transformers and Bldaes of Glory *sings: My Humps*
Favourite Video Game: Final Fantasy (X and X2 mostly) and KH
Favourite Word: Kawii, Koneko, Kitten, D’aw, Right So, sure
Dream Home: A House in Sendai or Kyoto Japan and a home in Perth.
Favourite Song: ALLTIME FAV: Propeller by SEBP
*Sakura Kiss e and Before It's Too Late
Best Friends: Everyone I know I love so much and its really hard to type out all their names and remember them, so this is for all of you’s I LOVE YOU’S!! ♥♥♥
Things I like to do : Read, write, draw, spend time with my kitten/friends, anime and manga, listen to music. Surf the net (as they say). Many other things aswell my friend. lol
Also some stuff that is inappropiate for young or fragile ear *wink*
Other Websites:
http:Winters-xxx-Phoenix.bebo.com
Gaiaonline: Winters Phoenix
MSN: Winters-Phoenix@hotmail.com
Bearshare: WintersPhoenix
Likes:
HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS CAUSE THEY JUST ROCK!
House parties!!! (new edition!!!!!) Showers or hot baths!! Anime, manga and reading. Cooking. Spending time with Paul. Drawing. Having a laugh. Living for the moment. Tea, I love tea and a nice biscuit. Myths and Legends. Mythical Creatures. People you can trust and believe in, which aren't easy to come by.
Dislikes:
People who can't see past their own reflections and opinions. Cheese. People giving up. People who are all talk. Not having sugar in the house for my tea! Feeling lonely and empty. Onions.... -_-''
School:
Transition Year is over, loved every second of it and wanna thank all my TY Girlies check out their pics in mai gallery.
I'm in 5th Year now, tis alri so far, FAv. Subjects remain Japanese, art and English I spose!
Hobbies
I love to draw, write and read. I'm currently planning my very own novel (although it isn't going very well). I'm very interested in poetry and writes lot of it. I want to draw and write my own manga although I need to improve a LOT first! I'm also very interested in anime and manga, which I collect. I also collect lighters (I don't smoke but I love them!) anime and manga, books, dragon and other mythical species ornaments and anything that catches my fancy really!
Music
The best thing to say here is that I generally like all music but I LOVE rock! Wooo!
Movies
I tend to like most movies as well, I'm pretty easy going.
Transformers and Blades of Glory own me now :)
Anime and Mangas (that I love!)
Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Loveless, Beyblade. Cardcaptor Sakura, Immortal Rain, Angelic Layer ,Chobits, Bizenghast, Ai Love You , Teen Titans, Wolf's Rain, Tokyo Mew Mew, Angel Sanctuary, X 1991, Princess AI, Full Moon Wo Satasgi, DN Angel, Hellsing, Cowboy Bebop, Fruits Baskets, Elfen Lied,, Inuyasha, Gravitation, Chrono Crusade, Demon Diary, Fake, Get Backers, Great Teacher Onizuku (GTO), Last Exile, Ragnarok, Spiral, Peach Girl, Tsubasa Resiviour Chronicles, sCRYed , Ah! My Goddess, Scrapped Princess, Ai Yori Aoshi, .Hack, Blood the Last Vampire, Eerie Queerie, Tenchi Muyo, Tokyo Babylon, Wish, Magic Knight Rayearth, RG Veda, Wish, Suki, Doll, Dragonball Series, Immortal Rain, Kill me Kiss Me, Deathnote, Read or Die, Lament of the Lamb, Legal Drug, Priest, Pet Shop of Horrors, Pita-Ten, Rave Master, Sailor Moon, Saiyuki, Alichino, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Black Stone, Ecaflowne, Slayers, Battle Royal, Bleach, Azumanga, XXXholic, Tenjho Tenge, Sailor Moon, Mermaid Melody, Onegai Teacher, Frutis Baskets (new edition)
♥Quotes I love:♥
☺"Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my car, encasing me inside and leaving me to slowly fall into an oxygen-deprived coma, from which I awaken five years later to find my wife remarried to my best friend. But then I think maybe I'm just being paranoid, because what are the odds of *that* happening again?" -Jack Handy
☻"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." -Jack Handey
☺"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad." -Jack Handey
☻"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." -Jack Handey
☺"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein
☻"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy." -Henry Kissinger
☺"If you don't risk everything, you risk even more" Erica Jong.
☻"To win without risk, is to triumph without glory" Pierre Corneille.
☺"It is better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not" Andre Gide.
☻"Ugly is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a women, and then supposedly the worst crime one can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion" Margaret Cho.
