Quotes.

"Such an epic fail, it was almost a win."

"No. Stop talking. You have no friends."

"I could smell your fail from here."

"You are a good example of why some animals eat their young."

"Your breath is so stinky, I dont know whether to give you a breath mint or toilet paper."

"Our national health plan: Dont get sick."

"Jesus loves you. But not very much."

"Home is where you pass out after a night of drinking."

"Of course I'm going to drive home... I'm too drunk to walk."

"You and your rumors... You both get around."

"Honey, You're about as fake as the rumors you spread."

"This is not the life I ordered."

"Tom is my only friend."

"I dont make mistakes. I date them."