☺"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead nof thinking its a man with a gun in his hand, It's knowing you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what" Harper Lee, (TKAMB)
☻"Oh! How wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying" My Chemical Romance.☺"The truth is out there, but so are lied" Scully(X-Files)If only we knew why?
☺Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
☻Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
☺Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
☻Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
☺Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
☻Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
☺Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
☻Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
☺Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
☻Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
☺Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
☻Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
☺Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
☻Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
☺Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
☻If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
☺Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
•◘○…AND…○◘•In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
◙On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
○On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
◙On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how???)
○On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).
◙On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
○On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought????...)
◙On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
○On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
◙On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (And...I'm taking this because???)
○On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)
◙On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
○On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". (Talk about a news flash!)
◙On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
○I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
◙On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Something’s you may not have known
1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
3.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.
11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
20. A snail can sleep for three years.
21. All polar bears are left handed.
22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.Random Facts:
1. Hippotmostrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words
2. Johnny Depp quote- “the only gossip I’m interested in is stuff like "woman bra bursts ,11 injured" that kind of thing!”
3. Ants never sleep
4. Snails only mate once but it can last up to 12 hours
5. If ribbon worm cant find food they eat themselves
6. Colin Farell’s quote - as a lad I’d leave Smarties under my pillow for Marilyn Monroe with a note saying : "I know your dead but these are nice come and have sum"
7. A thunderstorm in France in 1968 killed all the black sheep but left the white 1s unharmed!!
8. Chimneys used to be cleaned by dropping chickens down them.
9. Silkworms have 11 brain but only use 5 of them
10. The bible is the worlds most shoplifted book!!
11. Snails can sleep for 3 years.
12. the bible has been translated into Clingon!!
SEX FACTS!
♥Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.♥
♥Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.♥
♥Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.♥
♥Sex is bio chemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.♥
♥A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.♥
♥The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!♥
♥Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain♥
♥Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!♥
♥Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.♥
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♥☺♥♥LEMME JUST SAY FAMILY GUY ROCKS!♥♥☺♥
Funny:
☻I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words... ☻
☻I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers. ☻
☻Do you know what I hate? I hate rhetorical questions. Can I ask you a rhetorical question?
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence? ☻
Loverly!♥I wish I were a Kid again, skinned knees healed quicker than broken hearts.♥
♥I want to fall for you, but the question remains; will you catch me?♥
♥To the world you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world.♥
♂Sex is like maths: add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and pray you don't multiply!♀
♥One day, you'll be waking up to realize how special that person was, and they'll be waking up to someone who already knows.♥
♥I want to be the girl who runs to you with tears in my eyes and you say "Who's @$$ am I kicking?"♥
♫♪If a man speaks and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? ♪♫
☼War doesn't determine who's right, war determines whose left!☼
►I intend to live forever or die trying!◄
§In the beginning the universe was created.. this has annoyed many people and is highly regarded as a bad move.§
→When people talk to God, its called praying; when God talks back its called schizophrenia.←
☺I don't suffer from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it!☺
♥Friends are hidden angels that help you to your feet when you are having trouble remembering how to fly.♥
☻If you can't understand my silence: you won’t understand my words.☻
♠-Sometimes we build walls, not to block people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down.-♠
◘You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.◘
•When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit, sit back and let them all wonder how you did it.•
♥Not all those who wonder are lost.♥
♥Can't say that I blame you, even if I wish I could.♥
♥Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die?♥
○People will always talk, why not give them something to talk about?○
○I want to be the girl who always smiled,
The girl who could brighten up another’s day, even if she couldn't brighten up her own.○
♥Never look down on someone, unless you are helping them up.♥
♥A friend is a person who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.♥
♥A friend will bail you outtalk jail; a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "it was worth it!".♥
♥Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.♥
♥Love is giving someone the opportunity to destroy you, and trusting them not too.♥
♥Cry when something is over, but remember to smile because it happened.♥
♥Always be yourself: the ones who matter don't mind; the ones who mind don't matter.♥
♥Her mother is starting to see through her lies ♥
♦And last night her father had tears in his eyes ♦
♦And they rise in the morning and sleep in the dark♦
♥Can nobody see that she's falling apart♥
♥I ran up the door♥
♥Closed the stairs♥
♥Said my pyjamas♥
♥Put on my prayers♥
♥Turned off the bed♥
♥And jumped into the light♥
♥all because you kissed me goodnight.♥
♥ FAC FRIENDS! ♥
☺shiny_angel
☻redhawk57
☺PrincessWombat
☻xNayamashiixDarklingx
☺MintGreen_Mysterious
☻perfectpureblood
☺hvite_devil
☻Nightwalk_dream
☺Animegirl2429
☻shiniqua
☺jira
☻Pandapaw
☺Nightwalk_dream
Also I've offically decided that I will take requests and art-trades although it may be a few months until you recieve them ^^'
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hi howz life^^
We are friends
I got your back
You got mine,
I'll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt
To see you cry
Makes me weep
And wanna die
And if you agree
To never fight
It wouldn't matter
Whos wrong or right
If a broken heart
needs a mend
I'll be right there
Till the end
IF your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears
Don't worry
Let go of your fears
Hand and Hand
Love is sent,
We'll be friends
Till the end!!!!
show you friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know that you have a circle of friends.
Ok, friend
Send this to...........
0-2 peeps your a bad friend.
3-5 peeps you are an ok friend
4-6 peeps you are a good friend
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We are friends
I got your back
You got mine,
I'll help you out
Anytime!
To see you hurt
To see you cry
Makes me weep
And wanna die
And if you agree
To never fight
It wouldn't matter
Whos wrong or right
If a broken heart
needs a mend
I'll be right there
Till the end
IF your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears
Don't worry
Let go of your fears
Hand and Hand
Love is sent,
We'll be friends
Till the end!!!!
show you friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know that you have a circle of friends.
Ok, friend
Send this to...........
0-2 peeps your a bad friend.
3-5 peeps you are an ok friend
4-6 peeps you are a good friend
7-9 peeps you are a great friend
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k, i alway scan my pix in and draw on top of them. it's all about layers!!! make a new one for lineart, then a new one for skin, then hair, etc. i find it helps to set the layer to "darker" so th ecolours don't go over the lines. then paint away!!! i hardly ever use fill, i always use a paintbrush. if you change the opacity, you can do pretty good shading. is this making any sense??? it isn't to me!! ^^ plus, the smudge tool is AMAZING!!!
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Nightwalk_dream on March 6, 2007, 4:15:58 AM
Well the place in Greece I'm living in is different from the rest of the country. I think it has different colors than the rest of the country.
My city is really beautifull. a lot of trees and stuf and we have a big lake with an island in it. You can't swim in the lake unfortunatly (it's too dirty). On the island there are also some houses and a school but mostly kids go to shool in the main town. Oh, we also have a kind of fortress which had also some houses in it. It's like a village in the city (you know small houses and everything).
How is your town?
My city is really beautifull. a lot of trees and stuf and we have a big lake with an island in it. You can't swim in the lake unfortunatly (it's too dirty). On the island there are also some houses and a school but mostly kids go to shool in the main town. Oh, we also have a kind of fortress which had also some houses in it. It's like a village in the city (you know small houses and everything).
How is your town?
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heheh... okie! well, i'm from Norway in a small city named Tromsø... very far north in Norway so it's very cold here...-_-'
i'm a early born child!! hehe! born January 6th in 1990 so i'm 17 years now! I have a little sister named Camilla, and she also have an account here!! flying_Jone is her name.... go check her out! her pictures are great! ^^
uuuum... what more to say... i Love drawing nd have been drawing Manga for about 4 years now and i want to be a profersional mangadrawer!!! XD heheheh!!!! i have my own manga, but it's not finished yet...-_-'
uum.. i have a wooooounderful boyfiend named Marcus! ^^ we've been a couple for about 2 weeks now! ^^
hmm.. i have dog named Baiaz! i have drawed a picture of him! go see it my gallery if you haven't seen it already! it's called " Playing notes " ^^
Hmm.. well! if you ant to know more just ask!! XD
what about you then? tell me something about you!!
Huug! <3
i'm a early born child!! hehe! born January 6th in 1990 so i'm 17 years now! I have a little sister named Camilla, and she also have an account here!! flying_Jone is her name.... go check her out! her pictures are great! ^^
uuuum... what more to say... i Love drawing nd have been drawing Manga for about 4 years now and i want to be a profersional mangadrawer!!! XD heheheh!!!! i have my own manga, but it's not finished yet...-_-'
uum.. i have a wooooounderful boyfiend named Marcus! ^^ we've been a couple for about 2 weeks now! ^^
hmm.. i have dog named Baiaz! i have drawed a picture of him! go see it my gallery if you haven't seen it already! it's called " Playing notes " ^^
Hmm.. well! if you ant to know more just ask!! XD
what about you then? tell me something about you!!
Huug! <3
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